nikkas still sleeping on Hippos? nikka said that hippos are slow 
keep sleeping brehs 
keep sleeping brehs 
$1,000,000: Which would you rather go against w/ a knife. A Gorilla or a Hippo?
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I think i'd die horribly tryna step to either of them so I ain't involved
Mr. Somebody
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Ill take the gorilla because Brazillian Jiujitsu is safer to use against wildlife then knives.
Can I have an iron man suit?
Mountain
All Star
c/s, also hippos are fast as fck, a healthy one can easily reach up to 30 mph whilst running.
Well not beating on anybody but you see that sound that gorrila made and charged at the dude
I dont want no parts
lol @ how shook the gorilla had him "kazimirrr
kazimirrrr im sorry kazmirrr!!! 
PLEASE KAZIMIRRRR!!!!!"
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Fillerguy
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You'd probably be able to slap a gorilla simply cuz they dont really get aggro unless they're the head of their group. Even then they sell alot of wolf tickets and would most likely walk away before you got too close. Hippos angry as fukk doe.
If i had a chance between an angry hippo or gorilla it'd be the hippo, it cant climb and has zero reach.
If i had a chance between an angry hippo or gorilla it'd be the hippo, it cant climb and has zero reach.
Of course a Hippo.....not as smart or fast, plus they don't have jacked up arms that could grab or smash your head with. Gorilla attacks are some of the most vicious shyt you'll ever see
That Planet of the Apes shyt isn't far off from what they can do
That Planet of the Apes shyt isn't far off from what they can do
O.T.I.S.
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My man smoked that hippo with with his church clothes on....looking back like
See, no one is saying a Hippo is slow, we're saying that you can out run them
I'm sure a gorilla is just as fast as a hippo, just as strong, and more agile and intelligent.
That dude running from a gorilla thinking that he got away because the gorilla stopped chasing... So dude catching his breath thinking it's all sweet, and a gorilla swings from the sky and beats him to death
Meanwhile the hippo got tired, or like I said, you run under a truck and trick him. I'll stab him with a knife after I crash into it a couple hundred times
O.T.I.S.
Veteran
And hippos kill more people because more people are stupid enough to get close to them thinking it's all good
You saw the pic of a lil boy riding the hippo
No way would they let that boy near a gorilla
You saw the pic of a lil boy riding the hippo
No way would they let that boy near a gorilla
Mountain
All Star
Wait that's it? That's not "fast as fukk"
You sure you didn't mean 30 mph?
Yea my bad I meant 30 mph not 30 km/h.
both
Yo, I hope these guys aren't serious when they mention Brazilian Jiu Jitsu
MMA has got these fools thinking they can crush mountains and split oceans. Let's see you go out there and take on a Silverback. 4 hands, and over 600 lbs of pure, natural, ferocious muscle. It's ground game is near god tier. You come out looking like a crumpled up potato chip bag and if you ain't dead, you're going to be spending the rest of your life on two wheels.
MMA has got these fools thinking they can crush mountains and split oceans. Let's see you go out there and take on a Silverback. 4 hands, and over 600 lbs of pure, natural, ferocious muscle. It's ground game is near god tier. You come out looking like a crumpled up potato chip bag and if you ain't dead, you're going to be spending the rest of your life on two wheels.
on second thought if I could put a shyt load of food out in front of a hippo and run some tests first like sling shot some cantaloupes at it from a distance to see if it responds. And it doesn't respond, then I'd do that shyt. put a big bowl of hippo puppy chow down then overhand toddler slap it on the butt and haul ass
