I was living in a new development out in the sticks, just 4 years before it was all desert. At night you'd see all sorts of wildlife cause most the surrounding area was still undeveloped, I mean coyotes, rabbits, snakes to name a few. Anyways, late night I go out to my car to get something, it's like 3 AM im half sleep, half drunk, no shoes. I step on something and fell a sharp pain like I stepped on a goathead or thorn. I pick my foot up and see this large fukkin sewer roach. I kid you not one of its thorny legs impaled the bottom of my heel, pulled that shyt out in disbelief/scust 
