An oral Coli history of "LeBron's game won't age"

[ajnapoleon]

So you're saying he was always skilled and didn't just rely on athleticism?




Defenders are already up in his face. WTF are defenders gonna do about fadeaways and stepbacks like these?








If that's from steroids then I can't imagine who much Caruso must be juicing.

Or this guy:

LBJ had a benign growth removed. LaVert just got an actual cancerous tumor removed from his kidney just today.

Some of y'all claiming Bron started using PEDs in 2014, then blaming a 2009 growth on PEDs.

How the fukk would Bron be getting side-effects from PED use at fukking 25 but be fine at 36?

Its got to be something to these guys



They go from

"He can't do something"

To

"It must be ped's"

 

[CHICAGO]

WTF are defenders gonna do about fadeaways and stepbacks like these?








If that's from steroids then I can't imagine who much Caruso must be juicing.

Or this guy:

LBJ had a benign growth removed. LaVert just got an actual cancerous tumor removed from his kidney just today.

Some of y'all claiming Bron started using PEDs in 2014, then blaming a 2009 growth on PEDs.

How the fukk would Bron be getting side-effects from PED use at fukking 25 but be fine at 36?

NO BRON CYCLED OFF PEDS
IN 2014 WHEN THE LEAGUE
ANNOUNCED HGH TESTING.

AFTER THAT GOT PUSHED TO THE SIDE
HE TOOK HIS VACATION TO MIAMI AND CYCLED BACK ON.

​

 

[boskey]

And they've been predicting/hoping for that since literally day one

LOL at he had to go to Miami for 2 weeks to get on the PED cycle. He couldn't do it any where else in the world and it took two weeks for the affects to pay off.

lol yup apparently Bron is naturally rail thin like KD. Has to pump himself with steroids to keep that strength advantage

 

[JordanWearinThe45]

NFS Bron surprises me Ima miss bro when he gone

When his jumper ain’t clicking and he missing layups n shyt it do get ugly for him. But when he on, he on. (last nights game was amazing)

 

[Shadow King]

Damn I'm wondering how I didn't get caught saying some slick shyt. Lord knows I have.

I'm well past the LeBron hate stage of my life. I didn't like the Miami stunt but now everyone is doing it.

At this point I still think Jordan is greater but I give him props now.

So players aren't allowed to leave a team after 7-10 years of service?

 

[staticshock]

So you're saying he was always skilled and didn't just rely on athleticism?




Defenders are already up in his face. WTF are defenders gonna do about fadeaways and stepbacks like these?








If that's from steroids then I can't imagine who much Caruso must be juicing.

Or this guy:

LBJ had a benign growth removed. LaVert just got an actual cancerous tumor removed from his kidney just today.

Some of y'all claiming Bron started using PEDs in 2014, then blaming a 2009 growth on PEDs.

How the fukk would Bron be getting side-effects from PED use at fukking 25 but be fine at 36?

you have to ignore these special education folks. Clearly they rode on the short bus. No normal functioning adult can still be on some Bron hate shyt

 

[staticshock]

Kobe & MJ went bald early too...were they on PEDs as well?

 

[Cowboyz89]

5 stars

 

[CHICAGO]

And they've been predicting/hoping for that since literally day one
lol yup apparently Bron is naturally rail thin like KD. Has to pump himself with steroids to keep that strength advantage

LEBRON WAS A NATURALLY SLENDER GUY WITH SOME MUSCLE TONE.

CYCLE ON

CYCLE OFF 2014

BUT IF YOU THINK BRONS ATHLETICISM
CAN NATURALLY DEFEAT FATHER TIME
BE MY GUEST.

​

 

[Professor Emeritus]

NO BRON CYCLED OFF PEDS
IN 2014 WHEN THE LEAGUE
ANNOUNCED HGH TESTING.

AFTER THAT GOT PUSHED TO THE SIDE
HE TOOK HIS VACATION TO MIAMI AND CYCLED BACK ON.

​

A 29yo player cutting out HGH wouldn't affect his body mass a month later at all. HGH helps your tissue repair, it doesn't magically make you bigger or smaller like a superhero drug. If LeBron was taking HGH and then suddenly cut it out, his body mass wouldn't change unless he stopped training completely for at least 3-4 months. You just don't lose muscle that fast at 29.

https://www.webmd.com/diet/features/the-truth-about-hgh-for-weight-loss#2

"A few small studies have linked HGH injections with fat loss and muscle gain. But the changes seen were minimal -- just a few pounds -- while the risks and potential side effects are not.

