Funny High School Stories??

The BasedFather

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1 time i was trying 2 show off 4 a group of gurls in the gym

by dunking a basketballl

im the only person on the court so everybody is watching me

i run towards the rim n go 4 the dunk

n the ball flies out of my hand

i touch rim n my hand gets caught in the net

i fall flat on my back n just lie there with the wind knocked out of me

i get up, laugh it off n everybody is laughing at me

:suckasf::suckasf::suckasf:


-The BasedFather
 

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In my Desktop Publishing class we had some computers that didn't work like they were supposed to,
and they had little post-it notes on there that would say what was wrong with the computer they were
stuck to.

One day, one of my classmates asked me to look at something they were working on, so I just took one
of the random chairs from under a computer station that wasn't being used. A little bit after I got up, my
teacher says "(Taadow)...you got something on your butt, it looks like a post-it note..."

I took it off to see it, and it said "slow load".
When I revealed this, my teacher started crackin' the fucc up. This was something because she was
professional and laconic and never
laughed at anything. Of course, there were a couple of people who
started calling me "Slow Load" for the rest of the semester.


A couple years after I graduated, my teacher was on campus at my college. We were catching up
and all of that; she goes "you 'member when you had that note on your ass?? BWAAAHAHAHHAA..."
 

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Off top, one guy got crazy glued to his chair in history class.

Biology teacher stepped out of class for like ten minutes on the day we dissected frogs, a frog fight ensued. I didn't participate.
 

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In the Silver Lining
I was in 9th grade, but the story started in the 8th grade.

So a new chick comes to middle school and she's real cute. Lucky me I had almost all my classes with her. I'm 13 and zero game. So I tested out the "buy the girl a product" method. So R.L. Stine books were the shiit at time and had seen girls reading them. So before X-mas break, not having actually spit real teenage game to her, I bought her an R.L.Stine book.

She said thanks. I may have got her number later, but nothing came from it. The very next year I'm on a 9th grade sports team, and after a practice a few players are standing in the hallway. One of them was in 10th grade and was dating this same girl I gave the R.L. Stine too. So I was talking to some other 9th grade chick, and the comedian of the 10th graders asked me if I was going to smash the other girl while reading her a book.

I was standing there like :dwillhuh: :dahell:, had no clue what they were talking about, but they were dying :laff:. It took me about 48 hours to process the joke, after putting all the pieces together...:francis:.....

I still like the written word and puussy..........just not simultaneously :mjgrin: So in the end it all worked out :dame:.
 
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:mjlol:Yeah I was fukking with this girl. Her boyfriend was a blood. And my main chick was his neighbor across the street. His cousin liked me too. So he would hear my name but not know who I am

Anyway I was the new nikka to the school in BMORE so all the chicks knew who i was . You know "the cute nikka from PG". I heard this nikka was looking to shoot me, i heard he shot at couple nikkas before to.

Early morning I was texting her, her bf saw my text in her phone and started beatin on her ass in class. Wtf.

He didn't know who I was but dude was searching for me and we finally met.

He was crying alone talking about he's gonna kill dat nikka(me) , I said "yo you good?" He said "I'm looking for this nikka "insert my real name" i said " I think that nikka outside" lol........


I dodged a bullet. All the blood nikkas in school were looking for me. He ended up getting expelled then locked up. I graduated from high school dropped his bih too. God was on my side.

The dudes gf was fukking with me, his cousin liked me too and her bf was blood too.
 

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"How I placed a guy in special ed" (Part 1)
Graphics class was ripe for fukkery, all grades were in there, it was completely packed, our teacher was a semi-senile cac who was a Vietnam vet and tried being cool and I sat next to Darius.

Now up until what happened, Darius was a pretty OK guy, he was what you'd call slightly developmentally disabled but he was alright, plus i'd get extra credit for helping him out once inna while.

It was in the middle of the third semester iirc, a pretty average day - Mr. Cac tried being funny ["I knew 50 Cent's brother, 10 Cent!" was his usual joke], he gave us free time and Darius was telling me about a football game the band was gonna play halftime in.

After a while Darius said he needed some advice -

Darius - @FmrToken?
Me- What up?
Darius - I um, I um need some relationship advice :hamster:
Me - :whoo: Oh yeah? What's her name, breh?
Darius - :hamster: It's actually a guy..
Me - :leon: Well, sorry to say man, I wouldn't know how to get with a guy, sorry breh
Darius - Oh..ok..ok :demonic:

After that happened, he wouldn't talk to me, just give me a death glare and hiss at me, he was harmless but I slowly got more uncomfortable with him as the weeks went by.



Two weeks later though, he was back to normal, relatively speaking and he passed me a note.

"I like you", the note said.

I looked at him surprised and he nodded and said, "I like you"

My face was a pure mixture of :mjlol::sadcam::dwillhuh::dame::skip::why::sadbron:, all I could manage to say was no over and over.


Let me note that this whole time, the teacher stepped out for a while and the rest of the class busy doing their own shyt and being loud.

Darius was livid as fukk, he was like, "You can't say no to me! That's not nice. :ufdup:"

Me - :damn:

Darius - If I can't have you, no one can! :birdman:

He got up and started growling like a dog, I didn't know what to do, so I just stood up and slapped him hard as I could before he could do something.

Darius - :merchant:

He was stunned, or at least that's what I thought :snoop:

Darius - :birdman: Touch me again, bytch

Me - :sadbron:

Darius ripped the keyboard out of the computer and started smashing it over the table, the keyboard, somehow didn't break so he kept bashing it and yelling at the top of his lungs (now the class was watching..)

Mr. Cac finally came back and I sat down pretending to be surprised, "Whoa Darius! Why are you breaking school equipment? :troll:"

He called school security and they escorted him out. Never saw him much after that, but when I did, he was with the SPED kids.
 

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:russ: My boy B*****# got shot over the weekend and we found the esse that did it tryna sell weed at the (then) corner store.

Beat the living shyt outta him and his boys! Dude ran away like ol boy in Friday.


:ohhh: is this funny or :demonic:

I'm not sure, my childhood was fukked up.
 

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I'm walking from 1st period to 2nd period and all of a sudden I see a bunch of these bouncing on the floor down the hall.

Super%20Balls.jpg


I later learned that it was apart of that year's senior prank where the seniors started throwing them at the underclassmen. Apparently they got someone walking down the steps and made him fall, he got hurt :hubie:
 
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