Ever been caught Jacking off ?

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Hell naw nicca. I was like a ninja when I was rubbin' one out. I could hear a breath from like 30 feet away, and every creak or grown in the floor associated with a step sounded like sasquash feet to me. I was like animal in the woods, where my senses would heighten while in danger, but once I was done I went back to normal.
 

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forgot to lock the door. Had porn on the surround sound. Parents come in my room just stare and leave. I finished tho:shaq:
 

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moms caught me, was just going off didnt hear her come home was nutting
i looked over saw her looking at me couldn't even stop it was coming. i looked over at her and was like :wow: dont think i ate dinner together with the fam for like a week embarrassed as fukk :to:

:umad: LMAO! You stay losing. I bet you your mother couldn't look at you in the face ever again. If you were my son I'd be like :damn: everytime I saw your face.
 
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My senses are top notch when it comes to this. I hear the slightest movement, I zip up, click away from porn tab. Never been caught, close calls quite a few times though.
 

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one time. think i told this story back on :hamster:

i was layin on my back goin at it cos i thought my pops was gone but this nikka go and ahead and busts in my room

first i start to close the tabs and shyt but my hand all greasy, my dikk is out and i just realize im caught and i cover up and lay there like :beli: can i help u nikka?

anyways, that shyt fukked me up real bad to the point where i was googling for ways to delete memories and shyt like that. That's how u know u got into some bad shyt. u start googlin for shyt you know you can't find

"is there a cure for HIV?"
"is there a way to reverse blindness"

Yeah. I'm done

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