Coli Job Opening: Prestigious New Position

[thirdeye]

Girl why?

because i wasn't going to get it anyway so why set myself up for rejection and disappointment?
i was just having fun outchea

 

[twan83]

i might wanna do this
I'm a stay at home father
can type fast
8 yrs of experience with customer service and administrative work and dealing with officers and nco's and generals in the army too
thats also including dealing with patient records and digital records as a hygienist and dental assistant

 

[King Poetic]

how about somebody like me that would trash garbage ass threads before even 1 post is posted......

that would free up space for quality threads... JUST PM THE APPLICATION

 

[(Lean Ambrose)]

because i wasn't going to get it anyway so why set myself up for rejection and disappointment?
i was just having fun outchea

Its better to have tried and failed then to not try at all

 

[Milk N Cookies]

My WPM is

However, I just spent 6 hrs processing invoices. I'm on the coli 1st thing in the morning & last thing before bed.


Am I qualified @cook?

 

[Amy Traphouse]

I just wanna know is this for real or are we being trolled because I wouldn't mind the job but I need more info before I seriously apply

 

[aaaaaaa]

because i wasn't going to get it anyway so why set myself up for rejection and disappointment?
i was just having fun outchea

Atta girl.

Know ur place.

 

[sun raw]

i type over 100 wpm, i once wrote over 20 pages in one night fueled by energy drinks, i have experience with the a$$hole that is the internet and i promise not to come up with any machiavellian schemes for power clearly i am the right person to eat shyt

 

[mannyrs13]

Few questions that we should be asking first. Is a physical keyboard required? Cuz see some of us are on mobile phones and tablets and they don't really measure WPM when using Swype. Also is this a 9 to 5 EST based on you guys location? Cuz international posters, those on different time zones, and people like me that aren't morning people would have a disadvantage. Might stroll into the office around like um............ 1130. Are there health benefits within the company? What's the 401k looking like? Is the position to type up you guys posts and memos? Can we ban or just accidentally delete people from the system? I accept the offer. Dap and rep shall be payment enough. I'll start tomorrow. Fax me the welcome packet.

 

[Regine Hunter]

Been working in administration since I was thirteen (8 years of expierence)
knows how to use access and Excel (comm. tech/computer science classes in high school and university )
102 WPM


hire a nikka

 

[pickles]

How much does it pay?

 

[charmander]

lol @ the amount of dorks that took this as a serious request and started talmbout qualifications and resumes

lol @ mentally ill binary still doing audio resumes like a loser, then deleting them when she realized how pathetic it was

bareknuckle still trollin out chea

 

[Dat Migo]

Hi my name is Rob and I'm very much interested in the position of secretary/assistant. My qualifications include a great work ethic, detail orientated, certs, and I'm Black if you guys are doing the whole affirmative action thing. Attached is resume. Regards

 

[aaaaaaa]

Hi my name is Rob and I'm very much interested in the position of secretary/assistant. My qualifications include a great work ethic, detail orientated, certs, and I'm Black if you guys are doing the whole affirmative action thing. Attached is resume. Regards

Yea well I'm mexican.

Cook. I'll be waiting by the lawnmower..

 

[Strapped]

only women apply