After watching 5 mins of soccer at the gym I see why it'll never pop in America

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Football or (soccer as Americans call it:scust:) is the most technically difficult sport in the world
The best player on the team that won the CL has been in Chelsea’s academy since he was 8
Basketball players regularly have insane games and still lose or get blown out
Long shots, bicycle kicks, headers, game has plenty of tense moments
 

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Football or (soccer as Americans call it:scust:) is the most technically difficult sport in the world
The best player on the team that won the CL has been in Chelsea’s academy since he was 8
Basketball players regularly have insane games and still lose or get blown out
Long shots, bicycle kicks, headers, game has plenty of tense moments
Mount not the best player at Chelsea. Kante is and it's not close
 

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Anyone who watches a full game of real soccer knows how fukking difficult it is to score. I remember some quote to the effect of "every goal is a minor miracle". shyt really do feel that way.

That's the reason it won't take off in america. Baseball wouldn't be popular either if every game ended 2-0.
 

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Anyone who watches a full game of real soccer knows how fukking difficult it is to score. I remember some quote to the effect of "every goal is a minor miracle". shyt really do feel that way.

That's the reason it won't take off in america. Baseball wouldn't be popular either if every game ended 2-0.
The sport is getting popular as fukk in America
 

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You are an idiot. This is the equivalent to anyone can bulldoze to the basket if you as big as LeBron. Anyone can pass like Trae, Luka, or Jokic, it's not hard. Just pass it.

Just admit it, you don't understand shyt about this game and you really don't have to the interest to learn
you would have been better off aborted. I see you failed reading as well as math class.....if a basketball player can make 5/6 3 pointers from 22ft and make 10/10 from the free throw line through 82 games...that is not luck dummy....there's demonstrated skill and and consistency as evidenced by their ppg there that most people could not achieve

If you score 1 goal every 3 games...after 10-15 attempts...that is not a skill. Most people would have the same probability of making it. And get off this "world class defender" crap...no one buys it :heh:

leave your pride at the door and just admit soccer is a simple sport that requires minimal skill where scoring is mostly based on luck. "futbol" nikkas can claim that it's deep all day....you kick a ball into the net if you're lucky....there's nothing else to understand. it aint deep, or complex. Period. I don't care how many cities or stadiums yall burn down over it
 
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you would have been better off aborted. I see you failed reading as well as math class.....if a basketball player can make 5/6 3 pointers from 22ft and make 10/10 from the free throw line...that is not luck dummy....there's demonstrated skill and and consistency there that most people could not do...

If you score 1 goal every 3 games...after 10-15 attempts...that is not a skill.
Can't be aborted when you got both parents and raised well unlike your bytch ass.
 

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My beef with soccer is have a clock that stops and starts for fuks sake.

Hey, how much time is left in the game?

Idk....like 5ish to 10ish minutes.
 

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No the problem is there aren't highlight level plays too often. And not enough scoring.
 

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Y’all kill me with this tie shyt or hating low scores. If football didn’t randomly make a touchdown 6 points, add an extra 1-2 point to it in the form of a extra point kick or two point conversion, and create a participation trophy way to score in the field goal, y’all nikkas would be watching 120 mins of commercials and 20 mins of the ball in movement for 2-3 scores as well :dead:

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nice come back...reality check..in the US people who can't make in the more skilled sports play soccer. Truth hurts.
Not true. Soccer takes a different skill set and I played it as well as other sports. Many of the best players can multiple sports well.
 
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