Ever been caught Jacking off ?

[James Carter]

Mannn.. a nikka used to wait till 12am when they asses fell asleep. I remember i has just found out about Freeones and it was consumin a nikka life! lol.. 1 morning im up till like 3 on freeones n shyt.. gettin that good jerk on n shyt.

Hear my room door creek open... .. instantly I put Porn Emergency Plan #9 into play brehs.. got my dikk in the waist band and the shirt over in time.. but a nikka pc was SLOW AS fukk back then. .

Im there minimizing like a motherfuka outchea tryna get the 16 million tabs down n shyt when one dem bytches decide to freeze WITH THE shyt STILL UP!

My aunt is there over my shoulder like wtf is this? So i hit her with the "I dunno why they be sending these kinda emails out.. i just clicked it and all this came up" .. She was like "this aint no email!" Sigh.. went to sleep with the stiff dikk.. AND she told my moms in the morn. FML. Hit her with the mean mug for weeks after that brehs

 

[OG_StankBrefs]

Mannn.. a nikka used to wait till 12am when they asses fell asleep. I remember i has just found out about Freeones and it was consumin a nikka life! lol.. 1 morning im up till like 3 on freeones n shyt.. gettin that good jerk on n shyt.

Hear my room door creek open... .. instantly I put Porn Emergency Plan #9 into play brehs.. got my dikk in the waist band and the shirt over in time.. but a nikka pc was SLOW AS fukk back then. .

Im there minimizing like a motherfuka outchea tryna get the 16 million tabs down n shyt when one dem bytches decide to freeze WITH THE shyt STILL UP!

My aunt is there over my shoulder like wtf is this? So i hit her with the "I dunno why they be sending these kinda emails out.. i just clicked it and all this came up" .. She was like "this aint no email!" Sigh.. went to sleep with the stiff dikk.. AND she told my moms in the morn. FML. Hit her with the mean mug for weeks after that brehs

 

[Prez2032]

I let my homeboi stay in my room at the dorms cuz his ppls live 20 minutes away. nikka got a key and everything. Anyways, one day I'm lurking on SOHH and they got a thread about this bytch Jemini. I find her clips and go to work. Next thing I know buddy opens the door that i locked.

Me: HEY!!! *tucking my shyt in*

Him: Wut u looking at porn nikka??

Me: Nah man I'm jus waking up. Watching sum LT highlights

Him:

 

[MouseTeeth]

 

[newworldafro]

If you've ever been caught it simply means you ain't a real ninja

I see what you did there.................you have to have super audio/hearing skills to detect the smallest sound...............or so I've heard................

 

[Kings County]

Me: these pop ups are getting out of control. fukk the internet. WTF is this?

 

[Kings County]

I let my homeboi stay in my room at the dorms cuz his ppls live 20 minutes away. nikka got a key and everything. Anyways, one day I'm lurking on SOHH and they got a thread about this bytch Jemini. I find her clips and go to work. Next thing I know buddy opens the door that i locked.

gave a nikka a key to your room

 

[Ziggiy]

Only got caught by my little brother once. Thought he was outside with his friends, it was around 7pm and I thought I'd get a good one in before taking a shower. I pulled out my Sports Illustrated Swim Suit Edition which had a couple choice pictures of Serena Willaims and went to work.

The little nikka walked in, turned the lights on like "What you doin?"

Me:" nikka GET THE fukk OUT"

Him: "Huuhhhh Man hurry the hell up I'm sleepy

 

[acri1]

Nah, but I had a close call or two as a teen.

 

[Waka FICO Flamez]

In NY we had a computer room that had one window with those ventian blinds that was to ya right and ya computer infront of you. And i was late middle school or highschool..andI was home alone doing my searches. Found something good i decided to get a jerk to and the way the blinds where setup unknown to me from the street outside the brightness of the screen you could see what was on it and just a shadow of the person in the room. So i'm beating it and all i hear from the street is a youn girl saying "EWWW..look at the window".

I panicked and hit the power button on the monitor and turned the lights off in the room and tried to look out the window to see. I was so shook I thought it was going to be a big debacle outside and my mom would come home like "WTF you been doing "


I also kinda caught my roomate once in the most ridic way. In college i had two roomates in an apartment. My roomate Dee had a desktop , and my third roomate Tone had a desktop but no wifi. We all used Dee desktop for things like music cause he was a big music head or other things cause it was most accesible and he was open door about everything. So one night its just me and tone drinking, dee is at his parents house for the night. We killing some brews and he said he had a shorty coming over in a few and i was tired and drunk so i retire to my bedroom and call it a night. I wake up next day and walk into Dee's room and i see my boy Tone knocked out on dee's bed like . Im like wateva i go and sit at the computer and once the screensaver is removed i find like 8 porn tabs up be4 i can even say something tone wakes up from his drunk slumber and i look at him showing him the screen like "Whats up with this"

He's hits me with something like "Remember that chick i told you was coming over, check this we was in here drinking and she was like she wanted something to get her int he mood, so i pull up some stuff on the internet but i was so drunk i fell asleep on her and she left"

I was like GTFOH but i understood the embrassment so i just played dumb and was like

 

[TheArchitect]

I came close one day when I was young...i was just in the midst of skeeting from some Skinemax I recorded the previous couple of nights ago...When my brother and his fukking friend pick my lock and walk in. By the good grace of God, they didn't see the stream of skeet that erupted due to me fumbling with a sock in a panic...That was the closest I ever came, and that was like 14-15 years ago...

 

[ugksam]

tons of times. fukk it.

 

[blak1107]

Man back in 99-2000 when you went to a porn site and 10 pop ups would jump off and them shyts wouldn't close. nikka had just got dial up and would only use it after 9pm. Im on every porn site too young to worry about viruses and spyware and all that (im like 12-13). I do my thing and turn off the computer. The next day moms call me to the living room asking me why im looking up big booty girls on yahoo I try to play it off like She shows me all the shyt i searched. Im talking "big booty bytches, big ass booty, black booties" nikka looking at the screen like . I knew nothing about clear history and delete cookies


Then she shows me the desktop. Some damn site had downloaded to the computer and had an icon and everything. shyt was like "XXX naked sex". Moms thought one of my friends gave me a cd Or something. Moms looking at me like " nikka you done on the computer, nasty ass nikka.

That shyt made a nigha get tech savy.

 

[Data-Hawk]

always locked the door..

 

[Rich Spirit]

@ this thread