BREAKING NEWS: They updated the program on the self checkouts

[maxamusa]

I almost got caught up today



I usually get a whole lot of bananas; aka code #4011.....(bananas like -32 cents a pound; IYKYK )



today that shyt said

and kept trying to call over staff.....I kept having the button mash the screen like I was playing marvel vs cap com 2 to clear it out



I damn near paid full price for my bill


even the scan a different QR card and slapping something into the bag was setting it off




I don't know what to do anymore......give me some game coli fam

 

[Weaver31]

Shyt I still put 3 to 4 lemons and limes in my bag and yall know the rest...prices so high I gotta make my own in game adjustments lol

 

[maxamusa]

Shyt I still put 3 to 4 lemons and limes in my bag and yall know the rest...prices so high I gotta make my own in game adjustments lol

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rep pending

 

[360Waves]

Sounds like broke nikka problems to me

 

[Zero]

@ the dusty despair in the OP

 

[maxamusa]

Sounds like broke nikka problems to me

Oh so you just pretend to live in NYC or you this fakkit

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negged sucker

 

[7th Letter Specialist]

I almost got caught up today



today that shyt said

and kept trying to call over staff.....I kept having the button mash the screen like I was playing marvel vs cap com 2 to clear it out

Bro got caught in that good ole DHC one time

 

[DetroitEWarren]

I almost got caught up today



I usually get a whole lot of bananas; aka code #4011.....(bananas like -32 cents a pound; IYKYK )



today that shyt said

and kept trying to call over staff.....I kept having the button mash the screen like I was playing marvel vs cap com 2 to clear it out



I damn near paid full price for my bill


even the scan a different QR card and slapping something into the bag was setting it off




I don't know what to do anymore......give me some game coli fam

USE KOOL AID PACKETS WHEN YOU SLIDE shyt PAST THE SCANNER nikka.


I thought I taught y'all nikkas better than this smh.

 

[Capitol]

You gotta learn how to handle that thing. Look up some exotic shyt to get the mood going then back out and ring up the regular stuff. Change up the motions. Sometimes you can hip bump them things like a pinball machine.

 

[the bossman]

Shyt I still put 3 to 4 lemons and limes in my bag and yall know the rest...prices so high I gotta make my own in game adjustments lol

bruh thats me!

I be like oh damn I didnt realize it was 5 limes. I thought it was 3

 

[the cac mamba]

i heard that they have to prove intent, to accuse you of stealing

it's not illegal to be "bad" or "forgetful" at checking out your own groceries. after all, you aren't a trained employee

 

[maxamusa]

USE KOOL AID PACKETS WHEN YOU SLIDE shyt PAST THE SCANNER nikka.


I thought I taught y'all nikkas better than this smh.

BREH I DONE SAID THAT PLAY DONT WORK NOMORE ALREADY



the future is bleek

 

[Apprentice]

I once got bagged not scanning 60 cents worth of cilantro

 

[DetroitEWarren]

nikka I get 10 packs of Kool Aid and I'm holding them under anything over 15$ when I go grocery shopping.

I also do it right in front of the workers (they ain't watching shyt in Detroit suburbs anyways, it's all black people there) so I don't look suspicious. I never look in their direction on some paranoid shyt. They don't know what I'm doing so I'm not watching my surroundings bringing attention to myself.

 

[maxamusa]

I once got bagged not scanning 60 cents worth of cilantro

you got a spanish wifey don't u