Chris rock is way funnier then chappelle

[thekingsmen]

Chris was the ish in the late 90s and early 2000s but after that his material got redundant.

Chappelle has always been that animated comedian that can bring anything out to be funny.

Anyone thinking SNL doesnt cut half or more of material out isnt paying attention. However Chris best material in years is when he recently hosted.

Dave is much funnier and nothing was like his show. If he had full control, it would have been even funnier.

 

[Rozay Oro]

Paul Mooney & Patrice >>>>both

Depends what scenario like talking or sketch. Stand up wise I'd say their nearly equal.

 

[Soundbwoy]

Adam Sandler isnt pushed the way Hollywood pushes Kevin as if he a new GOAT.

"witness the rise of a legend"
Kev the black Seinfeld, safe and do numbers but mediocre. I'll admit Kev's first two specials are good tho, not timeless but they get the job done.

he's far from mediocre he's built up his fan base from the ground up I don't get the hate

 

[Rozay Oro]

Chris was the ish in the late 90s and early 2000s but after that his material got redundant.

Chappelle has always been that animated comedian that can bring anything out to be funny.

Anyone thinking SNL doesnt cut half or more of material out isnt paying attention. However Chris best material in years is when he recently hosted.

Dave is much funnier and nothing was like his show. If he had full control, it would have been even funnier.

He did have full control of the show. They had to do a lot of convincing to get the show they wanted on air for the pilot (Clayton Bigsby) once that popped off and was a hit. Dave and Neal were allowed full creative control.

 

[Rozay Oro]

he's far from mediocre he's built up his fan base from the ground up I don't get the hate

Mediocre is too strong for kev but I meant that when you see them outside their stand up they can't stand on a leg unlike the others mentioned in this thread.

 

[thekingsmen]

He did have full control of the show. They had to do a lot of convincing to get the show they wanted on air for the pilot (Clayton Bigsby) once that popped off and was a hit. Dave and Neal were allowed full creative control.

There were parts that they controlled but once it was a hit, CC started regulating what they thought should be good.

 

[Rozay Oro]

There were parts that they controlled but once it was a hit, CC started regulating what they thought should be good.

Not what Neal said

 

[BlackSexyllence]

[Chris Rock]
1, 2, 3, 4

These crackers don’t mess around, they hate me so, I know for sure.
Lynch nikkas since 1660 up to 1950 and a few year more
These crackers never like me, they always want to fight me, throw me on the floor
Drag nikkas from the back of pick-ups and my ass is ???? unto the floor?


[Chorus]
Crackers
Crackers
Crackers
Crackers

You raped my grandma
Uu, you raped my grandma
My grandma and great grandma
You can’t break me no more….

Uu, my father’s white skin
Uu, My father’s light skinned he hates you crackers cause HIS dikk is so small

Crackers saying:

Color doesn’t matter
Then how come
Then how come
Then how come
Then how come
How come
How come

You shot Martin Luther King

So why do
So why do
Why do
Why do
why do crackers get so angry when you know you own everything

[Chorus]
Crackers
Crackers
Crackers
Crackers

[Chorus]
Crackers
Crackers
Crackers
Crackers

[Chris Rock]
Do you hear a hear?

[Chris Rock]
Who wants a cracker / Where’s the crackers?

[Crackers – (white people)]
Yes!

[Chris Rock]
Crackers, what’s cooler than being a white man?

[Crackers – (white people)]
Nothing

[Chris Rock]
I can’t hear you!

[Chris Rock]
I said now, what’s cooler than being a white man?

[Crackers – (slang white people)]
Nothing

[Chris Rock]
Alright
Alright
Alright
Alright
Alright
Alright
Alright
Alright
Alright
Alright
Alright
Alright
Ah, Ah

[Chris Rock]
And now nikkas!

[nikkas – (slang for black people)]
Ya!

[Chris Rock]
What’s worse than being a nikka?

[nikkas – (slang for black people)]
Nothing,

[Chris Rock]
Alright, now, I want you to go out there and find a white man and grab him by the neck and show him no respect, and this is what I want you to do, this is the way it goes.

[Chris Rock]
Shake em
Shake em
Sh-shake em
Sh sh-shake em
Shake em
Sh shake em like he called you a nikka
Shake em
Sh sh-shake em
Sh sh-shake em
Shake em
Shake em
Sh sh-shake em like he called you a nikka (hey K.K.K)
Shake em
Sh sh-shake em (oh, oh)
Hey racist fukk (get out of my way)
Shake em like he called you a nikka
Sh sh-shake em
Shake em
Shake em
Sh sh-shake em like he called you a nikka (hey K.K.K)
Shake em

[Chorus]
Crackers
Crackers
Crackers
Crackers

[Chorus]
Crackers
Crackers
Crackers
Crackers

 

[thekingsmen]

Not what Neal said

Neal sold out. Son is a clown and Chappelle never contacted him during his departure of the show. Your boy growing up in comedy/best friend and you dont get called?

 

[jerniebert]

Dave has always been overrated. Especially on this board. He's good but his stand up is kind of weak.

 

[Ziggiy]

Dave has always been overrated. Especially on this board. He's good but his stand up is kind of weak.

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[JLova]

They are different. I like them both....and yea, Kevin Hart may be "annoying" but I like him too.

 

[Ol’Otis]

Either way both of them are wayyyyy better than that slapstick buffoon Kevin Hart.

i seen it coming

 

[dappadonna]

Chappelle never been funny to me

 

[londonize]

First, they're both greats so it doesnt really matter

Second, Chapelle is not only funny but the way he mixes current events and real world topics into his comedy is flawless, the Ja Rule joke alone is legendary status

Kevin Hart was genuinely good in Seriously Funny, Im a Grown Little Man and Laugh at My Pain but then he fell off a cliff and never recovered. Just another goofy black movie sidekick now