Have You Ever Been Caught Shoplifting/Stealing?

[Self_Born7]

back in the day, when the WWF had the action figures,,, i used to poke holes in the boxes, and steal the championship belts

got accused to shoplifting in walmart in Florence, SC... i didnt have anything, so of course, I told him you can search my bag, b.u.t. i wanted him to get the manager b/c If they didnt find anything, I was going to sue, i made a big scene in front of them cacs, and you can see the sweat pouring from their fat mayo greasy faces... manager finally came, and just told me to have a nice day.

 

[CreepyMcCreeperson]

Once, a man sitting next to me dropped a one dollar bill. When he got up, I grabbed the dollar. I felt really guilty. It was also really crumbled, and I didn't want to put it in my wallet with my nice smooth bills. I ended up using it as a tip at Starbucks, so I felt like I gave it back.

 

[HE_Pennypacker]

Nah, I rate thieves as one of lowest people so nah

 

[Maddmike]

My and my partna used to steal from blockbuster like crazy!!! Aluminum foil in the pockets and we would go in there and just rape they ass everyweek... We did it so much that the store literaly changed the floor plan just because of us....and we still went in there and proceeded to get video games.

 

[FSP]

I have mastered the art of petty shoplifting but I did get caught once at a wal mart. I’ve probably done this around 1-2000 times in my life. There were entire months where I would lift at least one thing everyday

 

[EndDomination]

Accidentally stole a pack of Yu-Gi-Oh card from Wal-Mart when I was 8 or 9.
Thought that next time I went into Wal-Mart that there would be security guards waiting at the door to arrest me

 

[Dorian Breh]

Shoplifting the only thing I miss about bein broke

The rush

And if you took clothes or whatever that clothing became instantly more valuable im your mind because theres a story behind it

 

[The Gimp]

I learned from the gawd Jim jones

 

[L&HH]

Some Yu-Gi-Oh cards back in 02 at Walmart.

Dude gave us five minutes to leave the store. I hauled ass

Lmao did every cuff Yugioh cards from walmart? I did that shyt too. Didn't get caught though

Did get caught stealing candy from sams club. The worst part is I was buying a bunch anyways to sell.

 

[frush11]

Tower records when I was 17.

They never had tags on the cd's. Did bout 4 times, before I got caught.

Last time I ever took something

 

[big bun]

No, Officer .

 

[SirReginald]

I got caught stealing a pack of markers at Winn Dixie of all places. I was boosting fitted caps at footlocker and never got caught but of course a fukking super market I get caught. shyt was embarrassing. I had to take a poloroid holding up the pack of markers and my mom had to come pick me up . I couldn't go back for an entire year. I went a couple months later and they didn't recognize me or anything so it was whatever

 

[Vandelay]

Yeah twice...I am clearly not a thief.

 

[SirReginald]

Yeah twice...I am clearly not a thief.

Good

 

[Heafcliffe]

We used to have a scam as young brehs where we would get the slurpee cups at 7-11 and fill them with candy and then go to the slurpee machine and top it off () with slurpee and then pay for it but really have a ton of candy


The only time I got "caught" was I went to the 7-11 to get "nachos" and I opened a pack of nacho cheese duritos and replaced the nacho chips with those. I poured the cheese and chili on them and went to check out like and the clerk hit me with and rang up the doritos and the nachos. I didn't notice until he handed me one less dollar with my change and I looked at the receipt

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when i was 15, i couldnt get a job anywhere, so one day im walking thru the neighborhood late night, and i notice the corner store was taking out the trash, which also included porn magazines in a box that had not sold.

the worker would slash the top magazine on the pile while the others underneath were in perfect condition.

my brain started calculating on some A beautiful mind type shyt

soon i was the porno mag kingpin in my school
(this was back in 2001, before everyone had access to reliable internet)

i would sell mags anywhere from $5 to $10

i was caking a couple hundred dollars a week, which was enough for me at the time

then the product started drying up, i guess the owner suspected someone was taking off with the mags before the trash picked it up

i got desperate brehs

the fame

the easy money

providing a hard to get product to these young perverts in training

i couldnt let it go

i started going into the store to steal porn magazines, 2 or 3 at a time

till one fateful day that i was caught

the owner knew my pops and told on me, pops thought i was just a pervert, he didnt know it was a business. it was the most awkward day of my life

I see what you did there