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mcellas said:
Im sitting in this interview at University of Florida room full of cacs and a few kneegrows this c00n go ask me an interview question thats not a real interview question he say it was a personal question. "I noticed that you went got your three degrees from historically black institutions how would you transfer that experience to a predominately white institution? I wanted to beat this nikka ass yo because I was stuck like wtf luckily I never worked at a HBCU so I finessed the answer.
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Bro he was throwing you a lay up...
 
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mcellas said:
Im sitting in this interview at University of Florida room full of cacs and a few kneegrows this c00n go ask me an interview question thats not a real interview question he say it was a personal question. "I noticed that you went got your three degrees from historically black institutions how would you transfer that experience to a predominately white institution? I wanted to beat this nikka ass yo because I was stuck like wtf luckily I never worked at a HBCU so I finessed the answer.
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That's that bullshyt.
 
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TNOT said:
The manager for the entire division is a straight laced by the book middle aged white dude who is about 6'6. Looks like he at least played college ball.

We have casual conversation nothing to imposing or intrusive. He's a basketball fan so we talk about hoops from time to time. It's funny because I know most of those dudes in there don't give a shyt about the NBA or basketball , but be all in his face, on some "did you see that game last night type shyt"

This one clown hates that our manager talks to me casually and says nothing to him.

Hes married to a white broad
He only has pictures of wife's family on his computer, which is odd because none else puts family pictures on display like he does.

One day he makes a complete ass of himself.

Me and dude briefly say hello while getting coffee. The clown nikka bust in the break room with a bald up piece of paper and starts trying to shot in the trash can, while do some stupid looking imitation crossover move.

I just shook my head and left .

I lost what little respect I had left for that dude after that.

Some nikkas go the extra mile for white folks, but wont even piss on a nikka if he on fire.

I wont even start about the Christian Nigerian who panders to white folks by asking" if they saw what Trump did" every day atvwork
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:dead: any good interactions with him?
 
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It's good to have a few white people in your corner for emergencies but they have to respect you before they will do anything for you. Work c00ns don't have the value of political/corporate c00ns so they are just court jesters that will be hung out to dry when shyt goes south and they don't even realize it. My best advice is to be professional and cordial without overdoing it. Codeswitching isn't c00ning by the way. White people codeswitch all the time in the office. I'll let you all figure THAT one out.
 
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The5thLetter said:
They'll never fire a c00n who plays their position
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Hmmmm, yes they will. They're expendable just like the rest of us. They can easily put a young white woman in that position to maintain any quotas and she'll ride the department worse than any c00n.
 
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bigrodthe1 said:
It's this new brother at my job who c00ns on a daily basis. He breaks his damn neck to get in ANY conversation with the white people :beli: he doesn't even realize they laughing AT him and not with him. You know it's bad when the office fat, white woman pulled me to the side and was like Rod do you see him standing over me for an hour looking down my shirt :francis:
2 examples of his c00ning. He was leaving the office one day and he said "I'm going to vote for Trump just so I can see Kanye move out the country" and he and all of "them" bussed out laughing :martin:
Yesterday he says a MILLION times I'm about to go so I can go get my hair cut...for almost 2 hours every conversation he could get with one of "them" he ended with well I'm about to leave so I can go get my hair cut. So finally one entertained him and said "well it looks fine to me" he then says no it looks like a wet dog mullet :scust: I'm sitting there like nikka IF YOU DON'T GET YO CLOWN ASS UP OUT OF HERE AND GO GET YOU A WACK ASS FADE!!
Then dude never says anything to me cause I guess he either sees me as the competition or he knows I'm wayyyyy too real :stopitslime:
and to top it off he a damn former marine :snoop:
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Rarely-Wrong Liggins said:
It's good to have a few white people in your corner for emergencies but they have to respect you before they will do anything for you. Work c00ns don't have the value of political/corporate c00ns so they are just court jesters that will be hung out to dry when shyt goes south and they don't even realize it. My best advice is to be professional and cordial without overdoing it. Codeswitching isn't c00ning by the way. White people codeswitch all the time in the office. I'll let you all figure THAT one out.
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They know who to do it too and who to say it with.
 
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Its just me and my Young boy in the building... im finishing up my lil bit of paperwork (i hate even saying that).. and hes walking out to go home.
He leaves and jets back in real quick... on some :mjpls:"yo, somebody from corporate is outside... nahmean... just giving u a heads up"


I aint doing nothing wrong but im like.... :obama: "Cool... good lookin baby bro"

He's like :myman:


Im like:salute:


But then Im like :jbhmm: " Coool, so are they walking in now...are they coming?"

He like :lupe: " Uhh, nah, not yet... its just 1 man... Hes sitting in a car, in our parking lot with a suit on... A white man"

:gucci: "So you saw a random white man sitting in a car, with a suit on... and you automatically assumed this is ur Boss?"

Him :ohhh:

ME:scust: "Go Home and think about what just happened"
 
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