BREAKING NEWS: They updated the program on the self checkouts

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Yup. I’m too good looking for county lockup

 

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It was them old ass ladies they was on my dikk watching me while I scanned

A quick jab step or spin move has them discombobulated. Don't be scared to lower your shoulder on them either. If you flabby just pay your tab