I don't know how to cook rice..

[Non Sequitur]

Pasta, follow instructions = easy
Potatoes, follow instruction = easy
Rice, follow instruction = fail

shyt is always soggy in the middle of the pot or undercooked.

Breh, put two cups of water in a saucepan (Google it), bring it to a boil, add a tablespoon or two of butter and a pinch of salt, add one cup of rice, stir it til the water gets cloudy, put a lid on it, turn the heat down to medium low...


THEN LEAVE IT ALONE!!!!!! DO NOT TAKE THE LID OFF!!!! DO NOT STIR IT!!!! WALK AWAY!!!!

*ahem*


Come back in 15-20 minutes and wala, dere go dem bricks

 

[ORDER_66]

that is a goddamn shame....

 

[Busted_Toes]

Fukk Rice.

 

[Boogie]

The OP is trollin the shyt out of @yo moms today

 

[ORDER_66]

Fukk Rice.

 

[CinnaSlim]

Here's how to never burn rice again.
Once the rice is boiling, turn heat down to simmer.
Once rice and water are level, and you see craters in the rice. Turn off the stove and leave for about 20 mins. DO NOT take off the lid. The hot pot will steam the rice until its finished.

 

[Busted_Toes]

Here's how to never burn rice again.
Once the rice is boiling, turn heat down to simmer.
Once rice and water are level, and you see craters in the rice. Turn off the stove and leave for about 20 mins. DO NOT take off the lid. The hot pot will steam the rice until its finished.

I'm lost, first time i've heard of craters?

 

[Mr. Negative]

jesus. add twice as much water as rice to a boiler, throw some salt in it, bring it to a boil, turn it down as low as you can, put a lid on it and let it cook for like 15 minutes.

 

[Mr. Negative]

Here's how to never burn rice again.
Once the rice is boiling, turn heat down to simmer.
Once rice and water are level, and you see craters in the rice. Turn off the stove and leave for about 20 mins. DO NOT take off the lid. The hot pot will steam the rice until its finished.

just like that.

 

[HookersandIceCream]

Then how do you fix your electronics

 

[Busted_Toes]

Then how do you fix your electronics

What the fukk electronics got to do with rice? I can break open my laptop or desktop PC and fix it easily but this rice on a stove thing is ridiculously difficult., don't even get me started on gravy

 

[swimmingpools]

I'm lost, first time i've heard of craters?

You've never have seen the little holes in the rice when its done cooking?

 

[Busted_Toes]

Once again, fukk rice. Some people have talent, mine is obviously not in cooking rice.

 

[Heretic]

You gotta put the pot in rice immediately

 

[Camammal]

i bought a rice cooker for $12 at walmart...cooks it perfectly every single time. It even cuts off when the rice is done