anybody on here ever fukk somebody within an hour of meeting them?

[Tropical Fantasy]

definitely 2-3 hours but almost never one hour.

 

[*L*E*G*A*C*Y*]

Raises hand.

This actually happened to me twice.

First time was within an hour and a half.

Second was within two.

 

[ThaRealness]

no....this was in college...I just offered a chic $40 to fukk....she was down

Thats like, not even very much money

 

[ltheghost]

LOL. My nikka's friend's birthday party. He told me to come up to this party because they had drinks and whatnot. I got there late as hell and blunted. Saw the chick, said wuz up, had some hen and played some pool. I was only there 20 mins...On the low I was there to re-up. lol. Then this chick (Birthday-girl) was saying she needed a ride home. So I gave her a ride home. Gave me dome in the whip and fukked when we got to her house. I literally said maybe five sentences to this chick....then my dog ass stole half the liquor in her fridge and never called her back....lol

 

[*L*E*G*A*C*Y*]

First time, I lost my virginity to this broad. This was my sophmore year of college when I was 19. Me and the boys went to get some after drinking eats. This girl was some 24 year old white feminist college drop out liberal hippie type that had a boyfriend. We talked at the front counter. She drove me back to my dorm. We watched jon q. I was in them guts not even 15 minutes into that film.

Second time, I met this girl and her friend at the bar. This white chick with tig ol bitties. Had a jack daniels shirt on. She was 20, I was 20 at the time. I bought her a shot of jack. This girl drives us to her friend's place all wasted. I was scared during the whole car ride. F*cked the girl on the couch at her friend's place. I smashed with no condom actually both times...which was not wavy but whatever...that's what happens when you smash broads within one to two hours of meeting them.

 

[MooseMouthMthafuga]

I've had offers, but I hit em with the "No Thanks" everytime.

Mostly on the late train, literally.


I remember my homeboy had a studio in his house and he wanted me to be the technician.I didn't know anything about studio equipment, but he was supposed to show me how it was done.

So he calls me and tells me to come over to his crib(he turned one of the bedrooms into a studio).When I get there, there's like 6 nikkaz, and one older white bytch.She looked about 38...butt ass naked in the den.nikkaz sitting back blazing up like they just ate a good meal.

My homeboy must've saw the look on my face because he shot me a mischievous grin like "Gone up in there and get you some"


Old white lady walked over to me and started rubbing on my chest, but I wasn't feeling it.I didn't want them sloppy 7th's


I had my crazy ass cousin with me and this thirsty nikka went over there and started eating that ho out

The whole studio erupted like

...but my cuzz be gone on that G most of the time, so he had an excuse for that shyt


In fact, this my nikka at that same studio right here

 

[Dooby]

I've had offers, but I hit em with the "No Thanks" everytime.

Mostly on the late train, literally.


I remember my homeboy had a studio in his house and he wanted me to be the technician.I didn't know anything about studio equipment, but he was supposed to show me how it was done.

So he calls me and tells me to come over to his crib(he turned one of the bedrooms into a studio).When I get there, there's like 6 nikkaz, and one older white bytch.She looked about 38...butt ass naked in the den.nikkaz sitting back blazing up like they just ate a good meal.

My homeboy must've saw the look on my face because he shot me a mischievous grin like "Gone up in there and get you some"


Old white lady walked over to me and started rubbing on my chest, but I wasn't feeling it.I didn't want them sloppy 7th's


I had my crazy ass cousin with me and this thirsty nikka went over there and started eating that ho out

The whole studio erupted like

...but my cuzz be gone on that G most of the time, so he had an excuse for that shyt


In fact, this my nikka at that same studio right here

Wahahahah why does dude sound like a struggle 3stacks

 

[Firefly]

First hour prob 3......The first time going out ( I don't date lol) about 6 or 7.

 

[Sandy_Cheeks]

Why not?

If you would have ever met me in my prime I promise I could talk them panties off ....I'm assuming you are female btw

I am a female. Because I would like to get to know people before I drop the panties. And I don't have enough information from an hr

 

[Maddmike]

I feel you....kinda....so honestly, you have never got wet talking to an attractive male? I mean I'd have trouble believing that the fact that a guys sense of humor drives your sex drive
@BonitaChelz

I'm saying because my dikk gets hard every time I see a attractive female. (Not that extreme but you get the point)

 

[MooseMouthMthafuga]

Wahahahah why does dude sound like a struggle 3stacks

3 stacks? Maybe voice wise, but their styles are totally different.My nikka Bookie is pure west coast..all the way down to the bone marrow



Song he did back in the day with Kurupt

 

[Blankthawtz]

yup....was takin the uptown 1 train and this chick that didn't know how to get to Yonkers came up to me (she was aight...6 in the face...6 in the body..overall an average piece)...gave her directions on which stop to get off and whatnot....the entire train ride we just hit it off...shorty invited me to her spot...fed a nikka some leftovers....drank some wine and we smashed...kept in contact maybe two or three times after...then we just lost touch with each other....

train ride = 25 mins
bus ride = 10 mins
chill, ate, drank = 25 mins

i'd say i made the cut....

