I just got pulled up on by a Queen Roach, brehs:mjcry:

[Rusty$hackleford]

I was living in a new development out in the sticks, just 4 years before it was all desert. At night you'd see all sorts of wildlife cause most the surrounding area was still undeveloped, I mean coyotes, rabbits, snakes to name a few. Anyways, late night I go out to my car to get something, it's like 3 AM im half sleep, half drunk, no shoes. I step on something and fell a sharp pain like I stepped on a goathead or thorn. I pick my foot up and see this large fukkin sewer roach. I kid you not one of its thorny legs impaled the bottom of my heel, pulled that shyt out in disbelief/scust

 

[GreenGhxst]

I was living in a new development out in the sticks, just 4 years before it was all desert. At night you'd see all sorts of wildlife cause most the surrounding area was still undeveloped, I mean coyotes, rabbits, snakes to name a few. Anyways, late night I go out to my car to get something, it's like 3 AM im half sleep, half drunk, no shoes. I step on something and fell a sharp pain like I stepped on a goathead or thorn. I pick my foot up and see this large fukkin sewer roach. I kid you not one of its thorny legs impaled the bottom of my heel, pulled that shyt out in disbelief/scust

ahhhhhhhh fukk, bout to turn the lights on in my room

 

[wickedsm]

I bet this nikka jumped right into a romper when he saw his little roommate.

i hate all yall asses in this thread

 

[Anahita]

Was she pregnant? How did you know it was a queen?

And I actually deal with folks who say its better to just trap them and let them go because when you kill them you spread the eggs. I don't believe them for one second, most of them come from privileged backgrounds, and if they had to fight that roach on some everyday bully shyt, their minds would change.

Those people are really out here thinking you can trap a roach and set it free? Like this is some Free Willy shyt where you set the roach free and it flies up to crest over the setting sun while you watch with tears in your eyes? That roach would circle back to your house, tell it's 300 wall-embedded relatives how much of a bytch you are, then moonwalk across your face while you sleep.

 

[HabitualChiller]

Those people are really out here thinking you can trap a roach and set it free? Like this is some Free Willy shyt where you set the roach free and it flies up to crest over the setting sun while you watch with tears in your eyes? That roach would circle back to your house, tell it's 300 wall-embedded relatives how much of a bytch you are, then moonwalk across your face while you sleep.

repped

 

[GreenGhxst]

Those people are really out here thinking you can trap a roach and set it free? Like this is some Free Willy shyt where you set the roach free and it flies up to crest over the setting sun while you watch with tears in your eyes? That roach would circle back to your house, tell it's 300 wall-embedded relatives how much of a bytch you are, then moonwalk across your face while you sleep.

I hate roaches and you just reminded me why I hate them bytch made creatures, thanks for reignting my flame of hate. You get lax on them when you don't see them, but I'm bout to spray all up and down my apartment can't even set them fukk nikkas free

 

[KingJay]

I was whipping up a PB&J and she hopped out on some "what's good nikka?"

 

[GreenGhxst]

Forgot to say my roommate woke up with a tree roach in his fukking mouth as a teenager and he crunched down and freaked out, he sleeps with his mouth open. .... notice I said roommate not friend


But he said it tasted like onions... Now At the age of 30 he still doesn't eat onions, that roach set him off onions for the rest of his life

 

[LordDeathwatch]

Y'all killed a single mom roach?

Who gon take care of the kids? The taxpayers?

"Don't save her, she don't wanna be saved." :Ugh5150:

 

[GhostoftheMan]

i remember when the city was messing with the man hole infront of my classmates house. they opened that bytch and a sea of sewer roaches came pouring out. had me running down the street like

 

[Anahita]

I hate roaches and you just reminded me why I hate them bytch made creatures, thanks for reignting my flame of hate. You get lax on them when you don't see them, but I'm bout to spray all up and down my apartment can't even set them fukk nikkas free

You have to kill roaches. The only reason those b*stards exist is to infiltrate an environment and slowly break it down until it reaches their preferred level of decay. They serve No. Other. Damn. Purpose. but to destroy your environment.

Roaches seek out your food.
Roaches make your house smell.
Roaches breed unmercifully.
Roaches don't have families; they have sleeper cells.

I am a bleeding heart who has gone out of my way to let bugs go free, but roaches? I will kill with impunity. Every other bug wants out of your house. Roaches want to take over your house.

Forgot to say my roommate woke up with a tree roach in his fukking mouth as a teenager and he crunched down and freaked out, he sleeps with his mouth open. .... notice I said roommate not friend


But he said it tasted like onions... Now At the age of 30 he still doesn't eat onions, that roach set him off onions for the rest of his life

I need therapy just reading this. These damn roaches ain't got no respect. Jesus Christ.....

 

[Mike Nasty]

but roaches? I will kill with impunity.

I leave my grill cover laying on the patio slab a couple days, then pull it back and there's always at least 3 or 4 running for cover. I start smashing them like a game of whack-a-mole. Part of me feels bad cause they're outside not bothering me, another part of me is like fukk-em.

 

[Yeet Infection]

I woulda

 

[Yeet Infection]

I leave my grill cover laying on the patio slab a couple days, then pull it back and there's always at least 3 or 4 running for cover. I start smashing them like a game of whack-a-mole. Part of me feels bad cause they're outside not bothering me, another part of me is like fukk-em.

What state do u live in

 

[Anahita]

I leave my grill cover laying on the patio slab a couple days, then pull it back and there's always at least 3 or 4 running for cover. I start smashing them like a game of whack-a-mole. Part of me feels bad cause they're outside not bothering me, another part of me is like fukk-em.

Patio slab is only the first step in the takeover. You did the right thing.