I Have A Public Restroom Question

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I've never taken a shyt out in public either. My parents wouldn't let me, when I was a child, and so I just learned that taking a shyt is something you only do in the privacy of your own home. I like to take my time whenever I deliver. I take my phone with me. I put on some comfortable bed slippers, I get naked, and I prepare for what will be an almost hour long journey. I don't think I'd be able to recreate that type of atmosphere in a public bathroom. I'd feel too vulnerable, and exposed. Also, public restrooms have the worst toilet paper. No way people are cleaning themselves properly with that flimsy paper. I also can't get over the idea of sitting where thousands of others have with my naked bottom. No thanks.
 

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Not sure this qualifies as irrational LOL. I'd assume most people prefer not to.
That's why I said possibly and I also could've worded it differently now that I'm reading it again.

I know some people would consider it a fear of public restrooms. I don't fear it. I just think it's gross and don't trust it. On the other hand, I do have a fear of shytting with another man in the room
 

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You hoomons and yall public restroom etiquette:mjlol:

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I've never taken a shyt out in public either. My parents wouldn't let me, when I was a child, and so I just learned that taking a shyt is something you only do in the privacy of your own home. I like to take my time whenever I deliver. I take my phone with me. I put on some comfortable bed slippers, I get naked, and I prepare for what will be an almost hour long journey. I don't think I'd be able to recreate that type of atmosphere in a public bathroom. I'd feel too vulnerable, and exposed. Also, public restrooms have the worst toilet paper. No way people are cleaning themselves properly with that flimsy paper. I also can't get over the idea of sitting where thousands of others have with my naked bottom. No thanks.
:russ:Troll or not, your ass stays on script. I'll give you that.
 

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I'm kinda like op,,,. but I try to keep my shyts under a 1 minutes,,,, just in case someone else comes in the next shytter
 

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Coworkers from Europe asked me, “Why can you see in the bathroom stalls in this country?”

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