Not my story, but one of my boys... This nikka decided to rub one out in the bathroom before he showers, but for some reason forgot to lock the door, so his moms opens the bathroom door just as he's
His mom:you doin?
Him: rubs hands together on some birdman shyt, and begins to apply nut to forearm like it's lotion
His mom:*leaves*
Never.
Couple close calls though...
i think i did but i'm not really sure. i heard moms walking down the hallway so i calmly put my dikk between the waistband of my shorts and covered with my shirt, then paused the video and changed the tab on the window. she walk in the room and tell me some shyt (i forgot) and she looks down in mid sentence (i was facing her) and ask me what i'm looking at on the cpu.i told her i was on espn.com
and she gave me the
face and said "okay" then walked out. i'm like
cuz i had them up so high from tryna hide my dikk in my waistband.
i never bothered to ask so i assumed she didn't catch me.
Never got directly caught.....but I know she found that crusty Guns N' Roses sweatshirt under my mattress.
It disappeared one day brehs
I stood there for a good 3 minutes vaseline all on my dikk drying up just staring at myself in the mirror likeI'm a pathetic ass nikka.
I didn't leave my room for the rest of the night.
Only got caught by my little brother once. Thought he was outside with his friends, it was around 7pm and I thought I'd get a good one in before taking a shower. I pulled out my Sports Illustrated Swim Suit Edition which had a couple choice pictures of Serena Willaimsand went to work.
The little nikka walked in, turned the lights on like "What you doin
Me:" nikka GET THE fukk OUT"
Him: "Huuhhhh Man hurry the hell up I'm sleepy
getting ready for another one wit my head back and my eyes closed what?" " and ran to the bathroom to clean ot off
My pops told me years later he knew I was staying up beating off to Skinemax when I was like 12.
I've never been caught by my mom. My sister used to stay catching me though
I remember about 7 years ago me and my gf at the time were on the bed lying down watching a movie..lwe got to making out...and i could sense she was about to give me dome from the way she was strokin it and i she was gettin into position.
So by this time we 2 yrs in the relationship i pretty much know this chick inside and out....so i close my eyes and im jus
As she strokin....she pulls my sh!t all the way out from my pants and im jus
I notices she just stopped mid stroke...wit my eyes still closed im like "keep goin it feels good baby"
I hear her start laughin so im like "
While still laughin and shes like "Deshawnnnnn!!
So i open my eyes and i see toilet paper particles stuck all over my sh!t
I forgot i cleaned off from rubbin one out in the mornin
I immediately put my head down
When i got back in the room she was still laughing
something like that happened to me once
can i help u nikka?
one time. think i told this story back on
i was layin on my back goin at it cos i thought my pops was gone but this nikka go and ahead and busts in my room
first i start to close the tabs and shyt but my hand all greasy, my dikk is out and i just realize im caught and i cover up and lay there like
anyways, that shyt fukked me up real bad to the point where i was googling for ways to delete memories and shyt like that . That's how u know u got into some bad shyt. u start googlin for shyt you know you can't find
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