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So a couple months go by and we got a female soldier named Lyons, who transferred from CG's Mess to Kilbourne because she was fukking one of the Sergeants. Like I said before, Korea was free love capital for Soldiers. It didn't matter if you were married, in a relationship, a private, a 1st Sergeant, Lieutenant, whatever. EVERYBODY was smashing SOMEBODY. Now a Sgt is not allowed to have sexual relations with ANY soldier who is of lower rank (unless they are married) and ESPECIALLY if that soldier works directly under you in the same unit. Lyons was a PV2 (Private Second Class) and a NASTY Cac bytch who was KNOWN throughout the Camp for NOT taking showers



So she was fukking this sergeant, We'll call him Sgt Bernido. Sgt Bernido can only be described as Edward James Olmos in a uniform. He was old, Latino, and about a year from retirement, so he gave no fukks. He'd parade this nasty, ugly Cac chick around the camp religiously, to the point where she HAD to be moved to circumvent the fukkery....

So as a cook, you CANNOT be nasty. We have cooks mount at the start of every shift, our grooming, our fingernails, our uniforms are inspected. She ALWAYS failed cooks mount. It got to the point where Sgt Smallwood wouldn't allow her to handle food, she could only clean, and even then he made her wear gloves, she was THAT nasty.

So after her 3rd failed room inspection, Sgt Smallwood forced a schedule upon the female soldiers where they were FORCED TO WATCH her shower EVERY night. This chick was disgusting, dikkinson and Pitt confided in me that she never brushed her teeth without being told too:scusthov:. Sometimes they'd go to her room for her shower inspection and Sgt Bernido would be there lying in her bed, one time Pitt went over there, knocked on the door and Sgt Bernido answered talking about "Don't worry, when I'm done with her tonight you'll be calling her MRS CLEAN:shaq:"

Next day she showed up LATE for Cook's Mount, and she smelled like fish Tacos and salsa sweat:huhldup:


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Completely forgot about this thread :pachaha:

Which branch of the military usually has more Black women? :patrice: If i ever decided to enlist and im fukking the women around me i don't want there to be all cac women around me cause then ill have to give in just to get a nut :francis:

And going with the above question. What is the best methods of going about your business without risking a girl claiming you raped her?
 
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Which branch of the military usually has more Black women? :patrice: If i ever decided to enlist and im fukking the women around me i don't want there to be all cac women around me cause then ill have to give in just to get a nut :francis:

And going with the above question. What is the best methods of going about your business without risking a girl claiming you raped her?



There were majority black women in the Army but it's all about where you are STATIONED that makes a difference. I was lucky because after Korea I went to Ft. Stewart (Georgia) so my military experience was always around mostly black people.

Stay away from drunk/high women. Stay away from women who seem to be the ones EVERYBODY is fukking because eventually word will get around and she will either be embarrassed or pissed at being labeled a slut.

Honestly it's a lot like real life. You KNOW which women to fukk with and not fukk with
 

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Which branch of the military usually has more Black women? :patrice: If i ever decided to enlist and im fukking the women around me i don't want there to be all cac women around me cause then ill have to give in just to get a nut :francis:

And going with the above question. What is the best methods of going about your business without risking a girl claiming you raped her?
Not raping people will significantly reduce the likelihood of people saying you raped them :martin:
 

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Which branch of the military usually has more Black women? :patrice: If i ever decided to enlist and im fukking the women around me i don't want there to be all cac women around me cause then ill have to give in just to get a nut :francis:

And going with the above question. What is the best methods of going about your business without risking a girl claiming you raped her?
Army/ Navy got the most black women but I will say Army got a lot more

And just don't rape them:mjlol:


Also don't fukk them when theyre under the influence because thats automatically considered rape in the military. Pick a chick whos feeling you and make sure yall done smashed before you start trying to fukk while tipsy.

I have smashed while me and a chick were drubk but I was cool with them so the thought never crossed their minds
 

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Army just flat out has far more people so we have far more women a lot of beautiful women as well as busted women...The AF seemed to have a better quality of woman but it's some good ones in the army and options are more even though for the most part you would choose to not date a service member.
 

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Hearing all of these stories about the juicy girls and free love in Korea , where my pops was stationed at for a few years when he was in the Air Force like :jbhmm::hubie:








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...that time i caught a article 15 for going down to tijuana on funeral detail with a rat b*stard. i'll tell that story tomorrow, it's way too long to type right now.
 
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