Ever been caught Jacking off ?

[Bathing Ape]

Ever fall asleep wit ya pants down, sittin at the computer desk and u wake up paranoid like "OH NO, I HOPE NOBODY WALKED IN WHILE I WAS SLEEP!"

 

[Atlrocafella]

thread got me rollin

 

[Jayson_bourn]

Never caught directly just got lazy on cleanin up the evidence. My girl had to start fukin wit a different browser though because I relaxed on clearin the history out


plus when you hit the play button on a mac it plays the last form of media

I got her a different pc to use like fuk it then

 

[Squirtle]

This was when i was in high school still innocent and green

Me: let's get started
Me: Here it comes
Mom: Straight opens door
Me:
Her: You need to get laid
Me: But I want to wait till i meet the right person
Her: Get your ass up and dont come back till you get some here some condoms boy
Me:
Her: Too late for that your sister already lost hers and i can't have my son being a GOODY GOOD

But I'm laughing at the fact that you need to make up a story about getting caught beating off!

 

[AffordableSuplexReviews]

I'm part of the "close call coalition"

That feeling you get in your chest/stomach when you hear moms creeping up and you almost were discovered though


A young brotha had to pleasure himself with at least one door closed at all times after enough near mishaps. I need that confirming sound to let me know when it's time to tuck the johnson away.

 

[YBE]

Never. I got out of school at 2:10, got home at 2:30, parents aint get home til 4:30...I could be anywhere in the crib & hear them shutting their car doors & walking up the steps. Plenty of time to power off. I was a ninja with that shyt

Even when I had gfs over, i let em know we had 110 minutes & they had to get the fukk outta dodge. either we doing this or we not

 

[YBE]

I caught a homeboy of mine. Not in the act but I was in his room and I was clowning him about a teddy bear on his bed. I picked it up and his facial expression changed to (red flag) so im tossing this bear around and start talking bout bball and all of a sudden I notice a hole in between this bears legs
Me (silence)
Him:
Me: are u fukking this bear??
Him: (silence)
Me:

*FLATLINES*

​

 

[A.V.]

Me: are u fukking this bear??

​

Funniest shyt I've read all month.

 

[itskontos]

I have a 14 year old at home by himself right now....

LOOOOOOOOOOL IM DEAD

 

[Jesus H. Christ]

Never







































*heads back to JBO*

 

[YBE]

Son.....that bear story can kill nikkas from laughing too hard. My chest hurting from that shyt ​

 

[opulence]

I caught a homeboy of mine. Not in the act but I was in his room and I was clowning him about a teddy bear on his bed. I picked it up and his facial expression changed to (red flag) so im tossing this bear around and start talking bout bball and all of a sudden I notice a hole in between this bears legs
Me (silence)
Him:
Me: are u fukking this bear??
Him: (silence)
Me:

Lmao @this entire thread...

 

[DreadHead P]

Neva been caught but I did almost tell on myself one time

I was about 15, in the bathroom strokin off one day and i heard somethin outside the bathroom door. I thought it was my lil brother or cousins tryin to catch me, we used to do shyt like pic the bathroom lock, bust in and snap a quick pic, so i yelled out "YES I AM JERKING, YOU NOT GONE CATCH ME". Only it wasnt my brother or cousins, it was my moms messin wit the thermostat which was right next to the bathroom door, she said "Yes you are dirty?", my cover up was "I said yes it is working, i was talkin about this game boy"

Never actually been caught jerkin off but my pops walked in on me eatin at the Y when i was like 16/17

 

[MilanGordy]

nyggas actually buy fleshlights

lmaoooooo thats what im saying

i would clown the shyt outta any nikka with a pocket pu$$y

 

[DreadHead P]

lmaoooooo thats what im saying

i would clown the shyt outta any nikka with a pocket pu$$y

I got one the hustler store gave it to me for free for spending a certain amount on toys for my girl shyt feels great too