Cőon behavior you witnessed at work

[Behind-the-wheel]

it was this fellow black guy I worked with who was married to a white woman. A real astute type of guy. Me and the dude never really chopped it up. I just kinda got bad vibes from him.

So I come in to work and suddenly dude just starts saying "Nikka" in front of all these white folks. The first time he did it I was like But he kept on all night just kept saying it I guess he thought I was gonna be like and he'd be looked at as the cool guy at work


How do you not know that isn't appropriate at work and around whites.

FOH

Yikes.
Time for another story about the "Jamaican Lady" at my job.

I work in a pretty PC environment.
Computer geeks, ex military veterans, such and such...
So it's Jamaican lady's first week on the job. She is going around the place gladhanding and smiling in all the cacs faces, hamming it up and laughing at everything everyone says with a huge shyteating grin on her face. Seriously, grinning so hard her eyes looked like they were closed....

So of course she gets into a conversation with a cac female out by the kitchen and starts telling the lady about how she's having such a tough time dating and how "nikkas ain't shyt, I can't fukk with these nikkas cause they ain't about doing nothing with themselves."

You could have heard a pin drop in there...

It got dead ass quiet and I heard the jamaican saying "Oh, did I say something wrong...I'm sorry, I forgot...hehe". She actually tried to laugh it off.

I was down the hall and around the corner and I could hear her yelling/talking from where I was at...so I KNEW management heard her cackling and cursing.


Sure enough, she didn't come in the next day. Two days later she shows up back at the office and she's on the warpath. Just stomping around looking evil and grumbling and just being the angriest whopper.
My teammate comes up to me and says "Hey man, watch out for Jamaican lady...she's on the edge of an explosion!"

Turns out she got written up for cursing and saying offensive comments to other employees.



She would wind up getting written up two more times before the month was out.


But she still ain't learned...c00ning it up hardcore still.
She really thinks that these cacs are her friend...

 

[Mowgli]

nikkas who don't work hard because they don't want to be viewed as c00ns are the worst.

I ain't bout to be slaving for these cacs.

nikka do your fukkin job because your procrastination is creating a bottleneck in my workload

 

[GunRanger]

How does anime make you a c00n?

It doesnt by itself but it is part of the starter pack. Normally fat black guys who watch weird anime tend to be c00nish

 

[MAKAVELI25]

I used to work this office job that had this one black woman in her mid to late 20s who loved shuckin' up to the white higher ups by always being in their face tryin to impress them with her so called "aptitude" You know that type of chick that annuciates every word like a Valley girl and you can smell them fumes comin off of her?

Well, one morning in the breakroom when I was brewing my green tea, she came in with two white women(supervisors) talking about classical music and how much she/they loved it. She was just listing composers and such so that part was cool...I kept drinking my tea and reading the news on my cellphone...

Then, I guess for extra c00n points, she states in front of these broads that "Black people would do well broadening their musical palates and not always poisoning their minds with that awful rap"

Now bear in mind, this was casual Friday and I was rocking a Public Enemy target logo tee under a long sleeve shirt and jeans (To this day, i think she peeped this early on when I came in just to start this bullshyt convo). She then looks in my direction as to help solidify her point with them and proceeded to ask me: "Mike have you ever listened to Sousa? Do you EVEN know who that is?" Gotta admit, her troll face when she asked me that was A-1.
I immediately hit her with the
So all the cacs in there looked in my direction awaiting my response like I was gonna trip over myself.

I said: Well, I usually don't prefer his band-like style...but when I'm on that classical tip, I'll put on some Vivaldi or Prokofiev

Completely made the two cacs and her

Now this broad has never given me the time of day but she used this instance to try and serve me up like some goddamn guinea pig to make a jaundice point

She was quite habitual with this type of behavior around other blacks in the office as well but after that, she stop fukkin with me.
That is the only time that's happened to me that I know of

I see what you're saying, but I wouldnt even have dignified that with a response. I've deaded conversations for less.

 

[IllustratorMike]

I see what you're saying, but I wouldnt even have dignified that with a response. I've deaded conversations for less.

Yeah, under other circumstances I probably would have, but this bytch kinda deserved this. There are black people more well rounded than what she was trying to perpetuate to the cacs in that office. I wasn't trying to address just her but the cacs too.
I wanted to follow up with something harsher towards her but I didn't need HR getting involved.

