Everybody Winning On The Coli, But Come Post Some L’s
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So he takes me to her crib and me and her go to her bedroom and start doing our thing. I'm kissing her and rubbing her everywhereand she stops and straight up asks me
Do you really like me?
Being the young pup that I was I believed honesty is the best policy so I told her "nah I'm just trying to fukk"
nikka
A girl I liked cheated on me with a white boy and stole my bag of Hot Cheetos
Armchair Militant
Stay woke
I've taken a lot. Where do I begin
My entire 20’s have been a L marathon, it’s hard to narrow it down.
Hopefully when i hit 30 this year things change.
Same here. I felt like a wasted a decade. Turning 30 late this year
ultraflexed
Superstar
My job normally has different food trucks come every other friday for lunch.
I had been noticed this bad ass chick who i think works on the 4th floor.Lil bish is a strong 8 with a nice lil bubble in the back. I work on the 3rd floor so I dont even see her alot.
Well last friday I am in the parking lot trying to decide which truck i want to get grub from. I decide on the one serving chicken n waffles.
Who gets in line behind me? Super 8
She chats me up. Asking what im ordering. We get to chit chatting while waiting for our grub. Super 8 is mad chill and i just so happened to have a fresh taper and line up after 7 weeks of wolfin. Waves are on god mode.
We walk into the building together and she says lets take the stairs. We are going to need to burn some calories before eating all this grub.
We are slow walking up the steps side by side still conversating. We hit the 2nd floor and i am sneaking another peek at Super 8's rump when i misjudged the step...
nikkas i fell going UP the steps... When my foot skipped off the step I wentOohhhhhHHHHHHoooOooooo!!!! But for some reason it came out mad feminine.
I had my food in one hand and Im teeter tottering and my equilibrium was off like a mother fukker.. I flung my free hand out to grab something to help me out because all I could see in my mind is those concrete steps rushing up to smack me in the grill.
I grab the closest thing nearest to me to stabilize myself. Super 8
I grasped her sleeve and that shyt tore off like some nba tearaway pants.
Now my whole balance is beyond repair.. I hit the damn steps hard as fukk and slid down them motherfukkers. I watched my chicken n waffles tumble once...twice. then bust open all over the landing
Then i noticed it was raining chicken n waffles...but it was not mine
It was Super 8's. When i tried to grab for her and tore her sleeve she lost balance too but she almost corrected the L... But then lost balance too and her food went up in the air and rained down on me a split second before she busted her ass down the steps too.
It was carnage brehs. Chicken. waffles. syrup.
repped...
don't ever play wheel of fortune, you can't buy a W for sh#t
My job normally has different food trucks come every other friday for lunch.
I had been noticed this bad ass chick who i think works on the 4th floor.
Well last friday I am in the parking lot trying to decide which truck i want to get grub from. I decide on the one serving chicken n waffles.
Who gets in line behind me? Super 8
She chats me up. Asking what im ordering. We get to chit chatting while waiting for our grub. Super 8 is mad chill and i just so happened to have a fresh taper and line up after 7 weeks of wolfin. Waves are on god mode.
We walk into the building together and she says lets take the stairs. We are going to need to burn some calories before eating all this grub.
We are slow walking up the steps side by side still conversating. We hit the 2nd floor and i am sneaking another peek at Super 8's rump when i misjudged the step...
nikkas i fell going UP the steps... When my foot skipped off the step I went
I had my food in one hand and Im teeter tottering and my equilibrium was off like a mother fukker.. I flung my free hand out to grab something to help me out because all I could see in my mind is those concrete steps rushing up to smack me in the grill.
I grab the closest thing nearest to me to stabilize myself. Super 8
I grasped her sleeve and that shyt tore off like some nba tearaway pants.
Now my whole balance is beyond repair.. I hit the damn steps hard as fukk and slid down them motherfukkers. I watched my chicken n waffles tumble once...twice. then bust open all over the landing
Then i noticed it was raining chicken n waffles...but it was not mine
It was Super 8's. When i tried to grab for her and tore her sleeve she lost balance too but she almost corrected the L... But then lost balance too and her food went up in the air and rained down on me a split second before she busted her ass down the steps too.
It was carnage brehs. Chicken. waffles. syrup.
@ u sounding like Young MA "oooooouuuuu"Might be the first time I ever repped a post before I even finished reading it
repped...
don't ever play wheel of fortune, you can't buy a W for sh#t
Since when do u buy consonants?
