So a couple months go by and we got a female soldier named Lyons, who transferred from CG's Mess to Kilbourne because she was fukking one of the Sergeants. Like I said before, Korea was free love capital for Soldiers. It didn't matter if you were married, in a relationship, a private, a 1st Sergeant, Lieutenant, whatever. EVERYBODY was smashing SOMEBODY. Now a Sgt is not allowed to have sexual relations with ANY soldier who is of lower rank (unless they are married) and ESPECIALLY if that soldier works directly under you in the same unit. Lyons was a PV2 (Private Second Class) and a NASTY Cac bytch who was KNOWN throughout the Camp for NOT taking showers
So she was fukking this sergeant, We'll call him Sgt Bernido. Sgt Bernido can only be described as Edward James Olmos in a uniform. He was old, Latino, and about a year from retirement, so he gave no fukks. He'd parade this nasty, ugly Cac chick around the camp religiously, to the point where she HAD to be moved to circumvent the fukkery....
So as a cook, you CANNOT be nasty. We have cooks mount at the start of every shift, our grooming, our fingernails, our uniforms are inspected. She ALWAYS failed cooks mount. It got to the point where Sgt Smallwood wouldn't allow her to handle food, she could only clean, and even then he made her wear gloves, she was THAT nasty.
So after her 3rd failed room inspection, Sgt Smallwood forced a schedule upon the female soldiers where they were FORCED TO WATCH her shower EVERY night. This chick was disgusting, dikkinson and Pitt confided in me that she never brushed her teeth without being told too

. Sometimes they'd go to her room for her shower inspection and Sgt Bernido would be there lying in her bed, one time Pitt went over there, knocked on the door and Sgt Bernido answered talking about "Don't worry, when I'm done with her tonight you'll be calling her MRS CLEAN

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Next day she showed up LATE for Cook's Mount, and she smelled like fish Tacos and salsa sweat