Getting weed out of system for a drug test for new job?

[homiedontplaydat]

I posted this in a similar thread awhile ago

You can beat the test if u have at least 3days advanced warning, I've done it b4.

All u need is a Mega Clean detox drink($18 on Amazon), some fiber(powder or pill), b12 vitamins, and some water.

What u do is stop smoking AT LEAST 3 days before the test and start drinking water, like ten 8oz glasses a day.

Take the fiber everyday up to the test. The fiber moves the thc to your bowels where you'll shyt it out instead peeing it out and the water flushes your system.

The night before the test start taking the b12 vitamins( I usually pop two 500 MG the night before and two more about 5 hours b4 the test). The b12 turns your pee yellow so it won't look diluted.

On the day of About 2 hours before the test drink the Mega Clean drink. Wait 15 mins and then fill the empty bottle of mega clean with water and drink that. Now that drink is gonna clean u out so be near a toilet because your gonna have to shyt.

An hour after drinking the mega clean u will be in a clear window for 5 hours where u will test clean. I've passed 3 tests like this when I was on probation and I stopped smoking 3 days b4 each test.

If u got at least 3 days u can beat a standard 5 panel test

 

[homiedontplaydat]

People I know swear by this method:

Sure Jell aka Certo Drug Test Detox – Does It Really Work?

There is some validity to this method, I have passed home tests with Certo and Gatorade but not 100% of the time. It's the fruit pectin in the Certo that supposedly moves the thc to ur bowels instead of your urine.....at least temporarily so u can pass a drug test.

 

[DA_LURKA]

Go to Wal-Mart get certo jel take an hour before the test, lasts 3 hours

 

[Another Man]

Lot of people saying just get someoone else’s pee and use a heating pad. What can you put the pee in that you can hide under your nuts

Do that for real since its close. I get a travel sized listerine bottle and hothands from walmart. Empty the bottle and get some piss from someone, then stick the hothands(i use two pads to wrap, non stick i tape em) around the bottle, wait 5-10 mins depending on how far the test location is, if you dont have compression shorts, get those too cuz those are best for holding the bottle under your nuts By the time you take your test the piss temp should be good.

 

[KBtheKey]

so more than likely its not gonna be like an interview in person and then I go into the bathroom and piss? they would probably send me somewhere?

Late reply but I'm pretty sure it dependa on the company and their resources. Most will send you to their designated or closest clinic with some paperwork that the folks send back to them after analyzing your sample

 

[Smokin Rider]

Don’t assume that you’re gonna get a piss test. Some places are using the hair follicle test from what I’ve been told.

The last times I was tested it was a cotton swab, they only test for like 24 hours

Even if I failed I was told by the front desk lady, if it was just weed they typically throw out the test anyway. Nobody cares anymore

But if you an in shape breh, drink lots of water and go to the sauna everyday for like 20 minutes. Worked for me

 

[RadaMillz]

Try the methods mentioned above but honestly, there comes a point where you have to kick ur bad habits and that includes weed.

 

[Super Ramon]

Have someone piss in a condoms and strap it to your nuts using a rubberband...

Not only is this the dumbest way ever its also the gayest.

U risking homie to self castrate himself and also I'm pretty sure that condom will pop and he would have someone else piss on his balls

 

[Max.]

Take a dump in the cup instead of piss n had it to the lady

She might grab a butter knife n slice ya turd open n check for corn

 

[fkthisgaysite]

All these elaborate schemes because you can't just not smoke weed

Damn right.

The high horses most of yall are riding on are HILARIOUS to say tha least. Its weed, foh.

 

[Noriega]

Don’t smoke if you trying to get a decent Job

 

[fkthisgaysite]

The last times I was tested it was a cotton swab, they only test for like 24 hours

Even if I failed I was told by the front desk lady, if it was just weed they typically throw out the test anyway. Nobody cares anymore

But if you an in shape breh, drink lots of water and go to the sauna everyday for like 20 minutes. Worked for me

Bro I been sitting here cracking tha fukk up at tha "there comes a time" clowns. I literally tell my employers I smoke. Some care, some dont. I know not no fukkin job is goin to dictate whats being done to my body while not at work.

This aint a problem for me nor has it ever really been one. No one gives a real fakkit fukk about WEED. You ppl sayin that shyt would be surprised to find out how many and WHO smokes...very surprised.

 

[Xerces]

I love how people are judgemental and talk shyt without all the facts. I guess it's easy to be an a$$hole on the Internet. I just started looking for jobs this week and a recruiter already called me for a big job that drug test. most of the companies in my field don't test. I wasn't even looking for this job they hit me up.

Ok were you actively looking for a job period??

 

[sanityovar8ted]

Y u won't use sumbody else pee that might be ur only option

 

[Abraxus]

It’s too late. It’s in your system for the next three months and the testing has gotten better. You’re fukked. Stop smoking bro