HEY...lets ruin our favorite tv show/movie with common logic *THE SEQUEL*

[Mr. Manhattan]

I love TDK but...

So let me get this straight...you have a murderous psychopath who nearly killed the mayor, is out there kidnapping and killing COPS, and is causing mayhem in the streets...you somehow catch him but then at some point have him locked up with NO handcuffs and have only ONE person guarding him...no FBI, no hannibal lecter treatment, just ONE emotional guard and NO cuffs.

bruh he kidnapped harvey dent they needed info fast
im sure "storyline" wise he's at Arkham Asylum with straight jackets on now

 

[Blankthawtz]

All those machine guns & Batman's never been shot in the chin?

I'm sayin...batman's chin was the one body part that should have been gettin raped in different ways (no homo)....from bullets to concrete to knives etc. ..

 

[Phlipside]

A low down dirty shame,

Shame jumps out of a glass window
falls through a limousine window and all
he gets is a band aid on his head

 

[Darts]

If superman has super advanced intelligence...why doesn't he build anti-kryptonite devices like a kryptonite shield or a kryptonite locator or something.

 

[Pool_Shark]

How the fukk does the monster from Jeepers Creepers have radio stations playing his theme song at certain times. Payola, or is this dude calling radio stations and requesting they play his favorite song. On some 53rd caller shyt.

Alright this one is real obscure but fukk it.

In Jeepers Creepers 2 when the tire goes flat on the bus, the coach and bus driver go out to the tire to see what popped it. They see it's some ninja star like thing and the bus driver goes to remove it from the tire. "Aww shyt that things sharp" she cuts her finger as soon as her skin comes into contact with it. Then the coach just pulls it like it's nothing. Afterwards they just pass it around and handle the ninja star like it's butter knife sharp.

 

[Ninjaz In Paris]

I'm sayin...batman's chin was the one body part that should have been gettin raped in different ways (no homo)....from bullets to concrete to knives etc. ..

Especially the cartoon...

Not one bullet... seriously?

 

[Darts]

bruh he kidnapped harvey dent they needed info fast
im sure "storyline" wise he's at Arkham Asylum with straight jackets on now

 

[Roberto Dinero]

In The Sopranos, why would Dr Melfi keep treating Tony for so long?

She eventually stopped seeing him in the last season but shouldn't have she done it a lot sooner?

After all the outbursts and threats and sh!t, u would think she woulda stopped seeing him for as long as she did.

 

[Avion]

another batman complaint

In every movie, show, or video game where bane uses venom, he always gets beat by someone pulling his tubes out. If he was really a genius (or even a nikka with common fukking sense) wouldn't he have the tubes protected/hidden/covered up instead of hanging out in the open like that?

 

[Canada Goose]

The movie daylight....

In IRL that would never happen because they wouldn't let a Truck with dangerous explosive materials run though a tunnel, they would have ran on the Upper level of the GWB in real life.

Also, Stallone wouldn't have been allowed to try and rescue them they way he did. They would have just tried to dig open the tunnel from either the Manhattan or Jersey Side and whoever survived that was trapped in the tunnel would have been assed out.

 

[MBwithadream]

nikkas don't respect educated brothers that can read. They also didn't respect that Clarence's parents have a real good marriage

 

[MBwithadream]

In Monk, he never realized his wife fukked the professor and got pregnant...yet he can notice when you drop a piece of fukking lint on the floor.

 

[DaylitoJames]

In The Sopranos, why would Dr Melfi keep treating Tony for so long?

She eventually stopped seeing him in the last season but shouldn't have she done it a lot sooner?

After all the outbursts and threats and sh!t, u would think she woulda stopped seeing him for as long as she did.

It was probably because Melfi was secretely aroused by Tony's presence, in a sense she was just like Tony's mistresses that love Tony because of his power and dangerous side of him but feared him cause they knew he could kill them.

 

[DaylitoJames]

If superman has super advanced intelligence...why doesn't he build anti-kryptonite devices like a kryptonite shield or a kryptonite locator or something.

If the writers did that than villains like Lex Luthor would had nothing to fight Superman with and Superman would truly be an immortal god. Kryptonite kept Superman level headed especially knowing that a nikka like Batman would use it against him if need-be.

 

[Roberto Dinero]

It was probably because Melfi was secretely aroused by Tony's presence, in a sense she was just like Tony's mistresses that love Tony because of his power and dangerous side of him but feared him cause they knew he could kill them.

Yeah, could be. Seems like she got kicks from having him as a patient.

She shoulda told him about the f*ck that raped her too. She never did. That was a shame. Dude woulda been f*cked.