Ever been caught Jacking off ?

[Bam Bam]

never got caught but i tried to jakk off in the same bed as my mom and brother
long story

 

[Positive Posting]

When I was 13 or 14 I used to beat my meat downstairs on the family computer. I used to go home and skip class and chill at the house. Play video games and watch flicks, shyt was routine b. Well one day I skipped class and went straight for the booty talk I had torrented the night before....
I noticed something strange tho, usually when your torrent is done it seeds automatically. Found out it was canceled.....I'm like .....fukk it, maybe my connection went out? so I find another flick and go to work. And you know when you are beating your meat your senses is on some spiderman ish. I'm hearing something upstairs but its too late I'm too deep in the game to stop. And as soon I was about to I look up at the balcony at my moms door. I turned white brehs, my moms was on some

And before I can say a word my moms flew down stairs and beat the shyt out of me. With my dikk still out and everything ......worst beating I ever got. I woke up in my room, my TV and video games were all gone b. They moved the computer to their room...that was the last flick I saw until I was 17 brehs.

damn my nikka, wtf is wrong her. beating you up with your dikk out lmaoo

 

[Illuminatos]

This thread gets bumped every couple of months.

 

[Positive Posting]

at this thread. some of Yall needed to know how to hit the power off button to avoid getting caught. Fuk Improper Shutdown....... I still have my dignity.





Never Got Caught Jacking It, Red Handed

But I almost got caught due to circumstantial evidence.


By the age of 11, I beat off for the first time . that first nut was like

Ever since then, I jacked it every day due to the opportunity presented. The family desktop was in the living room behind the couch.

The primetime to beat off was at 3:30- 4:30 when I got home and before Mom dukes came home from work.Older Sister was away in college and Pops didn't come home from dental school until 6:30.

For that 1 hour for the next three years, I became a porn aficionado. Specializing in bootytalk 1-45. Lucy Pearl, Charlie Angel, and Obsession were some of my favorites.

Well I digress.

What I used to do was start the jackin at approximately 3:40 and let the fireworks go off at around 4:20 before Moms came home. Didn't use a sock cause I wanted to see how far my stuff would shoot out. It sure did go far after 40 minutes of jacking

What I did after I was done with the deed, was to wipe my hand on this spot on the black carpet underneath the couch. Well I did this on the same spot on the carpet every day except weekends.

My DNA was all over that spot of the carpet, Nuts from the past 650 successful nuts were on that carpet. That spot was all crusty and moldy. Thinking back on it, I was a disgusting mofo

Well on a weekend, my mother asked me and my father to help her rearrange the couches.

Well when we got to the couch which covered evidence of my sinful deeds.

We moved the couch

My mother saw that shyt on the carpet and said what the fukk is that

I said oh, after school one day, I was eating some cream of wheat near the computer and it spilled it.

I thought I cleaned it all.



My pops was looking like

She said well clean that shyt and I did, dodged a bullet, Those nikkas couldn't connect the dots.

From that day on, I used a sock to withhold the contents of my escapades. That was a little too close.

I wonder what the reactions woulda been, if they knew exactly what that was, anyways. that shyt was funny ass fukk and it made me laugh lmaooo. Like yo my moms bust in like wtf you laughin at nikka.

 

[unit321]

Well, I wasn't caught but back in the day, I was living at home with my parents while getting my second degree. IT and computers was the way to go.
I had an adult DVD. Parents are gone. I take it out of its case, watch it, do my business, put it back in the case, clean up evidence and stuff, but I left the case on top of this speaker cabinet next to the television. (stereo speakers used to be big back in the day and were about two feet tall. Two days later, I'm watching TV in the evening, and I look nonchalantly over at the stereo speaker and see my DVD case. On top where I left it. I'm thinking..."Oh no, that's been there for like two days." As you know, on the cover of adult DVDs are naked people doing stuff. It cannot be mistaken for a box office movie or TV show. I grabbed it and hid it. I wonder if my parents ever saw it.

 

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[The Unknown Hype]

Dont think ive been caught masturbating but my ninja skills improved ten fold after pops checked the history and got onto to me the same day. Instead of stopping i taught myself to delete the history the next day matter of fact thats where all my tech skills started coming into play from getting rid of viruses etc. I remember back in the day when we had dial up and I would wait until everybody went to sleep. Eventually i would still get caught because dial up clogs up the phone lines and my dad would wake up just to check. Didnt let that stop me though it came to point to whenever i heard footsteps I would yank the dial up cord and disconnect myself lol always staying ahead of the game

 

[KingDanz]

I get mutant hearing.. never been caught. Every creek, step, flush... i hear everything.

 

[Bam Bam]

When i was like 12, this when i first got in the game. Where i aint even know about downloading. I was on that free trial/preview wave. Im lookin at madd bangbros preview. Im jackin wit legs on top of the computer desk and the chair leanin back like. Anyways my mom bust in and sees me. My heart dropped. I felt like i was caught by the FBI with madd bricks. I was sad and madd as shyt. I didnt want to come out my room i didnt know shyt was gonna be lol.

 

[Ooh Marty]

i slept on this thread

u nikkas crazyyyy, B

 

[Kings County]

I caught a homeboy of mine. Not in the act but I was in his room and I was clowning him about a teddy bear on his bed. I picked it up and his facial expression changed to (red flag) so im tossing this bear around and start talking bout bball and all of a sudden I notice a hole in between this bears legs
Me (silence)
Him:
Me: are u fukking this bear??
Him: (silence)
Me:

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

[ADK]

Only once...
When I was like 12, I had got surgery on my left leg to fix up some shyt. At the time, I didn't like going upstairs so I'd just sleep downstairs on the couch in the same room where our only computer at the time was. So the clock struck around 11:55 and my dad was heading upstairs because he had to go to work in the morning...

So in my head I was like it's time! So around 12:00 I hopped over to the computer chair on one leg and begun to search up my favorite porn site at the time (which is pretty fukkin trash as I look back). So I find like some 5 minute clip and I was gettin it in

when all of a sudden the door begins to open

I dropped down to hide behind the couch so I can stuff my meat back in my shorts and I can hear my dads footsteps getting closer and closer I then leap into the computer chair to X off what I was on but I knew he'd check the history anyway, I didn't have time for that so either way I was fukked.

I somehow leaped with BOTH legs over the couch and covered myself with blankets until he just got up, walked away and was like... Just don't get any viruses


He was mad cool about it but it was still hard to talk to him the next day

 

[Kings County]

Member when you get up and check all the rooms and outside to make sure everybody left?

u would see every member of your family walk out the door but u would still check anyway

 

[Cᵣₐₛₕ&ₜₕₑCₒᵤₚ]

My interpreting footsteps game is<<<<<


I know nikkas can usually interpret how far them steps is from the door but the 1 time I got caught red-handed I had my fan on and couldn't hear and

My mom was 2 inches from the door when I heard the first foot step and I knew that my shyt was a wrap

See I'm the type of nikka who'll get it on with the whole family there

Thing is my mom didn't beat me nor upset that my katana was unsheathed but I was crying like a bytch just off the fact that she got me with my hand in the cookie jar

 

[Kings County]

I somehow leaped with BOTH legs over the couch and covered myself with blankets until he just got up, walked away and was like... Just don't get any viruses


He was mad cool about it but it was still hard to talk to him the next day

how parenting should be done