Girlfriend just came from my car with a tape recorder.

[J.E.T.S]

Nah. I'm ugly, but a handsome ugly... so, I don't have to drug em.

 

[...and some waffle fries]

I hold entire conversations with myself while driving, and I like making noises.


First L was after she discovered this..

That bolded part got me dying





Nikka you clubbing bytches over the head for the p*ssy.

 

[DatNkkaCutty]

Time to go look for a hotel. Talk to y'all later.

 

[Mac Brown]

Some hoe that thought she could out drink me.

.... at my crib.

I'll get the police to escort me back home later or something. Just to cover my ass. We'll see what happens.

Did you eat her booty?

 

[J.E.T.S]

Did you eat her booty?

Oh boy. Did I ever.

 

[Larry Lobster]

Small one from what I could see.

She just called. I fukked up something terrible. It was concealed somewhere under my seat.

What was heard:

2 conversations with some other chicks.

Me talking to myself, rapping, and singing. I think this is the more embarrassing part of it. At one point in the audio she made out me saying "I'd fukk the shyt outta that hoe".

Mind you that I'm no stranger to verbally evaluating bytches I see out before determining whether to pursue. I often will be like, "shyt! Her little ass fine " etc... then hop out, if at a gas station or Wal-Mart, to shoot my shot.

I have a real bad habit of saying crazy shyt and talking to myself in the car. I might even just yell for no apparent reason if I think of some fukk shyt that's going on in my life.

Be retarded brehs.

In a nutshell: She know I have side bytches, I'm actively engaging in creep life, I'd be terrible at karaoke, I hold entire conversations with myself while driving, and I like making noises.

Thank God, to my knowledge, she doesn't have a hidden camera at the house. I be dancing and fapping up a storm during my private time. If I'm not working on something of course.

She's probably going to pack up and leave. Maybe break some shyt. That'll be two good chicks I lost within a year. lol

First L was after she discovered this..

Some hoe that thought she could out drink me.

.... at my crib.

I'll get the police to escort me back home later or something. Just to cover my ass. We'll see what happens.

Did you eat that ass?

 

[Mac Brown]

Oh boy. Did I ever.

well done good sir!


Well done!

 

[Draje]

So you a scumbag nikka that cheats and ruins good girls

 

[J.E.T.S]

So you a scumbag nikka that cheats and ruins good girls

Yes. That is I. What's up?

 

[O.T.I.S.]

She probably heard you bussing ass while sitting in traffic for hours a day

 

[Keep_It_Hip_Hop_Fam]

Break up with her before she breaks up with you.

She broke your trust didn't she?

 

[An ashy lil fap hand]

Man, She'll get over it. Any chick that is gonna record you on some Donald sterling shyt ain't leaving you.

 

[BushidoBrown]

Be a Jets fan brehs

 

[Slystallion]

it seems like you did this to yourself...

anyone who engages in creep life is liable to take an L

you know the consequences of your actions...deal with them

 

[Dominic Decoco]

Be a Jets fan brehs

Just Enjoying This shyt.....