Ever been caught Jacking off ?

[Fatboi1]

I'm just imagining dude's swift response when asked what is that like

*in his head*

*responds*
Oh I was eating some Cream of Wheat I must've missed the spot when I spilled some on the floor.

Parents: Clean it up and

 

[AITheAnswerAI]

My ex got caught by her mom

She was on her bed, on her knees buck ass naked, holding a pillow against her in one arm, and workin herself with a vibrator in the other. Her mom came in her room for some laundry, saw her and said "that's my girl" and walked out. She even teased her about it later.
The mama was a freak too.

 

[the artist known az]

I'm just imagining dude's swift response when asked what is that like

*in his head*

*responds*
Oh I was eating some Cream of Wheat I must've missed the spot when I spilled some on the floor.

Parents: Clean it up and

That would've been even funnier if his dad said "Ain't no damn Cream of Wheat in here"

 

[Fatboi1]

That would've been even funnier if his dad said "Ain't no damn Cream of Wheat in here"

He would've been like, "I bought some one day."

 

[Davewhite]

Only got caught by my little brother once. Thought he was outside with his friends, it was around 7pm and I thought I'd get a good one in before taking a shower. I pulled out my Sports Illustrated Swim Suit Edition which had a couple choice pictures of Serena Willaims and went to work.

The little nikka walked in, turned the lights on like "What you doin?"

Me:" nikka GET THE fukk OUT"

Him: "Huuhhhh Man hurry the hell up I'm sleepy

 

[Jone2three45]

I've never been caught,
I was always on my steeze when jerking off,
A nikka was like to come home after school and bust a nut,
The rush and feeling had a younger me like
But the after feeling had me like

I did caught a family member jacking off to pornos and dry humping teddy bears.

On another note,
Have you ever went over a family member house and went snooping around and saw all their sex toys?

 

[61 Corpses]

My older sister caught me beating it to a Nelly music video

I finished once and walked out to the bathroom and my little sister walked in my room and opened my laptop to Mr. Marcus banging out some sloppy latin woman

i think i did but i'm not really sure. i heard moms walking down the hallway so i calmly put my dikk between the waistband of my shorts and covered with my shirt, then paused the video and changed the tab on the window. she walk in the room and tell me some shyt (i forgot) and she looks down in mid sentence (i was facing her) and ask me what i'm looking at on the cpu. i told her i was on espn.com and she gave me the face and said "okay" then walked out. i'm like so i looked down and my balls was hangin out at the end of my of my shorts like cuz i had them up so high from tryna hide my dikk in my waistband. i never bothered to ask so i assumed she didn't catch me.

Man back in 99-2000 when you went to a porn site and 10 pop ups would jump off and them shyts wouldn't close. nikka had just got dial up and would only use it after 9pm. Im on every porn site too young to worry about viruses and spyware and all that (im like 12-13). I do my thing and turn off the computer. The next day moms call me to the living room asking me why im looking up big booty girls on yahoo I try to play it off like She shows me all the shyt i searched. Im talking "big booty bytches, big ass booty, black booties" nikka looking at the screen like . I knew nothing about clear history and delete cookies


Then she shows me the desktop. Some damn site had downloaded to the computer and had an icon and everything. shyt was like "XXX naked sex". Moms thought one of my friends gave me a cd Or something. Moms looking at me like " nikka you done on the computer, nasty ass nikka.

That shyt made a nigha get tech savy.

 

[mamba]

I caught a homeboy of mine. Not in the act but I was in his room and I was clowning him about a teddy bear on his bed. I picked it up and his facial expression changed to (red flag) so im tossing this bear around and start talking bout bball and all of a sudden I notice a hole in between this bears legs
Me (silence)
Him:
Me: are u fukking this bear??
Him: (silence)
Me:

LOL! Classic!

 

[Scotch Hall]

I don't think I've ever directly been caught but my dad saw me doing other things that made him think i was.

First example:
It was late at night and I was in bed watching flavor of love with the lights off, about to go to sleep. At first they were just doing regular shyt, but then flav & one of the girls get in the shower. At this exact moment my dad walks in the hallway past my room & sees the shyt on my tv.
Dad: "Having fun? " or some shyt like that

Me: (I didnt get what he was talking about at the time)

2nd example:
We had the computer in its own separate room at my house. I had the door open & was on AOL looking at some of the headlines they had on the opening screen. One of them was a video of a commentator saying something about Serena William's ass, so of course I clicked that shyt . So the video plays & them my computer freezes right when the video zooms in on her ass. Then my dad walks in.
Dad: So this is why you're always on the computer

Me: Its not even like that, the video just froze

Dad: Its aight man. Nothing wrong with looking at some girls

Me:

My dad's always fukking with me talking about porn. If him & my mom come home & see me on the computer/laptop he'll be like "hey you watching porn again? "
I'll be like "nah dad"
"Its cool. I got some stuff if you ever wanna see it "
"real funny"

your dad sounds cool, get some porn from him

 

[Money Be Green]

My sister caught me beating off to Hentai when I was 13.

It was really, really fukking embarrassing. My right forearm was made of steel at the time from how much I worked it, though. Getting caught was an inevitability.

 

[FLYINHAWAIIAN]

Member when you get up and check all the rooms and outside to make sure everybody left?

 

[sfgiants]

nah i was on stealth mode and my door growing up didnt even have a lock.

pile of clothes in front of the door so heavy that u could only open the door 1/2 inch
pile of papers outside the door so i can hear footsteps and disengage before they came in
ear bud in one ear only so i can hear the perverted sounds while keeping an ear free to listen to trespassers
jacking off into a plastic store bag

 

[Blackout]

Never got caught.

 

[Scotch Hall]

never got caught but i tried to jakk off in the same bed as my mom and brother
long story

 

[Ikwa]

my girl saw me walkin out the bathroom one morning with my laptop