ASK AN OLD FLABBY SICK MUTHAPHUKA ANYTHING BREH'S (THE HONORABLE SKJ EDITION) part 1

[KENNY DA COOKER]

I got me a pint of Paul Masson...just warmed up a batch of precooked lemon pepper wangs...

just broke up with my woman..

now i'm talking to one of my old freaks on facebook..who just gained 50 lbs in weight ....cause im thirsty for some sympathy puzzy

and I gotta supervise a group of the most ignant rednecks this side of Duck Dynasty tomorrow...

entertain me with your inquires......till I fall asleep in my misery

 

[Poh SIti Dawn]

Why did you and your girl breakup?

 

[Banned Account12]

can we get pics of the freak?

 

[Yoda]

meaning of life. tell me it.

 

[Banned Account12]

this old ass nikka probably already

 

[jaguar paw]

Paul Masson and lemon pepper?

You gotta be from the South or Midwest.



Why'd ya ole lady dip out?

 

[KENNY DA COOKER]

Why did you and your girl breakup?

found out thru some research while we were shopping to get a Home together that she had filed for bankruptcy about a month back without my knowledge...

cause I kept wondering why she kept looking at these homes in these ratchet areas..cause her credit was fukked

 

[KENNY DA COOKER]

can we get pics of the freak?

i ain't no snitch.........but since im in a don't give a fukk mood

sure.......I ain't claiming the hoe...so I'll post em...as soon as I transfer them from my phone

 

[JayGatsby]

Is life random choices or is it already planned out ......?????

 

[Banned Account12]

found out thru some research while we were shopping to get a Home together that she had filed for bankruptcy about a month back without my knowledge...

cause I kept wondering why she kept looking at these homes in these ratchet areas..cause her credit was fukked

damnnnnnnnnnnnnn

and nikkas wonder why i dnt trust NOBODY

if she hid that no telling wat else she hiding

leave and dont go back breh

 

[KENNY DA COOKER]

Paul Masson and lemon pepper?

You gotta be from the South or Midwest.



Why'd ya ole lady dip out?

Brooklyn bred..but SOUTH GEORGIA fed...........

like I said the hoe financial status was fugazi..I wouldn't have tripped if she had informed me....but hoe was living above her means.....

always eating steaks and shyt......went out 3 times a week, yet I made more money than her...and was more comfortable cooking at home...fukk her

 

[KENNY DA COOKER]

Is life random choices or is it already planned out ......?????

it's either random like a muthaphuka breh..or it's already planned out.....by a supreme being who has a helluva sense of humor

I can't even get mad anymore.....just expect the unexpected...

people DO WTF THEY WANT WITH NO CONSIDERATION FOR OTHERS...MORALS MY A$$.....

PSLAMS 82..."YE ARE GODS".......

and these byatches are the ANTI-CHRIST........feeding us these genetically modified APPLES of sin fukking up everybody.....

THOTS OF TREACHERY

 

[KENNY DA COOKER]

meaning of life. tell me it.

"life's a byatch...but god forbid the byatch divorce me"

 

[observe]

Jfc.. Paul mason,, you too old to be drinking cheap knock off shyt,, you're. A failure,, nikkas your age can afford hen cuz they have their career in order

 

[Poh SIti Dawn]

found out thru some research while we were shopping to get a Home together that she had filed for bankruptcy about a month back without my knowledge...

cause I kept wondering why she kept looking at these homes in these ratchet areas..cause her credit was fukked

Over money issues smh. At least she was looking in ratchet areas trying to keep it 100 with you instead of letting you get your hopes up