i came back from jerking it in the bathroom during school,(i was alone and said fukk it lemme get this quickie) came back to class and my friend asked "was u jerking off bruh?" and my face turned red so fast and he went off on me and i was emberrased
Ever been caught Jacking off ?
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Uptown WaYo87
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Wow @ how time flies...i remember this thread like it was yesterday. 5 fukking years?!? Coli is halfway from that 10 year mark thats fukking crazy
Teddy bear with homemade butthole is still the funniest shyt i read on here god damn
Teddy bear with homemade butthole is still the funniest shyt i read on here god damn
Never been caught, I always use to catch my brother though 
I used to use my sister's cocoa butter to get my beat on
One day I slipped up after a good nut and passed the fukk out, but forgot to put her lotion back
I woke up bc she's in my room screaming "What are you doing with my lotion
!!?"
Me: Oh I was just....
Her: You're disgusting
Me:
One day I slipped up after a good nut and passed the fukk out, but forgot to put her lotion back
I woke up bc she's in my room screaming "What are you doing with my lotion
!!?"Me: Oh I was just....
Her: You're disgusting
Me:
I caught a homeboy of mine. Not in the act but I was in his room and I was clowning him about a teddy bear on his bed. I picked it up and his facial expression changed to(red flag) so im tossing this bear around and start talking bout bball and all of a sudden I notice a hole in between this bears legs
Me(silence)
Him:
Me:are u fukking this bear??
Him:
Me:
Never got directly caught.....but I know she found that crusty Guns N' Roses sweatshirt under my mattress.
It disappeared one day brehs
Do it into some tissues and flush that shyt down the toilet, gotta get rid of the evidence breh
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The worst ones are when you think you got the house to yourself, so you have a naked nut cause let's be real, it feels so much better to do it when you're naked and not restricted by clothes and shyt. 
But fukking nikkas who are supposed to be out for hours or some shyt, come back in like half the fukking time and you're there scrambling to put your clothes back on; shyt is intense
And sometimes when you bust your nut into your hand cause you're in the middle of jacking it and it's too late to get tissue or some shyt, so your hand is the next best thing, and then you hear footsteps nearby and you're like if someone walks in right now I got two options, look like a dumb nikka who cums into his hands, or put them in my pockets and ruin my favorite jeans... needless to say I had one less pair of jeans the next day 
But fukking nikkas who are supposed to be out for hours or some shyt, come back in like half the fukking time and you're there scrambling to put your clothes back on; shyt is intense
And sometimes when you bust your nut into your hand cause you're in the middle of jacking it and it's too late to get tissue or some shyt, so your hand is the next best thing, and then you hear footsteps nearby and you're like
if someone walks in right now I got two options, look like a dumb nikka who cums into his hands, or put them in my pockets and ruin my favorite jeans... needless to say I had one less pair of jeans the next day
u would see every member of your family walk out the door but u would still check anyway
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i got caught masturbating when i was 16 and got grounded for 2 weeks :/
When I was 16 (32 now) we had dial up. It took me 40 minutes to download a 30 second clip of a white chick using a vibrator. I had the video on replay over and over and I forgot to turn it off. I went go work as a bagboy and when I got off work. My whole family said I left something on the computer. I went in the room and there it was still on replay
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Stupid parents acting like masturbation ain't natural, or that they didn't do the same at their age
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