It's all good; I had heard she got her wake up call and got fired over some b.s.

 

[BruhManFromTheFifthFlo]

Yeah, under other circumstances I probably would have, but this bytch kinda deserved this. There are black people more well rounded than what she was ttying to perpetuate to the cacs in that office. I wasn't just trying to address just her but the cacs too.
I wanted to follow up with something harsher towards her but I didn't need HR getting involved.

It's all good; I had heard she got her wake up call and got fired over some b.s.

I don't get how music taste makes one more well rounded, like that makes you better. If You just don't fukk with what they were talking about then You just don't. I ain't tryna hear none of the shyt that you said they were discussing. Don't make them better than me

 

[IllustratorMike]

I don't get how music taste makes one more well rounded, like that makes you better. If You just don't fukk with what they were talking about then You just don't. I ain't tryna hear none of the shyt that you said they were discussing. Don't make them better than me

Breh, it doesn't have to be just music. We can be well rounded in various stuff the dominant society thinks we're not capable of.

I just shared a story Being condescending to anyone wasn't my intent.

 

[MAKAVELI25]

I don't get how music taste makes one more well rounded, like that makes you better. If You just don't fukk with what they were talking about then You just don't. I ain't tryna hear none of the shyt that you said they were discussing. Don't make them better than me

I only listen to hip hop and I proudly say it every time such subject is brought up. Funnily enough, the discussion over stereotypes of it not being a smart genre cease almost immediately.

 

[BruhManFromTheFifthFlo]

Breh, it doesn't have to be just music. We can be well rounded in various stuff the dominant society thinks we're not capable of.

I just shared a story Being condescending to anyone wasn't my intent.

And I'm also not talking just about music. It's just I see this a lot. Someone start talking about some unknown shyt that you'll only know of if you studied in France while eating a croissant and drinking coffee with a French bytch French kissing you while French Montana plays in the background, and they think that makes them better than you

 

[YeLovesBoston]

My man was trying to get a first class ticket on the c00n train

"Is zis how you hol the club, massa suh?"
"Yes, now shut up and swing."
"Yessuh."

 

[IllustratorMike]

And I'm also not talking just about music. It's just I see this a lot. Someone start talking about some unknown shyt that you'll only know of if you studied in France while eating a croissant and drinking cooffee with a French bytch French kissing you while French Montana plays in the background, and they think that makes them better than you

Man, believe me...I feel what you're saying and I respect that and it was a fukked up move on her part.
I was just letting her know you can't put all black people in a box. Doesn't make me any better than you or anyone else.

And yes, I LOVE HIP/HOP.

 

[BruhManFromTheFifthFlo]

I only listen to hip hop and I proudly say it every time such subject is brought up. Funnily enough, the discussion over stereotypes of it not being a smart genre cease almost immediately.

Yeah. Even if I did listen to what they were talking about, I wouldn't have said it. If I was in the dudes position I would have looked at her, mugged, then ignored her or said something crazy like "Nope. I only love my nikka-music Hip Hop. I'm about to go eat some fried chicken now and wash it down with some grape soda. I would offer you some but it's only for real black people "

But I'm just a a$$hole like that

 

[IllustratorMike]

Yeah. Even if I did listen to what they were talking about, I wouldn't have said it. If I was in the dudes position I would have looked at her, mugged, then ignored her or said something crazy like "Nope. I only love my nikka-music Hip Hop. I'm about to go eat some fried chicken now and wash it down with some grape soda. I would offer you some but it's only for real black people "

But I'm just a a$$hole like that

Well, I kinda owed her that for another story not pertaining to this but yeah...its all good. I was in a troll mood my self that morning.

One of the white women came up to me days later to tell me what she said was ignorant and that I deaded her wack theory about rap and blacks.

 

[BruhManFromTheFifthFlo]

Well, I kinda owed her that for another story not pertaining to this but yeah...its all good. I was in a troll mood my self that morning.

One of the white women came up to me days later to tell me what she said was ignorant and that I deaded her wack theory about rap and blacks.

That cac approval just makes it worst for me

 

[IllustratorMike]

That cac approval just makes it worst for me

Yeah it can