Ever disregard your coaches instructions?

[MarloStanTrill]

I hated spotting up for jumpers so all my shots either came off the dribble or I drove it. I was actually good at both but my coach swore it screwed with the flow of the offense so I eventually got benched

 

[CinnamonTequila]

This happened like 7 years ago when I was 15...

I used to play softball for my highschool team, second base.

It was my turn to bat and this girl that I didn't get along with was pitching the ball for the other team
She kept throwing the ball to my head, Idk what the fukk was wrong with that bytch!!

My coach kept telling me to play it cool and just let the ref do his job... I was doing as told...
Until the motherfukker hit me with the fukking ball in the corner of my eye

I remember hearing my coach screaming at me to stop while I ran towards that bytch and hit her with the bat with all my strength...
I pointed at her head but she used her arm for protection... Needless to say that I broke her arm...

I got kicked out of the team and suspended from school....

My dad was like: She got what she deserved...

 

[Kal El]

HS Basketball:

-We were up two with 10 seconds left. We were inbounding the ball and coach specifically wanted it in the hands of the best free throw shooter so that he could get fouled and ice the game by making both free throws to go up 4.

-I ended up getting open and catching the inbounds pass, and instead of trying to pass it to my teammate I just hold the ball, waiting to get fouled.

Only way your last name gets seen in the paper is if you score a point, and I hadn't scored all game

I end up going to the line and miss the front end of a 1 and 1

The other team gets the ball and ties it up to send the game into overtime......where they ended up beating us

 

[Roid Jones]

Breh was a punter, he lost

 

[Big Boss]

 

[The Villain]

oh all the time when i played soccer.

i played right wing but i'd pop up anywhere on the field just cause i didn't enjoy keeping width. i liked to be in the action.

and look at the coach like "but im putting in work tho " and he's like

 

[Spaceman Piff]

i was on the hands team for onside kicks.. we were always told to fall on it..

one game, the kick came straight at me.. caught it and took a quick look around..

and i tried to run that shyt back like devin hester

got maybe 5 yards before 3 dudes lifted me up off my feet


we never practiced blocking on the hands team

 

[Luke Cage]

oh all the time when i played soccer.

i played right wing but i'd pop up anywhere on the field just cause i didn't enjoy keeping width. i liked to be in the action.

and look at the coach like "but im putting in work tho " and he's like

I played on a soccer team with a dude like you.


Dude would occasionally get bored and try to score


You're the fukkin goalie stay in your lane!

 

[Buckeye Fever]

Immediately laughs

 

[Robert California]

I ran track in college, always the 100m and 200m.

One time, during this meet against a pac-12 rival, I didn't listen.

I finished my races already, and I was already hollerin at the female sprinters.

Coach comes up to me interrupting and shyt talkin bout he wants me to run the 400 during one meet, at the last minute, because somebody else pulled a hamstring.
I never ran the 400 before, but I said why not. I didn't want to seem intimidated in front of this chick.

The coach was telling me to go 90% for the first 3/4th then go all out the last 100.

I'm like ok

The race starts, i'm focused as usual....as usual....as if it were a 100 or 200.

I start tearing ass around the first 100-200m and i'm out in front

We just hit the 300m mark and i'm still out front, oh snap I might wash these nikkas my first time running this shyt.

Then we hit the last 100m and uhh wait a minute....can't breath, slowing down, I hit the damn wall

I start struggling like a fat bytch chasing after an ice cream truck, nikkas is passing me left and right. My teammates in the stands lookin at me like The chick lookin at me like

I finished stone last in that motherfukker

Coach comes at me like Starts chewing my ass out while i'm trying not to pass out.

Dude threw his clipboard on the ground and everything and nikkas lookin at me like

Safe to say I stuck with the 100 200 after that

dap/rep
You caught that rigg

You was trying to show out in front of that female, then got gassed

I'm with you tho, why do track coaches wait til the last minute, then be like "Ima need you to run the 400"
My coach used to pull that shyt with the 4x4, which is always the lat race.
I'd be in the bleachers, chillin. Mackin shorties
Then, here this nikka come with that look in his eyes
I already knew what time it was
Be standing there, waiting on the hand off like

 

[Niqqa You Gay]

Playing CB in high school I was lined up against this white boy on 3rd down at about their 30 for the first pass play of the game. My safety tells me "Stay outside, if he cuts inside I got your back", coach signals the same and I'm like "Cool"
Right before the snap somebody rides by playing MC Breed and Pac "I Gotta Get Mine" loud af and I get a feeling in my soul like and think to myself if I see this cac going inside I'm going for a pick 6. In my head I hear the Golden Lord leader Simon's voice "I WILL BE GOD ON THIS PLANET!" Doesn't matter where he runs, HE'S WHITE so he can't outrun me. I didn't even warm up and stretch before the game because i had no respect for caclethicism

Ball is snapped and sure enough dude runs a slant. I follow him....then he *insert random white Patriots WR*'s me and turns into an out route and QB hits him in stride still short of the marker. I start chasing him from behind from just beyond an arm's reach. Then he hits another gear and starts doing this weird up and down bobbing motion with his head like that was the source of his power than turned his legs into Roadrunner blurs. I chase this dude up the sideline 60 yards and can't catch him while my safety tries to get him too. He ends up taking me out trying to hit the white boy short of the endzone. We roll for what seemed to be minutes and he ends up on top of me looking down at me like

Coach on the sideline like

BTW you know it alls can lick my nuts, I QUIT

 

[Buckeye Fever]

Footbalk season is back

 

[Urbanmiracle]

Great thread

 

[hotbeezie]

I forgot all about this thread


I gotta ask my boy Delly if he remember that game after Katrina...we was doing al kinds of fukk shyt because we were playing scrubs

Sterlington came through the next week and beat the dog shyt outta us

I miss high school football

 

[NO-BadAzz]

Dont laugh, but I was the punter on our high school team.

We were tied and had the ball on our 40 yd line on 4th down & 4 with 30 seconds left.

I get sent out to punt and take our chances in overtime. In my head i was like "im fakin this punt and gettin the 1st down."

The long snapper snaps it to me and i take off running and pick up the 1st.

Im like

The crowd goes crazy. Coach looks in the air like and the coordinators lookin like

The offense comes back on the field and the fukkin runnin back gets the ball punched out his hands and they run it back 50 yds for the score. Im in the back by the benches feelin like

Everybody runnin towards me with their helmets in their hands talkin bout "WHY AINT U PUNT?!"

I just sat there like

Mama!! LMAOO


Man I have real tears. How did I miss this thread.

Anymore threads. Breh you should do a series of your shyt. I have hard up tears in my eyes