simp

  1. KidJSoul

    Be a simp and marry a pornstar, brehs and crehs

    Now, let's be clear. Everyone deserves happiness (fukk this bytch tho she's said the n word before). But I don't see the point in wifing her up unless you a pornstar yourself. Or unless you get turned on sharing her :dame:. You have to protect, care for, listen to, lead, put up with, and...
  2. It is a mystery

    Dogset exposed as a bunch of thirsty simps

    Catset would never :sas2:
  3. DrexlersFade

    Model Wants A Millionaire To Buy Her A House All She Is Offering Him Is Some Kat

    No need to even comment now which one of you simps gonna take her up on her offer.
  4. JadeB

    There's a movie from 1920 called "The Poor Simp"

    The plot is even worse:deadmanny::deadmanny::deadmanny: With a bouquet of flowers in one hand and a Pomeranian puppy in the other, wealthy young Melville G. Carruthers calls upon his sweetheart, Grace Adams, with the intention of proposing, but is so overcome by bashfulness he is barely able to...
  5. SATAN

    Alpha Male Strategies gets disrespected by waiter in front of his girl

  6. SATAN

    I'm (M26)Forced To Live With My Ex(F24) She's Bringing Dates Over. How Do I Aprocher Her?

    What's his Coli username? :jbhmm:
  7. Neuromancer

    Who is currently the biggest simp on the coli?

    My bro @Marcel pro black 510 ados saw the light and repented his ways this year. Proud of him. My man @Rozay Oro got his prayers answered so he's cured his simpitus. So who does that leave brehs?
  8. Akae Beka

    :Mjcry: this is how a lot of simps end up HOH

    Tyhem Commodore on Instagram: “‍♂️‍♂️ @danieljean56 @iamlyndarose @bransoncognac” click the link, IG not allowing me to be great :mjlol: im on mobile but link aint posting correctly :yeshrug:
  9. JadeB

    Pure Simpery

    Why fly to Paris when Kodak filmed "No Flocking" in his neighborhood?
  10. Supercoolmayo

    So Darkseid fans really gonna call thanos a simp after this?

  11. It is a mystery

    Do simps need government intervention?

    The government does have laws in place to protect its consumers like gambling laws etc. They are cracking down on lootboxes and other nonsense in videogames. Drugs which have the potential to cause chaos to the public are banned as well. There are procedures in place to keep any trend rife with...
  12. Take It In Blood

    French protester whose brother got killed

    Rip @skeetsinternal @Charlie Hustle @stomachlines @BrothaZay @Malcolmxxx_23
  13. BaltimoreTwilightMarauder

    Bird from City Girls tells women to leave their man if they weren't drafted

    This is how these women think. In case you wonder why we HOH
  14. EndDomination

    When Did Cacs Start Saying "Simp?"

    I've been on Twitter more recently, and I've been seeing cacs constantly use the word; when the fukk did this start happening?
  15. M

    Get killed being a white knight simp brehs

    -Boyfriend is arguing with & roughing up his girl -Simp comes in trying to help her & get her away from dude -They begin to scuffle -Boyfriend pulls out glizzy & puts a hot slug in his chest:huhldup: -He then kicks & punches breh, then bouncers finally push him out the building, his girl leaves...
  16. Popeyes

    nikkas with Boondocks avatars are the biggest lames on this site

    nikkas with Boondocks avatars who ain't mods are the most uncreative lames on this site Ain't nothing worth reading been posted by a person with a Boondocks avatar Posters with Huey avatars are pseudo intellectuals and faux militants And posters with Riley Avatars are try hards who are always...
  17. It is a mystery

    Cartoon simp Mordecai getting exposed on twitter

    Regular show stans come get your mans You hate to see it
  18. Imhotep2

    White simp gets BRUTAL wakeup call on gameshow (Old video)

    Trust these hoes crehs :francis: 2:43 Him: "We're going home with 50 grand each :blessed: , I promise you that :ufdup:" Her: 2:56 when he realizes these bytches true nature :mjlol:
  19. EMY

    What’s the simpest shyt you’ve ever done?

    I’m ashamed to even admit this but......... I let a bytch use my spotify premium account for like 2 weeks :wow: some of her songs were on my 2019 wrapped playlist, can’t even listen to that shyt no more
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