 

[The Don]

Yep, met this bad bish from Bama while trying to holler at her friend. It was after football practice on the Army base.

Chopped it up with them on the balcony over looking the field for a few minutes then bounced to my room.

Showered and was about to relax when I got a knock on the door. It was that check I had nick named Picachu. She hit me with the "Whatchu doing?"

Watching the game I replied. She asked could she join me..............BUT OF COURSE shuga!

She had done changed to the shortest pair of shorts I'd ever seen on a woman. She went to my cd collection and bent over....I could see clear through to her heart beat! She had no draws on...

The game became of no importance. Hit those lights and dove straight in. Shawty was so cute I hit it raw.

p*ssy was a mess and you could tell she took frequent best downs, but I enjoyed it.

Couple days later I wondered why it felt like shyt was crawling on me. Then I was taking a dump, ya know how you be looking for bumps or ingrown hairs. I saw a bump and was about to pop it when..............that bytch moved .

Captured the arachnid and examined.

Brehs I didn't even know crabs still existed .

 

[Ghetto Denizen]

I got one but i get clowned for that shyt:

So me and my boy were chilling and shyt on the porch in a college town just drinking hes fukked up, hollering at random bytches walking up and down the street, so these two pawgs(locals) turn around and say "what!?" to my boy and the nikkas "bytch u heard me!, come here im trying to holler", so the broads like "you come over here!"and im like . We went over there and chopped it up and her invited them bytches over later exchange numbers and shyt. So they roll and we gets back to drinking and shyt and im thinking aint no way these broads coming back, planning the next move for the night and these bytches show up at the door.

So im like fukk it lets do this, so they come in and im choppin it up with the one pawg on the futon like a real nikka, and this bytch sound ghetto as all hell, talking about all her "nikkas" she got in prison and how she rep that 5 and all kinds of rachet shyt. So im like damn how the fukk i find the most rachet pawg in this boonies ass town. So in my head im just smh at my situation but then the liquor was like nikka its whatever, so we go upstairs and i beat that shyt up and come back down and my boy still chopping it up with her friend i guess she wasnt down or something, nikka done failed his mission.

So they roll and meet up with us at this party we were at at my boys, so im sober at that point and im ignoring the shyt out of this broad, on some what happened earlier was a mistake type shyt, so like a few minutes later im like choppin it up with my boys she walks up to us and just slaps the fire out my ass i think i was like mid sentence too not really paying attention until i saw a bright ass light and her ass standing right front of me left side of my face on fire, took me a few seconds to realize what just happened, i thought my boys had my back but they was like after she gave me the hand of gawd. I had to get brolic on that bytch but on the inside a nikka was feeling like. So like a true broad she snatches one of my boys up and leaves to go to a club or something to make a nikka jealous or something and rolls out.

Turns out them nikkas went to a trap house and was serving customers on some shyt while my boy was sitting in the car like We had to go get that nikka at 4am that night cuz they left him stranded in the streets

A few years later im on my boys fb page thats doing fed time i grew up with and shyt and i see some pawg commenting on his shyt all rachet like so im like let me check this out and its that bytch.
she done popped out like 3 kids and was looking .and she was only like 20. I almost sent her a message brehs tryna see what that mouth do these days

 

[Born2BKing]

Yep, met this bad bish from Bama while trying to holler at her friend. It was after football practice on the Army base.

Chopped it up with them on the balcony over looking the field for a few minutes then bounced to my room.

Showered and was about to relax when I got a knock on the door. It was that check I had nick named Picachu. She hit me with the "Whatchu doing?"

Watching the game I replied. She asked could she join me..............BUT OF COURSE shuga!

She had done changed to the shortest pair of shorts I'd ever seen on a woman. She went to my cd collection and bent over....I could see clear through to her heart beat! She had no draws on...

The game became of no importance. Hit those lights and dove straight in. Shawty was so cute I hit it raw.

p*ssy was a mess and you could tell she took frequent best downs, but I enjoyed it.

Couple days later I wondered why it felt like shyt was crawling on me. Then I was taking a dump, ya know how you be looking for bumps or ingrown hairs. I saw a bump and was about to pop it when..............that bytch moved .

Captured the arachnid and examined.

Brehs I didn't even know crabs still existed .

Never understood how people with crabs don't know they have it and go out and have sex. The folks I know who have had crabs all say you know that shyt fast and it be inching like a bytch.