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Since he finally banged Ciara, is he now out of the simp category?

First a backstory on ol' dude. He's 27 years old, the most he's done sexually is finger a woman. He's Christian and waiting to have sex until at least he's engaged. His ex-girlfriend cheated on him with his best friend and got pregnant. He took the 22 year old woman in the video below on an...

Take note, every chick he said this too looked like where ready to :noah: right then and there. Then he hittem with the:birdman: :mjlol: Ask a couple brehs on here and they'd tell you you's a simp if you started off a with a chick like this....Results dont lie tho. :sas2:

Russell Wilson: ‘If You’re Dating A Woman Out of Your League, Ask Her to Marry You’ Originally shared on Facebook: Monday, May 16, 2016 | 06:02 AM Russell Wilson: ‘If You’re Dating A Woman Out of Your League, Ask Her to Marry You’ Brittney OliverComments PHOTO CREDIT: GETTY IMAGES This...

forreal, some nikka just made a thread about turning down helping a woman he's dating move home because it's simp behaviour? :why: This is getting ridiculous, the HOH movement has lost its way. :mjlol: I'm one of the biggest woman haters as well as one of the biggest simps on this board but...

This chick I've been getting at (haven't smashed yet) wanted me to help her move. I have been finessed like this before. They ask you to help them move then after that wave goodbye. Click What part of the game is this? :russ: "Ever since I started making videos about relationships or...

This simpleton. He has gone full simptard for the p*ssy. And probably still don't get none. Where the hell do they make you new n!ggas :mjlol:

SMH you aint never meet this girl in 3 years you meet her :martin: nikka was gonnna leave his best friend who he was making a game with to go live in wyoming for this thot:martin: was talking to him while she had a boyfriend :rudy: said he still wanted to try a long distance :rudy...

Come on now....I refuse to believe niccas can be this naive.:dahell:

And I actually don't mind this time I just dropped her off and think I have a good chance of hitting or getting a kiss next time I see her brehs :thumbsup: We shared a magnetic vibe all night and had a good time having a meal then drinking mad cocktails and cracking jokes, talking about life...

Been with my girl for 2 months and some change come February. Her birthday was on New Years Day, I rented a hotel and bought her some shoes (nothing too serious, some fairly cheap purple pumas). Now im unsure what to do for Valentines Day:francis: I already got a hotel rented for that weeknd...

With reading that other coli brethren bmw getting shot up because of thots :snoop: THIS is why I would never let a hoe know what type of car I drive and where I live:bryan: Hell, I had a cousin who went to the Maury show because of similar crap like this. Dude was a football captain at my...

Mum's ingenious method to teach her son to treat women with respect

When I was in the 7th grade, I was invited to a neighborhood birthday party. At the time, the chick was sexy as hell. My mom made me bring her a gift--->a pocketbook. Now that I look back, that was a big-time simp move. She ended up giving this dude named Donnell some head at the end of the...

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