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[Uncle Kingpin]

I got kicked out of one chicks house last night at 1am. We've been talking for a few weeks, I thought we had a real connection but we just started having sex and she is lazy af in bed. Yall know the type who just lays there and expects you to do all the work. She gave me the worst head I ever had in my life, all teeth. I swear it felt like she was chewing on my dikkhead. She didn't go up and down or none of that, just gnawed on my dikkhead while she played w herself and focused all her attention on that. You know you can't directly tell a girl she's doing it wrong, but nothing I said or did gave her the hint. I'm just laying there mad as fukk. After 5 mins of this torture i get her to stop, she rolls on her back and says get on top of me. Of course I say no. bytch you cant use me like a human dildo! And she became furious, like how dare I deny her sex, after i just sucked your dikk.....she goes to the bathroom, comes back in the room like "I think you should leave." I was already putting my clothes on, kept it playa - no fighting, fussing or any talking for that matter, finished getting dressed and rolled out.

Soon as I get in the car, this bytch sent me like 10 straight texts copping pleas, tells me i love you, blah blah blah. Texted her back "bye". I feel like that line in Big Sean IDFWU I'm celebrating shyt cuz I just dodged a bullet from a crazy bytch

 

[TheArchitect]

0 situations....0 women....

Working on that though, a couple I still want to at least make a pass at....

 

[Neo. The Only. The One.]

 

[Neo. The Only. The One.]

 

[DMX]

THAT bytch WROTE A BOOK ABOUT ME

 

[AJtheOne]

The women in my life, bring confusion and shyt
So like nino from new jack, I holla "cancel that bytch!"

-DMP-

I got kicked out of one chicks house last night at 1am. We've been talking for a few weeks, I thought we had a real connection but we just started having sex and she is lazy af in bed. Yall know the type who just lays there and expects you to do all the work. She gave me the worst head I ever had in my life, all teeth. I swear it felt like she was chewing on my dikkhead. She didn't go up and down or none of that, just gnawed on my dikkhead while she played w herself and focused all her attention on that. You know you can't directly tell a girl she's doing it wrong, but nothing I said or did gave her the hint. I'm just laying there mad as fukk. After 5 mins of this torture i get her to stop, she rolls on her back and says get on top of me. Of course I say no. bytch you cant use me like a human dildo! And she became furious, like how dare I deny her sex, after i just sucked your dikk.....she goes to the bathroom, comes back in the room like "I think you should leave." I was already putting my clothes on, kept it playa - no fighting, fussing or any talking for that matter, finished getting dressed and rolled out.

Soon as I get in the car, this bytch sent me like 10 straight texts copping pleas, tells me i love you, blah blah blah. Texted her back "bye". I feel like that line in Big Sean IDFWU I'm celebrating shyt cuz I just dodged a bullet from a crazy bytch

THAT bytch WROTE A BOOK ABOUT ME

X

 

[ejthompson23]

Married and getting some

Im good

same here playboy...

 

[HoloGraphic]

Feelings are flying and being caught by the butterfly net.

I need to ask her out before she goes back to school.

 

[MikelArteta]

Love after a few weeks

I got kicked out of one chicks house last night at 1am. We've been talking for a few weeks, I thought we had a real connection but we just started having sex and she is lazy af in bed. Yall know the type who just lays there and expects you to do all the work. She gave me the worst head I ever had in my life, all teeth. I swear it felt like she was chewing on my dikkhead. She didn't go up and down or none of that, just gnawed on my dikkhead while she played w herself and focused all her attention on that. You know you can't directly tell a girl she's doing it wrong, but nothing I said or did gave her the hint. I'm just laying there mad as fukk. After 5 mins of this torture i get her to stop, she rolls on her back and says get on top of me. Of course I say no. bytch you cant use me like a human dildo! And she became furious, like how dare I deny her sex, after i just sucked your dikk.....she goes to the bathroom, comes back in the room like "I think you should leave." I was already putting my clothes on, kept it playa - no fighting, fussing or any talking for that matter, finished getting dressed and rolled out.

Soon as I get in the car, this bytch sent me like 10 straight texts copping pleas, tells me i love you, blah blah blah. Texted her back "bye". I feel like that line in Big Sean IDFWU I'm celebrating shyt cuz I just dodged a bullet from a crazy bytch

 

[Lost His Smile]

 

[Bless't]

you look columbian yourself.

Nah. Just plain ol' white.

 

[Thsnnor]

Making plans on where to go for our next wedding anniversary.

 

[TooLazyToMakeUp1]

Low maintenance, tons of that I need, great chemistry across the board, excellent cook etc.

A dream come true

 

[patscorpio]

everything is copasetic with me and my lady

 

[ignorethis]

I'm lowkey fukked off female wise.

The one female I been fukking consistent pissed me off for the last time so I haven't made any contact with her for a month. Told myself I was done fukking with her permanently, but hopefully I don't break down and crawl back once nofap start to take it's toll.

And my bestfriend, who is female, I been blew her off for last month bad. shyt wasn't going well in life and I fell back on some loner shyt, but we had plans and stuff that I didn't come through on. I feel terrible.

My terrible December all correlated with a month long porn binge. I got a problem I swear