Uncle Kingpin
No Relation


I got kicked out of one chicks house last night at 1am. We've been talking for a few weeks, I thought we had a real connection but we just started having sex and she is lazy af in bed. Yall know the type who just lays there and expects you to do all the work. She gave me the worst head I ever had in my life, all teeth. I swear it felt like she was chewing on my dikkhead. She didn't go up and down or none of that, just gnawed on my dikkhead while she played w herself and focused all her attention on that. You know you can't directly tell a girl she's doing it wrong, but nothing I said or did gave her the hint. I'm just laying there mad as fukk. After 5 mins of this torture i get her to stop, she rolls on her back and says get on top of me. Of course I say no. bytch you cant use me like a human dildo! And she became furious, like how dare I deny her sex, after i just sucked your dikk.....she goes to the bathroom, comes back in the room like "I think you should leave." I was already putting my clothes on, kept it playa - no fighting, fussing or any talking for that matter, finished getting dressed and rolled out. Soon as I get in the car, this bytch sent me like 10 straight texts copping pleas, tells me i love you, blah blah blah. Texted her back "bye". I feel like that line in Big Sean IDFWU I'm celebrating shyt cuz I just dodged a bullet from a crazy bytch









same here playboy...
you look columbian yourself.
I feel terrible.