Brehettes, what the hell is wrong with some of y’all? :dahell:

[The Burger King]

So last night I was on the phone with my girl, talking after work.

My dog, a female Toxirn, came to my room and I spoke to her like how most people speak to their pets.

Very affectionate, like a little child basically. Innocent enough, right?

Well apparently not, because my girl got pissed at this and told me she wishes I would speak to her like I speak to my dog.

A breh was fukking flabbergasted and I asked her “So you want me to speak to you like an actual bytch? ”

This made her even more upset and she went off on a rant talking about how I show my dog more affection than her and she literally started crying on the phone

Now I will admit I’m not the most affectionate dude out there.

I’m not really an openly emotional, touchy-feely type of dude. But at the same time I definitely show that I care through my actions.

So I told my parents about what happened and my Dad took my side, while my mother took my girlfriend’s side and can totally understand why my girl would want to be spoken to like a dog.

I don’t think this little problem is a threat to our relationship, so far she seems to be a pretty good catch.

We rarely if ever argue about anything, but I just want some feedback from some of the older brehs/brehettes on this shyt because I still can’t wrap my mind around this shyt.

 

[Kasgoinjail]

What that do for you that your girl don't


I bet you rub her belly and call her a good girl, ask her if she wants a treat
Try it on your lady sometime and report back to us

 

[Hoodoo Child]

Sounds like a Her problem

 

[CrushedGroove]

Toss some cubic zirconia around your place and tell her to fetch.

 

[old pig]

next time y’all go out to eat, put her plate on the floor

 

[Dave24]

next time y’all go out to eat, put her plate on the floor

Put some burger king on the plate

 

[Lurkio]

how you talk to your dog breh?

 

[High Art]

I don’t think this little problem is a threat to our relationship, so far she seems to be a pretty good catch.

All jokes aside. I'd dig deeper and find out if that issue is what really is bothering her, or if there is some other underlying issue at hand, and she used that situation to let out some steam. The problem is that if that issue in itself set her off, that's troubling. If there was some underlying issue, then she needs to learn to speak on those issues instead of using other issues as proxies. Situations like this give you an opportunity to take an objective look at someone. I'd also reflect on some other arguments and see if they were started in a similar manner or were due to other issues at hand.

And if all else fails, have her go outside to use the bathroom like a properly trained dog would.

 

[CrushedGroove]

how you talk to your dog breh?

He rolls his R's

 

[TheKongoEmpire]

So last night I was on the phone with my girl, talking after work.

My dog, a female Toxirn, came to my room and I spoke to her like how most people speak to their pets.

Very affectionate, like a little child basically. Innocent enough, right?

Well apparently not, because my girl got pissed at this and told me she wishes I would speak to her like I speak to my dog.

A breh was fukking flabbergasted and I asked her “So you want me to speak to you like an actual bytch? ”

This made her even more upset and she went off on a rant talking about how I show my dog more affection than her and she literally started crying on the phone

Now I will admit I’m not the most affectionate dude out there.

I’m not really an openly emotional, touchy-feely type of dude. But at the same time I definitely show that I care through my actions.

So I told my parents about what happened and my Dad took my side, while my mother took my girlfriend’s side and can totally understand why my girl would want to be spoken to like a dog.

I don’t think this little problem is a threat to our relationship, so far she seems to be a pretty good catch.

We rarely if ever argue about anything, but I just want some feedback from some of the older brehs/brehettes on this shyt because I still can’t wrap my mind around this shyt.

 

[O.G.B]

"Like a little child basically" = Women
I think you answered your own question but didn't realize it.

Won't hurt you to dole out a bit of affection from time to time if this is your main lady/wife & she dotes on you as well.

 

[Gloxina]

So last night I was on the phone with my girl, talking after work.

My dog, a female Toxirn, came to my room and I spoke to her like how most people speak to their pets.

Very affectionate, like a little child basically. Innocent enough, right?

Well apparently not, because my girl got pissed at this and told me she wishes I would speak to her like I speak to my dog.

A breh was fukking flabbergasted and I asked her “So you want me to speak to you like an actual bytch? ”

This made her even more upset and she went off on a rant talking about how I show my dog more affection than her and she literally started crying on the phone

Now I will admit I’m not the most affectionate dude out there.

I’m not really an openly emotional, touchy-feely type of dude. But at the same time I definitely show that I care through my actions.

So I told my parents about what happened and my Dad took my side, while my mother took my girlfriend’s side and can totally understand why my girl would want to be spoken to like a dog.

I don’t think this little problem is a threat to our relationship, so far she seems to be a pretty good catch.

We rarely if ever argue about anything, but I just want some feedback from some of the older brehs/brehettes on this shyt because I still can’t wrap my mind around this shyt.

I knew the issue before I finished the story smh


You’re probably softer and kinder with the pet than you are with humans/her.
You handle the dog more gently than you do your lady.


Smh

Try being more affectionate and kinder to your lady, OP

 

[CrushedGroove]

This doesn't have anything to do with a flame broiled all beef patty, does it?

 

[The Burger King]

All jokes aside. I'd dig deeper and find out if that issue is what really is bothering her, or if there is some other underlying issue at hand, and she used that situation to let out some steam. The problem is that if that issue in itself set her off, that's troubling. If there was some underlying issue, then she needs to learn to speak on those issues instead of using other issues as proxies. Situations like this give you an opportunity to take an objective look at someone. I'd also reflect on some other arguments and see if they were started in a similar manner or were due to other issues at hand.

And if all else fails, have her go outside to use the bathroom like a properly trained dog would.

She could be upset because she’s been having issues at her job and she feels like I’m not listening to her complaints about said job.

We had a discussion about it, she mentioned the issues at her job and I told her she should quit.

I even offered to give her a job until she can find something better. Her father did too (they’re Igbo and run a bunch of African food marts here in DFW).

But at the same time, I don’t know what she expects me to say when she keeps complaining about the same shyt over and over again and I’ve already offered her a solution.

 

[The Burger King]

I knew the issue before I finished the story smh


You’re probably softer and kinder with the pet than you are with humans/her.
You handle the dog more gently than you do your lady.


Smh

Try being more affectionate and kinder to your lady, OP

But a pet is helpless and basically a perpetual infant. Of course I’m going to be more gentle with the dog than her.