Yard man dem down in my island never get bright with mans.. they depend on the local economy too much. But first time I went to NY and said lemme get some jamaican food so I can feel like home I was..


nikka come out the back with the spliff in he ear and give me the up and down look like if i come to look weed...
Since i know how they live I just drop my raw caribbean (not jamaican) accent in that bytch nikkaz was

... "Waaaa gwan bredrin? neva did know say a yard man dehya enuh"
hit him the "Nah lie Hombre me hungry yuh fuk and look like a in ya so have it enuh.. eeeee" man say how u mean star and took me AROUND the counter to give me my choices.
You just gotta know how to move in that bytch. If you a foreigner and aint got no true caribbean background built a regular rapport with them and you wont get treated like shyt.. But everybody else is just babylon money.