Mr Hate Coffee
Veteran
Another on from my files....This is from Japan and believe me I can't count the on notes I had in that bytch...
We went to this club about a hour away from where we stayed. I met this chick and she couldn't speak a bit of English. Her friend told me she was from main land. I was drunk and I just kept fukkin wit her all night. She danced with me for a couple of mins and would walk off but I was persistent. Finally her friend told me that she told her to tell me that I wasn't going to get any so I should stop trying....
I kept at it and told her friend I don't Wana fukk, I just want to dance....20 min later I was on my way to their room...her friend end up telling me she was on her period...........
I smashed
Raw
Again in japan....
New years 2002. I spent the whole night looking to poke something. I was drunk as hell and but this time like 3 am I was kinda sad cuz all the homes was booed up.
So I leave the club on foot and walked to this Lil wall overlooking the highway.
I see this bad ass Lil Jap sitting on the wall crying. I ask her what's wrong and she gave me the no English hands.....so being the smooth nikka I am I start to wipe her eyes and face with my fingers....at thaT moment shanty hops off the wall and call for a taxi...
I didn't smash when we got to a room but I woke up later on and beat the puss down twice....I bust in her both times....
She called her friend to pick us up and they dropped me off at the gate....I never seen her again
You win this thread.


I never asked him but I hope he strapped up.... he came out and we called the other homes and left them hoes in 2 different rooms....never talked to them again
because she had a husband. I was shocked and mad as hell. IT was like 7:30pm. The new girl was all like, you're so nice, don't be down, etc. I was like, sure, whatever. She started talkin about she just got a new HDTV.....
. This was back before flat screens came out, so I was like
, who is this little white girl
. She was like, come over and help me hook it up. I knew I was going over because her profile had a lot of pics and her friends were commenting on her looking cute and needing to get out. I was out the house by 8:15, lol. We spent the next two days in the bed. Not gonna lie, she was the best and undisputed lightweight champion. It was like the married chick didn't know nothin in comparison. We hooked up a few more times before she moved for her job.
ill take the couch (thats what i do play the nice guy, scope, and attack) well this bytch drove me out to the middle of nowhere japan and str8 up left me....I didnt understand the phone system, mind you this is back in 99 where we aint have google and shyt so im with this bytch from friday morn - sunday (is when my homie magically shows up to scoop me) Mind you this hoe cant speak a lick of english and i didnt know no japanese except "homi kamudisai" which some other japs i work with told me it means "do you want to fukk"
shyt i figured thats all i need to know......
....we drank , fukked, attempeted to talk, fukked for 3 days str8.......my homie showed up and i was like
i can say for a fact that bytch had one of my kids cuz bust on the reg,,,,,
I don't really give a fukk that you are
Then her roommate came in. So I just took her back to my dorm.