"Our results showed small improvements in body composition, a small reduction in body fat and increase in muscle mass, but on balance, weight did not change," he says. "More notable changes are seen when an individual is deficient in growth hormone from true pituitary disease."

Another study found that HGH therapy was linked to a small decrease in fat and increase in lean mass, but no change in body weight.

"Healthy adults who take HGH put themselves at risk for joint and muscle pain, swelling in the arms and legs, carpel tunnel syndrome, and insulin resistance. "

So it may lead to minor muscle gains, no changes in weight, and puts you at greater risk of injury. How would that explain Bron's longevity at all?

LeBron looked skinny in the face in the offseason cause he purposely cut weight to give his body a break. He didn't look anything like that in the regular season. This is December 2014, before he "took the trip to Miami". He looks completely normal:

LeBron was already tested for HGH every time he participated in the Olympics. So how did he look and play just fine in the playoffs leading into each Olympic year, but now you supposedly have him cutting out the drugs in summer 2014 over a year before the new policy is implemented based on a RUMOR that they might start testing?

And the NBA didn't announce HGH testing until April 2015. Before that Silver had been talking about it for 2+ years. So your timeline doesn't work AT ALL.

The NBA will begin testing players for HGH

What HGH tests mean for NBA drug cheats

 

[Goat poster]

I implore all LeBron haters to give it up.

it’s not worth it guys

I spent so many years hating Kobe and I wish I didn’t

even this year I have been appreciating Tom Brady when I was HUGE Brady hater in the past.

hating on undeniable greatness make you look crazy, sometimes it’s best to let go.

 

[Professor Emeritus]

LEBRON WAS A NATURALLY SLENDER GUY WITH SOME MUSCLE TONE.

CYCLE ON

CYCLE OFF 2014

BUT IF YOU THINK BRONS ATHLETICISM
CAN NATURALLY DEFEAT FATHER TIME
BE MY GUEST.

​

Yeah, your size at 19 when you haven't even started lifting yet is your "natural" muscle mass for the rest of your life.

Skinny-ass MJ at the same age as Bron in that top picture:

MJ a few years later:

 

[CHICAGO]

A 29yo player cutting out HGH wouldn't affect his body mass a month later at all. HGH helps your tissue repair, it doesn't magically make you bigger or smaller like a superhero drug. If LeBron was taking HGH and then suddenly cut it out, his body mass wouldn't change unless he stopped training completely for at least 3-4 months. You just don't lose muscle that fast at 29.

The Truth About HGH for Weight Loss

So it may lead to minor muscle gains, no changes in weight, and puts you at greater risk of injury. How would that explain Bron's longevity at all?

LeBron looked skinny in the face in the offseason cause he purposely cut weight to give his body a break. He didn't look anything like that in the regular season. This is December 2014, before he "took the trip to Miami". He looks completely normal:

LeBron was already tested for HGH every time he participated in the Olympics. So how did he look and play just fine in the playoffs leading into each Olympic year, but now you supposedly have him cutting out the drugs in summer 2014 over a year before the new policy is implemented based on a RUMOR that they might start testing?

And the NBA didn't announce HGH testing until April 2015. Before that Silver had been talking about it for 2+ years. So your timeline doesn't work AT ALL.

The NBA will begin testing players for HGH

What HGH tests mean for NBA drug cheats

NOPE THIS IS LITERALLY
BRON ON THE TRIP IN MIAMI.

THIS WAS "NORMAL" BRON

CHRIS PAUL
FOUGHT AND GOT HGH TESTING DELAYED.

New Players Union Rep Chris Paul Wants to Challenge NBA on HGH, Flopping Fines

​

 

[CHICAGO]

Skinny-ass MJ at the same age as Bron in that top picture:

MJ a few years later:

THATS NOT A
BIG DIFFERENCE AT ALL.

THIS nikka REALLY COMPARING
MJ GETTING SOME MUSCLE TONE
TO BRON TURNING INTO THE HULK.

​

 

[Juggalo Fred]

He is past his prime, and that window is closing fast .. 2-6 is probably gonna be on dudes tombstone

2015