There ain't no such thing as male "friends"

[FTBS]

My best friend is a guy, but we initially met romantically and have tried to date a few times in the past. I ended it both times saying I preferred being friends. He crosses the line frequently with jokes (when I'm single) but he's respectful when I'm in a relationship. We've been friends for 10 years, but I do find his jokes annoying. I said something to him about it once and he stopped for a bit but seemed really hurt about it. I felt so bad about hurting his feelings that I haven't said anything again- I just usually ignore the jokes now.

I lightweight think he's secretly in love with me.

Eta: So yes, based on the above I would agree that strictly platonic male friends are rare.

And this ladies and gents is the typical female for you.

So you know this dude wants you (ya'll dated and YOU broke it off, the "jokes") yet you still think that what you have is friendship? My man is hanging around until you finally give in.

 

[Chris Cool]

Chris rock hit the nail on the head. Every male friend wanna fukk.

 

[Youseenmywork]

And this ladies and gents is the typical female for you.

So ythenow this dude wants you (ya'll dated and YOU broke it off, the "jokes") yet you still think that what you have is friendship? My man is hanging around until you finally give in.

One of these days women gon learn just cause you feel a certain emotion dosent make it reality. Women live their lives threw there emotional state ...which is very intresting.

 

[Mordith]

Why do you like your men to be dumb?

The fact that she thinks she can be intimate with someone who doesn't know the real her definitely speaks to her intelligence level.

 

[FTBS]

One of these days women gon learn just cause you feel a certain emotion dosent make it reality. Women live their lives threw there emotional state ...which is very intresting.

"I don't wanna fukk him so that means we are friends"

 

[Youseenmywork]

"I don't wanna fukk him so that means we are friends"

Exactly

 

[Youseenmywork]

The fact that she thinks she can be intimate with someone who doesn't know the real her definitely speaks to her intelligence level.

Or she has a LOT of flings

 

[Art Barr]

He's not gay... 6'5 220 (used to play basketball overseas) he's a lady slayer.......Of course he friendzoned me... we are friends....


He lives out of state... and back when I was in college (he visited) I only had one bed (queen size)... he slept in it with me... nbd...


And no... he is a great dude... and a great friend....he would never do that

art barr

 

[The Devil's Advocate]

And this ladies and gents is the typical female for you.

So you know this dude wants you (ya'll dated and YOU broke it off, the "jokes") yet you still think that what you have is friendship? My man is hanging around until you finally give in.

it's really sad... i mean for real

i have so many female friends... and just add in the thousands on my fb... just scrolling through and seeing the timeline... getting inbox message.. getting texts... getting handwritten letters from back in middle school.. up until yesterday... it's always the same shyt

"yoooooooooooo that's like my brother/dad/uncle/cousin... we slept in the same bed.. we almost fukked once but I stopped... oh when we met he wanted to fukk but he got over it... oh he'd never try nothing.. oh i asked him and he said nah.. oh he's not attracted to me anymore... oh i know his girl"


and it always ends up


"damn so we was drunk one night..... damn we was just up talking about our lives... damn we was just wrestling around.... damn we popped a molly... damn i just broke up with my man... damn i just got a new man...."


and y'all either fukked... or he said or did some shyt to fukk it all up and show his true colors... and y'all STILL, after 20-30-40 years on earth.. STILL can't tell when a guy is JUST your friend


there is no, sort of platonic... you either are or you aren't... is your homegirl gonna fukk you if you offer it up??? is your gay friend???? would HIS homie fukk HIM if he offered it up??? would his lesbian friend??? that's called platonic


"oh i know he'd fukk me if i got butt naked and offered up the p*ssy... but he's a man.. so that doesn't count... my man should still be perfectly fine with me going over there to drink and watch netflix.. that's my brother"

bytch please.... would any of y'all be ok with your man calling, texting, hanging out with, and confiding in Tina... the thick ass chick from down the street... who you know would fukk your man, but only if he pulled his dikk out and asked

 

[DIMES]

Wanting to fukk someone and wanting to be someone's friend isn't mutually exclusive. If it is then why are fukk buddies called "buddies?"


If you have a woman that you have a casual sexual relationship with that you kick it with...then the broad is your friend.

"But if she stopped fukking me, or if I got tired of fukking her I'd throw her in the bushes" someone may reply.


To which I would respond. "So?"


All relationships are based on a figurative contract. There are certain factors both parties must adhere to in order to keep the relationship viable. Thus, just because you fukk with someone because they well fukk you doesn't mean you aren't friends. Albeit very situational and shallow friends.


So why would sexual desire forfeit friendship?

Now i'm not trying to suggest it's a healthy or wise relationship. But it is still a relationship.

Lmaooooooi

fukk buddies are not friends u weirdo

It's strictly sexual. U don't hang out or text for no reason to it fukk biddy . It's meet and fukk every week or so that's it

 

[MikelArteta]

He's not your friend he's an ex demoted rotting away in the friend zone.

My best friend is a guy, but we initially met romantically and have tried to date a few times in the past. I ended it both times saying I preferred being friends. He crosses the line frequently with jokes (when I'm single) but he's respectful when I'm in a relationship. We've been friends for 10 years, but I do find his jokes annoying. I said something to him about it once and he stopped for a bit but seemed really hurt about it. I felt so bad about hurting his feelings that I haven't said anything again- I just usually ignore the jokes now.

I lightweight think he's secretly in love with me.

Eta: So yes, based on the above I would agree that strictly platonic male friends are rare.

 

[MikelArteta]

Women continue to make me die of laughter but my best friend is a guy bla bla

And he prob jerks to your picture every night before bed.

 

[ShaneTheRogue]

Lmaooooooi

fukk buddies are not friends u weirdo

It's strictly sexual. U don't hang out or text for no reason to it fukk biddy . It's meet and fukk every week or so that's it

So?


If I'm friends with someone for only one reason we're still friends.


I don't interact with my work friends outside of work but they're still friends.

 

[ShaneTheRogue]

Women continue to make me die of laughter but my best friend is a guy bla bla

And he prob jerks to your picture every night before bed.

So?

 

[Skrt Angle]

I like dumb guys thats why. Since when does having sex with a smart one make you smarter?
Only on coli do I need to justify my animal instincts.