I just got pulled up on by a Queen Roach, brehs:mjcry:

[Jean Jacket]

run outta Raid brehs...

 

[NoMoreWhiteWoman2020]

On some Alabama shyt...

Them roaches aint going nowhere. You gonna have to start making peace offerings to them, or sabotage your neighbors and get them to nesting over there. I don't know how much land you got, but if you were able to put some straw like 30-40 yards from your house, and let it sit and get wet and nasty for like a month, they would start congregating out there. Then you torch it, building a fire around it, followed by lighting the straw itself on fire. They won't have nowhere to go.

Other than that, you need to move to Mountain Brook. Everywhere else is a wrap.

 

[Critical Distance]

Why the fukk is "bbw" a tag in this thread?

He did mention his mama.

 

[O.T.I.S.]

The big bytch just came out of nowhere

I was whipping up a PB&J and she hopped out on some "what's good nikka?"

I dropped the Peanut Butter and spoon and ran out the kitchen screaming like the white lady from The Color Purple when Ceely's kin hopped in her car.

Moms came in and saved a nikka soul. Now I'm eating a sandwich and that mufukka in the trash can

Young nikkas....

 

[JamilALAmin]

I have an irrational fear of large roaches. Nothing I could do about it. It's like people who are afraid of clowns and shyt like that. I don't have a problem with small NYC-type roaches though.

Them down south tree roaches (palmetto bugs) that be flying and shyt. The queen Palmettos so big you can see the whites of they eyes.

 

[NoMoreWhiteWoman2020]

Them down south tree roaches (palmetto bugs) that be flying and shyt. The queen Palmettos so big you can see the whites of they eyes.

Pregnant with the white abdomens

fukk ISIS. These muhfukkers are Public Enemy No. 1

I remember one time as a youngin I woke up to one in my face. Top 5 scariest moments ever. Its probably part of the reason I got insomnia now, that shyt turned me into a neat freak instantly.

We call them palmetto bugs water bugs in Bama. I would rather fight a snake them a bunch of them shyts

 

[JamilALAmin]

Pregnant with the white abdomens

fukk ISIS. These muhfukkers are Public Enemy No. 1

I remember one time as a youngin I woke up to one in my face. Top 5 scariest moments ever. Its probably part of the reason I got insomnia now, that shyt turned me into a neat freak instantly.

We call them palmetto bugs water bugs in Bama. I would rather fight a snake them a bunch of them shyts

If you grew up in the Deep South you got at least one crazy ass Palmetto Bug/Water Bug story. I remember my pops moved to a new spot and it had wood floors. I knew about them but I lived in a building up a few floors and they not that prevelant higher than 1-2 stories up so I hadn't really had experiences with them. First night I stayed in pops new house I heard some shyt that sounded like the faucet dripping, go in the hallway and it's a fukking HUGE Palmetto walking on the floor. It was so big I could hear it walking in the next room. I can't stand them bytches. How them fools be all in trees and in the grass late summer early fall is the fukking WORST

 

[Black Steph Curry]

Pregnant with the white abdomens

fukk ISIS. These muhfukkers are Public Enemy No. 1

I remember one time as a youngin I woke up to one in my face. Top 5 scariest moments ever. Its probably part of the reason I got insomnia now, that shyt turned me into a neat freak instantly.

We call them palmetto bugs water bugs in Bama. I would rather fight a snake them a bunch of them shyts

Hy. Was it u who dapped my post about alabama roaches in tha last roach thread. If it was, u know tht i have extensive experience wit them shyts. i tell u in tha house i used 2 live in, it got to tha point where there were roach stains on tha walls from when i kilt em n the juices just set in. they just gon hafta paint over tht shyt lmbo

 

[richaveli83]

I saw some roaches watching from under the fridge so I assumed they were her kids.

Y'all ain't shyt!

 

[Collateral]

nikka aint you in the military? How you in the military and running from bugs?

 

[Bart simpson]

That queen probably got back up...

 

[8WON6]

I bet this nikka jumped right into a romper when he saw his little roommate.

 

[NoMoreWhiteWoman2020]

Hy. Was it u who dapped my post about alabama roaches in tha last roach thread. If it was, u know tht i have extensive experience wit them shyts. i tell u in tha house i used 2 live in, it got to tha point where there were roach stains on tha walls from when i kilt em n the juices just set in. they just gon hafta paint over tht shyt lmbo

Hell yeah fam. shyt had me paranoid to sleep in the dark, we had to keep the tv or lights on, and that don't even help for real. I had a special shoe dedicate to them muhfukkas and had halfway perfected killing them to the point they stay on the show if i hit em on the wall. I would rather pop em on the wall and then stomp on the floor and slide em.

 

[Hard Times Nakamura]

If I recall you were living with fam right?

More people living in a house the more roaches you gonna have. Especially females are dirty as hell.

 

[malbaker86]

Why the fukk is "bbw" a tag in this thread?

"roach titties."