Has anybody ever lied on they resume?

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Go buy a business license and say you left your previous job to pursue a dream you had but unfortunately it didnt work out.



Or you could actually try to sell something from home :yeshrug:
 

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You can lie but do it wisely. List companies you worked for but put fake positions that are related to the position u are applying for. When I was applying for IT positions all my data entry and customer service jobs magically turned to IT Customer service and data analysis positions.

All they can do is verify that you were employed by the company based on the dates it says on ur resume. I think its illegal to disclose details of ur previous employment such as salary, position etc.
Exactly. That's what I do. I will always bump up my positions and responsibilities a bit. Just don't go too far and say you were the CEO or some shyt:russ:
 

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I don't think universities check backgrounds like that. This employee at a CUNY campus was busted for stealing a student's $ out their wallet and they later found out she had felonies for theft and other stuff. She worked at the bursar's office :beli:
 

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My job asks for an official college transcript so you can lie and work for up to a month until that transcript is due. I've seen people do that.
 

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OK, @AITheAnswerAI , what I said was not neg-worthy at all. I was just telling OP to tell the truth if he can. And, depending on what kind of job he's seeking, employers can check to see if he's lying.

Why I get negged for this when much worse has been said in this thread is ridiculous.

What I said wasn't neg worthy in the least and OP didn't even have a problem with my post.
 

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For entry level jobs like that, they just check your record and obviously your drug test results.

The game is rigged, so you need to lie(like everybody does) to tilt the game in your favor a little bit more. Don't let these scary ass nikkas freeze you up and turn you into a p*ssy, people lie their asses off on their resume all the time.
 

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I haven't work since Aug & won't be able to work until Aug 2015. I know that if I find a job (inshallah) & they ask me about the year long break in work history Im fukked. I wanted to know if I should put down I went to college for a couple semesters & do they check that shyt :lupe:?


Just be honest about your situation. You can call your time off anything you want as long as it doesn't sound bummy. Ultimately, no one will care if you come across like the best fit for the job.
 

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For entry level jobs like that, they just check your record and obviously your drug test results.

The game is rigged, so you need to lie(like everybody does) to tilt the game in your favor a little bit more. Don't let these scary ass nikkas freeze you up and turn you into a p*ssy, people lie their asses off on their resume all the time.

OK, but what if he encounters an employer who checks him on his shyt? I'm not saying he can't embellish or stretch the truth but I advised him to to flat-out lie, if he can avoid it. Yet you negged me. :snoop:

And your puss for not answering my PM.
 

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OK, but what if he encounters an employer who checks him on his shyt? I'm not saying he can't embellish or stretch the truth but I advised him to to flat-out lie, if he can avoid it. Yet you negged me. :snoop:

And your puss for not answering my PM.

Get off my dikk nikka:what:

You made a shytty post, and your rep is reflective of it.:ufdup:
 
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