Have You Ever Been Caught Shoplifting/Stealing?

[SirReginald]

Damn, these are some good stories

 

[damn_ese]

when i was 15, i couldnt get a job anywhere, so one day im walking thru the neighborhood late night, and i notice the corner store was taking out the trash, which also included porn magazines in a box that had not sold.

the worker would slash the top magazine on the pile while the others underneath were in perfect condition.

my brain started calculating on some A beautiful mind type shyt

soon i was the porno mag kingpin in my school
(this was back in 2001, before everyone had access to reliable internet)

i would sell mags anywhere from $5 to $10

i was caking a couple hundred dollars a week, which was enough for me at the time

then the product started drying up, i guess the owner suspected someone was taking off with the mags before the trash picked it up

i got desperate brehs

the fame

the easy money

providing a hard to get product to these young perverts in training

i couldnt let it go

i started going into the store to steal porn magazines, 2 or 3 at a time

till one fateful day that i was caught

the owner knew my pops and told on me, pops thought i was just a pervert, he didnt know it was a business. it was the most awkward day of my life

 

[Solomon Caine]

I’m highly against the idea of being a theivieng c*nt, but I really don’t consider stealing from huge companies with shyt loads of money who don’t give a damn about the common man, as ‘stealing’. It’s all insured anyway. I used to work in Security, I wouldn’t let you come in and steal on my watch, tho if u stole food and look hungry and shyt, I would let ppl get away with it. Fukk these crackas, they couldn’t pay me enough to arrest or call cops on a hungry person. They lucky I’m not robbing the joint myself. As a kid we used to spend what little $$ we had on weed and had to steal food, never been busted, you wouldn’t even suspect me.

 

[Mr_X]

I'm in no position to reveal such sensitive information, feds are watching

But let's just say i've beengood in the past few months and the best part is nobody got a clue

Surveillance is pretty tight too but i move like Shinobi

 

[SirReginald]

I'm in no position to reveal such sensitive information, feds are watching

But let's just say i've beengood in the past few months and the best part is nobody got a clue

Surveillance is pretty tight too but i move like Shinobi

You anonymous so..........

 

[Blankthawtz]

nope....

 

[ComorianKid]

Look out for blind spots brehs and you'll eat.

 

[nahnah]

2 different questions there breh

 

[SirReginald]

2 different questions there breh

True

 

[Rusty$hackleford]

We used to have a scam as young brehs where we would get the slurpee cups at 7-11 and fill them with candy and then go to the slurpee machine and top it off () with slurpee and then pay for it but really have a ton of candy


The only time I got "caught" was I went to the 7-11 to get "nachos" and I opened a pack of nacho cheese duritos and replaced the nacho chips with those. I poured the cheese and chili on them and went to check out like and the clerk hit me with and rang up the doritos and the nachos. I didn't notice until he handed me one less dollar with my change and I looked at the receipt

Hell yeah, can't believe I never thought up that cup scam Used to open them Fritos to add that nacho cheese and chile tho, or dress that hotdog up so cashier can't see the other frank underneath. Them broke cornerstone hustles, those were the days

Oh shyt, just thought of the days of the Discman, batteries were no joke. I stayed with the razor in the 5th pocket for them got damn batteries, see the best ones was wrapped up tight, you couldn't just pull the front of

A couple times I brought in grocery bags to the store, old receipt in hand on the way out Always thought of the ol trojan horse strategy, buying a large cheap item like a bag of dog food or something if I was really hurting but never actually attempted it. I'm sure it's been done before..

 

[Trajan]

Never been that sloppy playboy

I was a damn magician with the sleigh of hand

 

[Fukwatutalkinwatisaylaw]

Bestbuy back in tha day.. Use to take a razor and steal controllers hard drives and shyt for my Xbox 360 (06)

Target.. Early release went to target to steal DVDs so me and my girl could smoke weed all day and watch movies.. We got caught but they only wanted her.. I didn't leave but they couldn't charge me so she only got arrested (06)

Burlingtons.. Got tired of going to school busted used to go every weekend to different ones and steal at least st $500 worth of clothes.. I'm still amazed I neva got caught in that store(06)

I use to lie to ma dukes about the clothes but once she found tha truth smh.. She gave all my shyt away to homeless people $300 Ed Hardy jackets and all on fukkin Christmas day.. If I owned a bus she woulda been road kill that day but we good now.. I use to get a rush of taking shyt never from people only corporations

 

[Fukwatutalkinwatisaylaw]

I forgot about all tha steaks and chicken we use to steal.. Wayfield food on Bouldercrest kept a nikka eating..

 

[Green N' White]

Showed up early to class saw someone's semester buss pass on the ground I picked it up with the intention of telling the professor about it but then I realized if the person who dropped it comes back looking for it before the professor shows up and I gotta reach in my wallet for it then the 89 people in the class would all assume I was gonna steal it or something similar so I just left it on the table in front of class. What a stressful situation. I try to avoid conundrums like this.

 

[flea]

I got caught stealing a pack of markers at Winn Dixie of all places. I was boosting fitted caps at footlocker and never got caught but of course a fukking super market I get caught. shyt was embarrassing. I had to take a poloroid holding up the pack of markers and my mom had to come pick me up . I couldn't go back for an entire year. I went a couple months later and they didn't recognize me or anything so it was whatever