Ever had a girl be TOO freaky?

[CACarot]

Never really had a girl that was too freaky, but I had one b1tch that said I couldn't handle the beast in her. She only sucked my dikk and wanted to hold out on giving me the p*ssy cause she said she would want it all the time and dudes can't handle her. When she finally let me fukk she was trying to get it on the regular but I wasn't about that life. Not cause she was overbearing ,but because I already done hit I want new p*ssy now not leftovers

 

[Steve Piffler]

Well then... this might be the first time I slide in some PM's

 

[Steve Piffler]

Girl licked my taint n tried to go for the buns.

I said no thanks.

She came up trying to kiss me with her nose smelling like Doogin.



I was like

Lesson, never do long walks on the beach at night before you smash

i legit laughed for 4 minutes and 27 seconds at this.....

 

[No_bammer_weed]

This is just nasty.
What race were these females?


Art Barr

First black.

Second white.

 

[Born2BKing]

Girl licked my taint n tried to go for the buns.

I said no thanks.

She came up trying to kiss me with her nose smelling like Doogin.



I was like

Lesson, never do long walks on the beach at night before you smash

Stanky booty ass lil boy. Wash ya ass mayne

 

[The Devil's Advocate]

One girl I dated basically liked when I slapped her, choked her, spat on her, called her names, yanked her hair, etc

Best sex I ever had.

Crazy when you find out you're a bigger freak than you ever imagined

You thinking, I don't know about this shyt


10 mins in and you harder than diamond cutters and wondering why you wasn't doing it all your life

 

[Steve Piffler]

i fukked a narcoleptic chick that wanted me to cum on her face while she was sleeping and wake her up when it dried. so after i woke her up, she was excited and ran to the bathroom to peel it off. she came while she was peeling it off. she fell on the floor while she was cumming and was eating the dried up cum that she was peeling off her face. i just stood there like

 

[Mowgli]

Stanky booty ass lil boy. Wash ya ass mayne

Went to a bar right after work. Wasn't expecting to get laid. Walked off the booze in the beach, it was getting late and I asked her if she was tired.

She said no so that means chicka wow chicka wow chicka wowow. shyt was just On. Never woulda thought a woman would be taint lickin after walking on the beach for 45 minutes.

But when you think about the fact I know Brazilian jujitsu and how irresistable that makes me, you're right I shoulda known better and addressed the sour butt.

 

[Born2BKing]

But when you think about the fact I know Brazilian jujitsu, you're right I shoulda known better and addressed the sour butt

 

[meth68]

Ever had a chick do some shyt that made you at first but then later on when you thought about it..then

I had a chick shove me down her throat when giving me head. Talkin bout grabbing my waist and thrusting me in and out. Choking, slobbing, etc

At first I'm like but after I nut I was like

You call that freaky or too freaky? Smh... you should meet this girl Nikki I used to chill with...

She changed my life forever
She knocked off 85% of my bucket list..... in 1 hour.
I will never look at her the same way ever again.

 

[Uncle Kingpin]

I had this hoodrat that was a sex fiend addict, all she wanted to do was get fukked, suck me and get nutted on. If I was there for an hour or four hours it made no difference, we spent it all fukking. Which I'm all for...but what made it too freaky for me was she had kids and dikk was more important. I'd be banging her out, while the kids banging on the door. "Mama I'm hungry, Mama he hit me, Mama I need you"

I'd be like you dont wanna stop and get them???


Well fukk it then, if you dont care I dont care. But after a few more times, I had to fall all the way back. If she wants to neglect her children, fine. their not my kids, but I wont contribute.

 

[Bless't]

Yes... yes I have.

 

[Steve Piffler]

Yes... yes I have.

do tell

 

[MarloStanTrill]

Ever had a chick do some shyt that made you at first but then later on when you thought about it..then

I had a chick shove me down her throat when giving me head. Talkin bout grabbing my waist and thrusting me in and out. Choking, slobbing, etc

At first I'm like but after I nut I was like

 

[PeridotPuss]

Prude ass nikkas not sexy