Ever been caught Jacking off ?

[jking23258]

"Granny Dont"

 

[jking23258]

this thread is classic almost everyone got caught lmao

 

[MilanGordy]

I got one the hustler store gave it to me for free for spending a certain amount on toys for my girl shyt feels great too

lmaooooooo i can't

 

[So-Chi]

I few times indirectly....

-When I was like 11 whenever my mom wasn't around I used to get on te living room desktop and search hella porn sites on AOL dial up without knowing shyt about cookies and history, and she called me out on it one day and wouldn't let me use the computer anymore. I wasn't even masturbating yet at the time, I was just a curious fukker.


-When I was about 16, one day all the fam was chilling in their own rooms, doing their own thing, and I decided to jack it, but I was too lazy to get up and completely close my door (it was 3/4 closed), then as I'm damn near busting, my sister just walks in saying something! Now, to this day, I still don't know if she ever saw me actually jackin it cuz of how the room was set up, and she was probably too young to connect the dots....but I definitely chewed her out for coming in without knocking


-And the worst...a couple years ago when i used to stay in the dorms, I used to use a fleshlight (even though I had a girl that put out often...), and after going to town, I cleaned it and had it sitting on the sink airing out lmao...well I forget about it and my homeboy comes thru and we're chillin and talking it up for like hours! afterwords, he's on the way out and stops at the sink and says "aaaand that is a pocket p*ssy " MY HEART STOPS :wow:....I couldn't even front so I was just like "shyt's on par with p*ssy, nikka!" or some shyt

The shame made me promptly throw it out within days

 

[The Jewnited States]

worst thing i had happen was when i was about 15 yrs old, i just finished busting to some girl getting a facial and decided to call it a day and go to sleep


when i wake up my mom tells me not to look at dirty sites like that and i ask her "what u talking about?" and she proceeds to tell me how she turned my monitor on to use the internet and instead of my desktop saw a girl with cum on her face and the ads and little play button u see on a video after it's done playing


i told her it was a popup

 

[twan83]

But I'm laughing at the fact that you need to make up a story about getting caught beating off!

sad thing is i wasnt
thats how it happened

 

[YaThreadFloppedB!]

One day when I was 14, I was in the shower beatin' my meat. I figured I'd finish off in my bedroom to some piff. My Mom was out shopping, and Dad was at work. So I'm making my way towards my room, walking and stroking at the same time, I see my Pops turn the corner to the Hallway and he catches me mid stoke with my boxers down to my knees. He got home early but I didn't hear him cause I was in the shower. Pops, "Are you playing with yourself"? Me, "No". I pull up my boxers and run and hide in my room. When I told my Mom what happened she was . I couldn't look my Pops in the eye for like a month after.

Another time I was stroking it to a home made Fifi while on the living room computer. I forgot I had left the Astroglide on the desk. My Mom got Home and saw the lube on the desk and burst out laughing. I was in my room and realized what happened.

you nikkas bold as fukk no wonder you get caught red handed...Dont ask me how

 

[Coli Bot]

I swear you guys are too funny

 

[YaThreadFloppedB!]

But I'm laughing at the fact that you need to make up a story about getting caught beating off!

nikka said a GOODY GOOD

 

[KingsnBucs1987]

I caught a homeboy of mine. Not in the act but I was in his room and I was clowning him about a teddy bear on his bed. I picked it up and his facial expression changed to (red flag) so im tossing this bear around and start talking bout bball and all of a sudden I notice a hole in between this bears legs

it's over, i'm officially at work now. Damn that's gotta be all time funniest shyt to stumble upon.

Your friend up in Teddy Ruckspin's guts like

 

[Rain]

I caught a homeboy of mine. Not in the act but I was in his room and I was clowning him about a teddy bear on his bed. I picked it up and his facial expression changed to (red flag) so im tossing this bear around and start talking bout bball and all of a sudden I notice a hole in between this bears legs
Me (silence)
Him:
Me: are u fukking this bear??
Him: (silence)
Me:

 

[DreadHead P]

lmaooooooo i can't

what was I posed' to do? Turn it down?

 

[AkaDemiK]

I swear you guys are too funny

i'm dying all through this thread and then i see your username

 

[newworldafro]

it's over, i'm officially at work now. Damn that's gotta be all time funniest shyt to stumble upon.

Your friend up in Teddy Ruckspin's guts like

that story is still months later.....he was like "you going get this work Mrs. Bernstein Bear"......

 

[So UnThotful]

wrong thread