Cőon behavior you witnessed at work

[fact]

I was in my office working late one night, and there was an officer section huddle around the corner. There is this new black senior warrant officer to the section "he is one of 2 blacks of 30+ team". Anyway, I'm listening to the small talk and somebody mentions traveling or places desired to visit. South Africa came up and this c00nzilla ass dude goes " I can't do Africa, I'm terrified to go there." The room got quiet, I presume even Cacs find this level of c00nery unsavory. That shyt had me heated for 3 days, I don't even look at his chipmunk faced ass to greet him anymore. I bet that nikka pawgs.

South Africa has a reputation for one of the most racist countries in the whole entire world. Maybe that’s why? Idk, maybe not, but it’s at least possible. I’m NOT trying to play devils advocate, at all, I’m just going off what I have heard.

 

[litty]

Not work but I was recently at an event for my school. We had to get in groups and I ended up in a group with a Latina and a Latino.

A professor came in (old cac looking like Colonel Sanders) and the girl gave him her seat even though he was going to get another seat. Then the Latino dude gave the girl his seat. So it was literally musical chairs for this mf old ass cac

....while I'm watching this all happen while sitting calmly in my chair.



That made me realize that the mexic00n protocol is definitely in effect.

 

[Black Sinatra]

South Africa has a reputation for one of the most racist countries in the whole entire world. Maybe that’s why? Idk, maybe not, but it’s at least possible. I’m NOT trying to play devils advocate, at all, I’m just going off what I have heard.

The nikka said Africa. They had mentioned other countries....he was referring to the continent. I've heard something said like this before but it's usually a young ignorant dude or cac.

 

[97Pac]

This story isn't about c00ning but literally happened to me today at work.

I work as an medic part time to hold me down until I get this 6 figure gig I been wanting.

So today Im responding to an old (guess the race) who was essentially looking for pain meds. We transport the patient from the stretcher to the hospital bed she goes, "you take too long but all black people move slow" thats when the doctor and the nurse give her the look. Then she goes "Im not racist I was married to a black man, the only time he moved fast was to the bedroom"

Me and the black tech was outside like wtf. She made the room mad uncomfortable. The old bat was already mad at me because we wouldnt run light and sirens on her non emergency call.

 

[Cᵣₐₛₕ&ₜₕₑCₒᵤₚ]

Not at work but I was at Starbucks () and the black female barista was about to give this female cac her drink. I think it was Helen or some s*** but it was spelled differently than what it typically is. Long story short the barista pronounced it wrong and the cac corrected her. The barista replies damn near in some 1920's drawl "SORRY IZE KAAANT WREAAADDD "


People make harmless comments like that all the times in jest but the way she said it was on some straight damn near caricature Porgy & Bess steeze :stopit:​

 

[Astroslik]

Bro he was throwing you a lay up...

That’s what I was thinking.

 

[Kaypain]

c00n ass black security guard smiles before cacs mean mugs all the nikkas

90% of the black females here are bucking

 

[UberEatsDriver]

I was on my 2nd month at a job and one morning, i said "what up, brotha" to this Black dude.

He just looked at me like .

10 minutes later, he pulls me to the side and says "Dont refer to me as brother if you dont address the white workers the same way. I want to work in racial harmony"

That’s horrific. One of the deputy directors for the DOT whose from Atlanta referred to me as brother in front of all my white peers and they all laughed and were jealous by our unity.

I call every black person brother and wouldn’t associate with no black man who pulls me to the side to say that nonsense

 

[GreenGhxst]

Bro he was throwing you a lay up...

how exactly is that a lay up?

it comes off as "you went to these negro schools and they clearly aren't on the level of the white ones, what can you bring to the table"

 

[DrexlersFade]

Not at work but I was at Starbucks () and the black female barista was about to give this female cac her drink. I think it was Helen or some s*** but it was spelled differently than what it typically is. Long story short the barista pronounced it wrong and the cac corrected her. The barista replies damn near in some 1920's drawl "SORRY IZE KAAANT WREAAADDD "


People make harmless comments like that all the times in jest but the way she said it was on some straight damn near caricature Porgy & Bess steeze :stopit:​

 

[ThrobbingHood]

I’ve barely made it past the first page. Im dying.

 

[shagnificent belafonte]

Worked wit a super white actin dude corny swag and jokes...the works...he was the only black dude there besides me...he stayed kissing ass....funny thing is, those white folks couldn't stand his ass, to the point they would talk about him around me...but they were all smiles when he was around.

One co worker actually complained about him to me...



Me: damn, the way yall be laughing and joking I thought yall was cool.

Her: no. No one likes him, can't you tell?

Me: shiiit , if that's the case I can only imagine what yall say about me when I ain't around

Her: No, it's not like that...you're different.

Me: oh?

 

[NeilCartwright]

Yea i am VEHEMENTLY against any and all company outings, gatherings, or events that take place outside the work place.

If I’m not getting paid i’m NOT attending.

I remember a couple years back while I was in the Army I had this white redneck Sgt (I called him out on his redneck heritage once and he got PISSED but thats another story) who was trying to force all of us to attend some Ball. The entire unit caved EXCEPT me. I straight up told him I wasn’t going to that shyt. He was like “i’ll take away your three day weekend” and i told him go ahead. He got mad and had me work half the first day, thinking I’d do some dumb shyt like not show up and then he could give me an Article 15. I showed up, worked, and then supposedly he felt “guilty” and called up there and let me off after first shift.

That Cac didn’t feel guilty he was scared I’d report him for making me work on a MANDATORY three day weekend for not going to an OPTIONAL Ball.


fukk him and his momma.

Crazy shyt is I’m at a unit wide golf tournament now. We got paired up with a chief (E7) and it’s really a fundraiser type thing.

First they had me on a team with 3 other ppl I worked with. I can’t golf for shyt. Furthest I went was Top Golf

Of course they like “Oh you’ve never been golfing?” I’m like hell nawim 24 and you need $$ to go golfing. Now if you tryna hoop or hop on some flag football y’all can get this work.

But I’m out here regardless, bc if you don’t show up (even if you don’t enjoy it) it’ll make you look bad

 

[Amestafuu (Emeritus)]

c00n ass black security guard smiles before cacs mean mugs all the nikkas

90% of the black females here are bucking

dealing with a security guard like this right now. I go by one office every other monday and see his ass all smiles for cacs but as soon as a negro walk by he's screw face. I don't say a word to him just hit him with the ice grill everytime.

 

[Kaypain]

dealing with a security guard like this right now. I go by one office every other monday and see his ass all smiles for cacs but as soon as a negro walk by he's screw face. I don't say a word to him just hit him with the ice grill everytime.

I misplaced my wallet the other day and went to see if anyone turned it in.

Go up to him

"Can I help you?"

"Yeah has anybody turned in a wallet"

"Nope"

But the CAC lady guard was like "hang on let me check"

c00n guard gave her a look

bytch found it and I said thank you

I could feel the

Vibes as I walked away.

Then a cac went up him and you can "HEY how's it going there Billy! What can I help you with..."

I wanna fade that nikka so bad