How many fathers we got on thecoli.com?

[MidniteDejavu]

Daughter 18 years old.
Her mother and I are not together but I have full custody

Been with me since she was 12.

Just graduated high school. Has a job at target. She wants to work a full year before going to college.

 

[Tommy Fits]

My son will be 3 in 2 weeks. Best mistake I ever made, I've never loved anything as much as I love that Lil guy

 

[DreadBrown]

I hate when people ask this question.

It should be common sense that anytime you have sex the possibility of pregnacy exists unless the female has no uterus (hysterectomy) or the man is legitimately sterile.

Any person having sex should have in the back of their mind the understanding that any splack session can be an 18 year secured bag for a female.

Yeah but theres a difference between actively trying for a baby and getting caught up in the heat of the moment.

I admit though one time the condoms ran out and I said fukk it let’s make a baby

 

[Lamar Givens]

Yeah but theres a difference between actively trying for a baby and getting caught up in the heat of the moment.

I admit though one time the condoms ran out and I said fukk it let’s make a baby

Even with contraception a woman can still get pregnant.

My parents were using birth control when they had me.

 

[DonDiego]

My son shytted the other day
Was like the hell u eat. He look at me I go grab pamper he hit the.

 

[DreadBrown]

Daughter 18 years old.
Her mother and I are not together but I have full custody

Been with me since she was 12.

Just graduated high school. Has a job at target. She wants to work a full year before going to college.

Damn, my g

Sound like it was a tough situation I can’t imagine having to fight for custody.

 

[The Tanzanian Prince]

2 boys - 3 and a half, the other is 10 months old

It can be stressful if you make selfish decisions but to each his/her own.

In my experience its been life changing really to start a family because of the decisions you have to make.

I've literally had to think twice about the choices I make on a day to day basis - cutting out most of the dumb shyt and staying closer to my boys.

 

[Super Future Luther King Jr.]

What a thread OP



Dap, Rep and 5*****

I have a 4 year old daughter. Being a father is literally the greatest thing on Earth, fucc the naysayers

Brehs, this process has taught me so much in such little time it's mind blowing for real fr, no Jackie Chan

She's saved me from myself

She's taught me to be selfless instead of selfish

She's taught me what unconditional love truly is

She makes me smile on my absolute worst days

I will never take my pain from this world and put that stress on her

A lot of parents do this sadly

Each day I'm blessed to spend around her I will teach her and love her and support her

Ima go cry now brehs

She's fuccin beautiful

Serious question

I wanted to make this thread to see who here has kids cuz we dont get too many threads on fatherhood. With all the dumb shyt we talk about on here I know we can make time for some meaningful convo.
This is a positive thread so if you don’t have a progressive contribution please see your way out.



I got two sons, 3 years old and 2 next week. They are the reasons I get up in the morning.

My older son is a class clown/delinquent who gets away with murder because he’s good looking. He called me daddy poo poo yesterday and we had to have words .

My younger son is a violent mama’s boy bully who thinks he’s a grown ass man. His mother sent me a video today with him getting ready to eat a full plate of pork sausage and bacon . We had to have words.

My girl was pregnant with my first daughter but she miscarried recently we still getting over that.


Come in here and share your stories, shyt you’ve learned along the way, vent, air your concerns or just big them up for the things that make you proud.

Beautiful post OP. Sounds like you're a great father! Salute



Condolences on your miscarriage too smh that's always the worst fam

Two girls 26 and 18. One boy 3 weeks old.
Granddaughter 4 yrs old.

I love em to death

Dammmmmmmmmmn breh you bout 42 then? That's wassup tho fr

What they look like? They thick? They got a coli account?

Let me know pops.

Awwww you muthafucca

U wild. Honestly they wonder where I get all these smilies but no way in theee fuk I hip them to this place.

You handled that WELL lmao



I need that type of patience with nuccas

We’re y’all kids planned or unplanned?

100% planned

My wife and I have 1 daughter who is 2 but is taller than a lot of 3 and 4 year olds

My wife is 5’9”

Everywhere we go she gets complimented on how cute she is and that she looks just like me

People hardly say she resembles my wife. Wifey be lowkey

Same shyt here

Everywhere we go people be like she's so adorable etc

Except she looks like a solid split of us two

 

[DreadBrown]

2 boys - 3 and a half, the other is 10 months old

It can be stressful if you make selfish decisions but to each his/her own.

In my experience its been life changing really to start a family because of the decisions you have to make.

I've literally had to think twice about the choices I make on a day to day basis - cutting out most of the dumb shyt and staying closer to my boys.

Im trying to do this

 

[Cel 510 kid ados forever]

Nah I won't have kids more than likely.

I don't think kids are as special as people make them.

There alot of people who are deadbeat parents.

So it depends on the person I suppose

 

[KENNY DA COOKER]

Daughter 18 years old.
Her mother and I are not together but I have full custody

Been with me since she was 12.

Just graduated high school. Has a job at target. She wants to work a full year before going to college.

God bless I am one too

It ain't easy

But u winning cause she is with u

 

[MidniteDejavu]

Damn, my g

Sound like it was a tough situation I can’t imagine having to fight for custody.

The fukkery during that time.
My life was like a 90 minute Jerry Springer episode.

 

[The Tanzanian Prince]

Im trying to do this

It's tough at first but it only makes it easier if you have an understanding partner, a partner who is willing to get the best out of you

 

[Kaypain]

Son broke our 4K TV while we was on vacation and was bad as hell all week

It breaks my heart but we gotta ruin his Christmas

We at the early gift exchange with the family and my wife aint letting him open shyt while all the kids are. Its tough but you reap what you sow son you made the naughty list now you must pay the repercussions

Better luck next year
























We'll let him open his gifts on the 1st

 

[Elle Driver]

Two girls. Enjoy being a dad I wouldn't trade this for anything.

Kids can test you but the shyt is rewarding.

How is it disciplining your girls?

My husband is such a push over with our daughter. He let her do anything she just bat her eyelashes.