Ever been caught Jacking off ?

[Wayans Brehs]

Yo I'm crying at work right now

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[newworldafro]

"MORE DANCING SMILEYS!!!"

 

[TheArchitect]

One day when I was 14, I was in the shower beatin' my meat. I figured I'd finish off in my bedroom to some piff. My Mom was out shopping, and Dad was at work. So I'm making my way towards my room, walking and stroking at the same time, I see my Pops turn the corner to the Hallway and he catches me mid stoke with my boxers down to my knees. He got home early but I didn't hear him cause I was in the shower. Pops, "Are you playing with yourself"? Me, "No". I pull up my boxers and run and hide in my room. When I told my Mom what happened she was . I couldn't look my Pops in the eye for like a month after.

Another time I was stroking it to a home made Fifi while on the living room computer. I forgot I had left the Astroglide on the desk. My Mom got Home and saw the lube on the desk and burst out laughing. I was in my room and realized what happened.

Pure Comedy.

 

[jab343irk]

Yup my caught me at 15...beating off to kitten (black porn star scenes)
She waited till I had busted a nut in the toilet paper before she opens the door and says

"your father and I will have a conversation with you tonight"

Well the night came and she sad me down with the old man. Old man looked at me and said thats not a big deal all young men go through this phase

Mom was

I was like

 

[Ziggiy]

Yup my caught me at 15...beating off to kitten (black porn star scenes)
She waited till I had busted a nut in the toilet paper before she opens the door and says

"your father and I will have a conversation with you tonight"

Well the night came and she sad me down with the old man. Old man looked at me and said thats not a big deal all young men go through this phase

Mom was

I was like

at this. Your mom was a G for letting you just that nut and think its all good then cracked the door on you like

Your pops knew what was up though...

 

[Diyhai]

I few times indirectly....

-When I was like 11 whenever my mom wasn't around I used to get on te living room desktop and search hella porn sites on AOL dial up without knowing shyt about cookies and history, and she called me out on it one day and wouldn't let me use the computer anymore. I wasn't even masturbating yet at the time, I was just a curious fukker.


-When I was about 16, one day all the fam was chilling in their own rooms, doing their own thing, and I decided to jack it, but I was too lazy to get up and completely close my door (it was 3/4 closed), then as I'm damn near busting, my sister just walks in saying something! Now, to this day, I still don't know if she ever saw me actually jackin it cuz of how the room was set up, and she was probably too young to connect the dots....but I definitely chewed her out for coming in without knocking


-And the worst...a couple years ago when i used to stay in the dorms, I used to use a fleshlight (even though I had a girl that put out often...), and after going to town, I cleaned it and had it sitting on the sink airing out lmao...well I forget about it and my homeboy comes thru and we're chillin and talking it up for like hours! afterwords, he's on the way out and stops at the sink and says "aaaand that is a pocket p*ssy " MY HEART STOPS ....I couldn't even front so I was just like "shyt's on par with p*ssy, nikka!" or some shyt

The shame made me promptly throw it out within days

nyggas actually buy fleshlights

 

[Steve Piffler]

I have a 14 year old at home by himself right now....

 

[unit321]

No, but one day, afterwards, I accidentally left a VHS videotape on top of the TV stand. Just forgot about it. A day later, I'm watching TV, and then, I see my videotape on TV stand where I left it. I was like, "Uh oh". I just grabbed it and hid it. I don't know if my parents saw it or not. That was like leaving evidence of the crime out there.

 

[OG_StankBrefs]

I few times indirectly....

-When I was like 11 whenever my mom wasn't around I used to get on te living room desktop and search hella porn sites on AOL dial up without knowing shyt about cookies and history, and she called me out on it one day and wouldn't let me use the computer anymore. I wasn't even masturbating yet at the time, I was just a curious fukker.


-When I was about 16, one day all the fam was chilling in their own rooms, doing their own thing, and I decided to jack it, but I was too lazy to get up and completely close my door (it was 3/4 closed), then as I'm damn near busting, my sister just walks in saying something! Now, to this day, I still don't know if she ever saw me actually jackin it cuz of how the room was set up, and she was probably too young to connect the dots....but I definitely chewed her out for coming in without knocking


-And the worst...a couple years ago when i used to stay in the dorms, I used to use a fleshlight (even though I had a girl that put out often...), and after going to town, I cleaned it and had it sitting on the sink airing out lmao...well I forget about it and my homeboy comes thru and we're chillin and talking it up for like hours! afterwords, he's on the way out and stops at the sink and says "aaaand that is a pocket p*ssy " MY HEART STOPS ....I couldn't even front so I was just like "shyt's on par with p*ssy, nikka!" or some shyt

The shame made me promptly throw it out within days

 

[Captain Crunch]

This was when i was in high school still innocent and green

Me: let's get started
Me: Here it comes
Mom: Straight opens door
Me:
Her: You need to get laid
Me: But I want to wait till i meet the right person
Her: Get your ass up and dont come back till you get some here some condoms boy
Me:
Her: Too late for that your sister already lost hers and i can't have my son being a GOODY GOOD

Your moms should of hooked you up w/ one of her fine friends.

 

[Steve Piffler]

This was when i was in high school still innocent and green

Me: let's get started
Me: Here it comes
Mom: Straight opens door
Me:
Her: You need to get laid
Me: But I want to wait till i meet the right person
Her: Get your ass up and dont come back till you get some here some condoms boy
Me:
Her: Too late for that your sister already lost hers and i can't have my son being a GOODY GOOD

 

[Kings County]

"aaaand that is a pocket p*ssy " MY HEART STOPS

 

[Djalminha]

Up for those that missed it.

This thread had me

 

[315]

never, I'm like 4,891-0

 

[opulence]

beat off earlier in the day... later on my girl started giving me head and suddenly stopped...

her: did you masturbate?

me: no!

her: your dikk tastes like lotion

me:

Lmao...this happened to me...had my mouth smelling like Cologne

I got caught when I was a teenager doing the bath tub trick...my legs were spread wide open...my head was under water... I didn't even hear her come in...I just opened my eyes and saw my mom standing over the bath...