ultraflexed
Superstar
Clay Puppington
rabid
To humble myself;
- Drove over a wild pothole a Saturday night. Thought I needed to get a flat patched; nope, shyt done ripped the tire like Wolverine did it
-Coworker told me he was leaving the company. I was really excited (whiny ass fukking clown) and couldn't hide my excitement; cheesed in his face
this will come back to bite me, I'm sure
-I'm at a club for my homegirl birthday and I caught this fine dark skin shorty staring darts at me. I said fukk it, let me go for the #, did it and got curved. Wasn't mad till I seen her with her man who looked like Seth Rogen
I was reading a militant thread on TLR before I left too so I felt that L heavy
-Told my sister I was tryna move to Atlanta or something to not be around cacs anymore, she said I should move to Africa then in that
tone. L by proxy and shame on our family name
- Drove over a wild pothole a Saturday night. Thought I needed to get a flat patched; nope, shyt done ripped the tire like Wolverine did it
-Coworker told me he was leaving the company. I was really excited (whiny ass fukking clown) and couldn't hide my excitement; cheesed in his face
this will come back to bite me, I'm sure-I'm at a club for my homegirl birthday and I caught this fine dark skin shorty staring darts at me. I said fukk it, let me go for the #, did it and got curved. Wasn't mad till I seen her with her man who looked like Seth Rogen
I was reading a militant thread on TLR before I left too so I felt that L heavy-Told my sister I was tryna move to Atlanta or something to not be around cacs anymore, she said I should move to Africa then in that
tone. L by proxy and shame on our family name 
A friend of mine wanted me to sell some fake yeezy red octobers for him (he bought them from china knowing they were fake for a couple hundred but when he got them he knew he could never pull them off). So I put them up for craigslist (listed them as fake so I wasn't trying to finesse). Surprisingly a couple people were interested in buying them. One dude lived a state away from me and was willing to drive to a mall a couple hours drive from him but only like 40 minutes from me to meet up and buy them for like $300. Like he was blowing up my email everyday before the scheduled day we were to meet up. A couple days before I was to meet him another guy hits me and wants to trade the fake yeezys for some nike air '88 threes (real ones, I did a couple legit checks on facebook groups to verify). The only catch was I had to mail him my shoes first. I'm sure ya'll know how this ends. I mailed him the feezys and sent him the tracking and he kept stalling saying he was on his way to the post office. I tried to intercept them the next day but it was too late. Never heard from the nikka again. 
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Was really feeling this girl, had great chemistry and a bunch of shyt in common
But then it turned out she was friends with one of my exes, and that situation didnt end well (broke up with her in bed and kicked her out my room at like 1 am
)
She name dropped me around her friend, and friend got in her ear and that was wraps.
Small world huh
...cold world too
But then it turned out she was friends with one of my exes, and that situation didnt end well (broke up with her in bed and kicked her out my room at like 1 am
)She name dropped me around her friend, and friend got in her ear and that was wraps.
Small world huh
...cold world too
You need to write a book. Your imagery is amazing. I'm in fukking tears write now and each line kept getting funnier and funnier.My job normally has different food trucks come every other friday for lunch.
I had been noticed this bad ass chick who i think works on the 4th floor.
Well last friday I am in the parking lot trying to decide which truck i want to get grub from. I decide on the one serving chicken n waffles.
Who gets in line behind me? Super 8
She chats me up. Asking what im ordering. We get to chit chatting while waiting for our grub. Super 8 is mad chill and i just so happened to have a fresh taper and line up after 7 weeks of wolfin. Waves are on god mode.
We walk into the building together and she says lets take the stairs. We are going to need to burn some calories before eating all this grub.
We are slow walking up the steps side by side still conversating. We hit the 2nd floor and i am sneaking another peek at Super 8's rump when i misjudged the step...
nikkas i fell going UP the steps... When my foot skipped off the step I went
I had my food in one hand and Im teeter tottering and my equilibrium was off like a mother fukker.. I flung my free hand out to grab something to help me out because all I could see in my mind is those concrete steps rushing up to smack me in the grill.
I grab the closest thing nearest to me to stabilize myself. Super 8
I grasped her sleeve and that shyt tore off like some nba tearaway pants.
Now my whole balance is beyond repair.. I hit the damn steps hard as fukk and slid down them motherfukkers. I watched my chicken n waffles tumble once...twice. then bust open all over the landing
Then i noticed it was raining chicken n waffles...but it was not mine
It was Super 8's. When i tried to grab for her and tore her sleeve she lost balance too but she almost corrected the L... But then lost balance too and her food went up in the air and rained down on me a split second before she busted her ass down the steps too.
It was carnage brehs. Chicken. waffles. syrup.
Might be the first time I ever repped a post before I even finished reading it
Breh that’s exactly where I fukkin died
Bruh knew he was Peter Parker in the lunchroom tryna balance some damn chicken and waffles,
And then the
I’m fukkin done for the night
I've also taken some L's while blacked out drunk texting bytches some dumb shyt and them not wanting to fukk with me anymore after I basically had them in the bag. One chick I met shyt went cool. Then we start texting and she starts sending me all sorts of explicit photos. Even one of her ass spread out (she said she only cums from anal 
). I was supposed to smash the next week. But that weekend I went out and while drunk late at night texted her "when can we fukk". Now you'd think this wouldn't be a big deal with a chick that just sent you nudes and her a$$hole but apparently it was. Shorty never texted me back again smh.
I did the same thing again a few months later with another chick. But this time it was on accident. I was really trying to text an actual fukk buddy I had who wasn't tripping about me texting some shyt like "can we fukk". But I'm drunk and accidentally sent it to this other chick who also sent me some provocative photos but I hadn't gotten a chance to smash yet. And she too blocked my number and stopped fukking with me.
). I was supposed to smash the next week. But that weekend I went out and while drunk late at night texted her "when can we fukk". Now you'd think this wouldn't be a big deal with a chick that just sent you nudes and her a$$hole but apparently it was. Shorty never texted me back again smh.I did the same thing again a few months later with another chick. But this time it was on accident. I was really trying to text an actual fukk buddy I had who wasn't tripping about me texting some shyt like "can we fukk". But I'm drunk and accidentally sent it to this other chick who also sent me some provocative photos but I hadn't gotten a chance to smash yet. And she too blocked my number and stopped fukking with me.
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