Anybody here ever been to India??

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Yup..it ain't a thing to squat in public and let loose.

we were walking along the beach in Bengal bay.
It begins to smell funny so we thinking it's rotten fish cause there's lots of fishing boats parked nearby.
Suddenly a man wearing nothing but a sarong appears and just squats in the weeds, does a little twerk when hes done and gets back up again and walks off. we were stunned. no toilet paper no nothing.


Omg
 

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This shyt is funny. Talked to people I work with from India and they leave all this out; especially the beach shyts :mjlol:
 

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I have been Gurgaon for business.


You get the sense from Indian Americans that Indian women are conservative... but that is not what I saw there. There were many women in short skirts showing skin and wearing all kinds of make-up.

I can break it down this way.

--It stinks
--Women are ugly
--People don't drink alcohol, and you can be shunned or shamed.

Not sure why anyone would want to go there.
 

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I'm there every couple of years, going again in January to see my sister and my little nephew.

For foreigners who don't have any reason to visit India except for tourism, I would recommend you keep to states like Goa, Himachal Pradesh, and Kerala. Jammu & Kashmir would be a lock-in, except India and Pakistan have been beefing over that state since the '40s and it's very prone to terrorist attacks.

Avoid big cities (Mumbai, New Delhi, Chennai, Bangalore, Kolkata) because they're horrible. The other piece of advice I have to give is never ever drink water unless it's bottled water. Also be wary of eating food from roadside shops, you need a local immune system to be able to handle that shyt.

what if you going with money tho? can you stick to upper class elite areas (shopping, clubbing, dining)

Im too much of a diva to be walking the slums n shyt
 

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One reason to visit India is that the weed is highly potent and very cheap, fresh from the foothills of the Himalayas and the Hindu Kush mountain ranges :myman:
 

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LIKE MY FICCA LOONEY SAID..

"BESIDES HOW CORRUPT THEIR GOVERNMENT IS, THEIR INEFFICIENT POLITICAL SYSTEM OF HAVING HUNDREDS OF PARTIES ALL DIFFERENT IN EACH STATE. HARDLY HAVING A NATIONAL LANGUAGE AND MOST OF THEIR POPULATION BEING SHADY SCHEMERS. I DON'T KNOW ANY FOREIGNER THAT LIKES BEING HERE. THE ONES THAT DO ARE TYPICALLY THE OUTCASTS THAT COULDN'T SOCIALLY ASSIMILATE AT HOME. SINCE THEY'RE 'RARE' FOREIGNERS, PEOPLE HERE JUST WANT TO BE FRIENDS WITH THEM AND BECAUSE THEY HAVE SOMEWHAT MORE MONEY.


ITS A PRETTY SHIITTY COUNTRY, NOT EVERYONE IS BAD BUT MOST ARE. SIMILAR TO HOW MOST MAINLAND CHINESE HAVE NO MANNERS, RUDE, AND ARE EXTREMELY SELF-CENTERED. AGAIN NOT ALL BUT MOST.


THEY USE THEIR LEFT HAND TO SHIIT, EVERYTHING IS UNSANITARY, INCLUDING FOOD PREP. THEY HAVE NO IDEA HOW TO RUN A RESTAURANT ONLY TO THEIR CULTURAL STANDARDS. EVERYTHING IS FUCCING DIRTY AS FUCC.

AND TO ASSIMILATE TO THEIR COUNTRY'S TASTE, EVERYTHING IS BASICALLY INDIAN FOOD, DOESN'T MATTER IF IT SAYS "ITALIAN, AMERICAN, CHINESE," OR WHAT NOT. ITS FUCCING RIDICULOUS, AND THE PEOPLE HERE THINK THEY'RE EATING OTHER ETHNIC FOODS BUT REALLY THEY'RE JUST EATING INDIAN FOOD, WHICH ONLY ENCOURAGES THEIR IGNORANCE.

THEY HAVE NO IDEA WHAT A BURGER IS BUT THEY'RE ELITE STATUS WAY OF THINKING (RIDICULOUS AS SOME BOAST SALARY WAGES OF A THE LOWEST MCDONALDS EMPLOYEE AND AT THE SAME TIME CLAIMING THEIR COUNTRY IS THE BEST IN THE WORLD).

EVERYTHING IS MADE OUT OF CHICKEN, THEY DON'T EAT BEEF & PORK BECAUSE OF RELIGIOUS REASONS WHILE KIDS AND ADULTS GO STARVING. NOT TO MENTION THE COWS, PIGS, GOATS JUST EAT GARBAGE ALL DAY.


SMELLS LIKE SHIIT EVERYWHERE BECAUSE OF OPEN SEWERS, GOD I JUST HAVE TO VENT AT LEAST ONCE EVERY TIME I COME HERE. THE 'RICH' OR MIDDLE CLASS OR WHATEVER ARE SO PRETENTIOUS AND RUDE, THEY WOULD NEVER BE ABLE TO ASSIMILATE IN THE 1ST WORLD BECAUSE OF HOW PRIVILEGED THEY FEEL BECAUSE THEY'RE MORE WEALTHIER AND ARE IN A HIGHER CASTE/CLASS THAT'S BEEN IN PLACE SINCE THE MIDDLE AGES.

