Knuckles Red
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I've never taken a shyt out in public either. My parents wouldn't let me, when I was a child, and so I just learned that taking a shyt is something you only do in the privacy of your own home. I like to take my time whenever I deliver. I take my phone with me. I put on some comfortable bed slippers, I get naked, and I prepare for what will be an almost hour long journey. I don't think I'd be able to recreate that type of atmosphere in a public bathroom. I'd feel too vulnerable, and exposed. Also, public restrooms have the worst toilet paper. No way people are cleaning themselves properly with that flimsy paper. I also can't get over the idea of sitting where thousands of others have with my naked bottom. No thanks.


Troll or not, your ass stays on script. I'll give you that.