LIKE NAH BIITCH, YOU LIVE IN INDIA HOE, YOU DIRTY AS FUCC AND EVERYONE IN THE WORLD VIEWS YOU THAT WAY. STOP THINKING YOUR PRIVILEGED AND TREAT ALL OTHERS WITH FUCCING RESPECT YOU STUPID BIITCH.

THESE GUYS ARE WORST THAN THE WORST RACIST CRIMINAL GROUPS IN THE BOONIES OF US. ALL AT THE SAME TIME THEY LIVE IN THEIR OWN LITTLE WORLD THINKING THEY'RE GREAT BUT IN REALITY, EVERYONE LOOKS AT THEM IN DISGUST FOR WIPING THEIR SHIIT WITH THEIR BARE HANDS AND TAKING SHIITS IN PUBLIC AT THE BEACHES (DO NOT SWIM ON THE BEACHES IN INDIA, ITS A BIG TOILET)



AH, I DO FEEL BETTER AFTER GETTING ALL THAT SHIIT OUT.



EDIT: OH, I FORGOT TO MENTION WHAT MADE ME SNAP IN THE FIRST PLACE, THE FUCCING IDIOT OF A PRIME MINISTER AND HIS DUMB FUCC ADVISORS JUST IMMEDIATELY ABOLISHED THEIR MAIN TYPE OF CURRENCY NOTES OVER NIGHT WITHOUT ANY TYPE OF CLEAR PLAN, NOR PRINTING ENOUGH MONEY BEFORE ABOLISHING THEIR MAIN DENOMINATIONS OF MONEY?


NOT TO MENTION RETARDED SUPERSTITION. WOMEN CAN'T GO TO WORK ON CERTAIN DAYS BECAUSE IF THEY'RE ON THEIR PERIOD THEY'LL BRING BAD LUCK, WOMEN NEED SOME TYPE OF PERMIT TO WORK OVER NIGHT. ITS FUCCING RIDICULOUS, NOT TO MENTION I HAVE PEOPLE TELLING ME TO STOP EATING CHICKEN BECAUSE ITS BAD FOR MY HEALTH?

LIKE AYE DUMB FUCC, YOU REALLY THINK THOSE NEAR ROTTEN APPLES AND FRUITS ARE GOOD? YOU'RE FAKE MALNUTRITION VEGETARIAN DIET? IF YOU DON'T EAT ENOUGH CHICKPEAS FOR DAMN SURE YOU'RE NOT GETTING ENOUGH PROPER PROTEIN HERE.

ITS FUCCING RIDICULOUS AND PEOPLE ARE UNEDUCATED, THEY HAVE THE TENACITY TO TELL ME WHAT TO DO EVEN THOUGH THEY'RE COMPLETELY WRONG. THESE ARE THE SAME IDIOTS THAT GO SPEND THEIR MONEY ON HEALTH SCAMS RATHER THAN GOING TO HOSPITALS AND GET PROVEN TREATMENT.

I HAVE ONE STAFF MEMBER ASKING TO LEND MONEY TO PUT OIL IN THEIR FUCCING EAR SO THAT IT CAN HEAL AND SHE DOESN'T HAVE TO USE A HEARING AID ANYMORE. A FUCCING OIL?

BY THE TIME THIS COUNTRY GETS ON PAIR MY CORPSE WOULD BE 500 YEARS OLD OR IF EVER. I MEAN ESSENTIALLY NOTHING HAS CHANGED OVER 2000 YEARS IN MOST ASPECTS.


I MEAN GOD, NO WONDER THE FUCCING PERSIANS AND MONGOLS NEVER CONQUERED THIS PLACE, THEY WERE LIKE "FUCC THIS DIRTY SHIIT". NOT TO MENTION THEY COMPLAIN SO MUCH ABOUT BRITISH RULE, shyt THE ONLY REASON THEY'RE SOMEWHAT MODERNIZED IS BECAUSE OF BRITISH RULE."
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They do that in almost all 3rd world countries. I went to Liberia as a kid, n I wasn't walking along the streets.. and this girl just randomly squat down n took a piss. Act like it was a normal thing. Reason why I never go back. :francis:
 

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shyt is crazy man can't believe what I'm reading in here :scust:

I always said if I'd never visit India, matter of fact Asia in general :scust:
 

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shyt is crazy man can't believe what I'm reading in here :scust:

I always said if I'd never visit India, matter of fact Asia in general :scust:
Nah .. Japan and Thailand was beautiful. Met some Spanish and black brothers there from Detroit..they were loving it.

POC really need to make their presence felt abroad. Stay away from nonsense but when I travel I go any and everywhere by myself. Been blessed though my attitude is the same everywhere. What's going to happen will have happened.
 
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