I just got pulled up on by a Queen Roach, brehs:mjcry:

[CoochieMane]

Roaches don't have queens breh.

How you run and let your mom take care of it, where they do that at? You might as well call that woman daddy.

 

[Hard Times Nakamura]

If you grew up in the Deep South you got at least one crazy ass Palmetto Bug/Water Bug story. I remember my pops moved to a new spot and it had wood floors. I knew about them but I lived in a building up a few floors and they not that prevelant higher than 1-2 stories up so I hadn't really had experiences with them. First night I stayed in pops new house I heard some shyt that sounded like the faucet dripping, go in the hallway and it's a fukking HUGE Palmetto walking on the floor. It was so big I could hear it walking in the next room. I can't stand them bytches. How them fools be all in trees and in the grass late summer early fall is the fukking WORST

The bigger they are the harder they fall

 

[Ironman]

That queen probably got back up...

"I...I....I cut you. I cut you so bad..that you wish I never cut you so bad"

 

[Karb]

Them down south tree roaches (palmetto bugs) that be flying and shyt. The queen Palmettos so big you can see the whites of they eyes.

 

[Karb]

I saw some roaches watching from under the fridge so I assumed they were her kids.

Y'all killed a single mom roach?

Who gon take care of the kids? The taxpayers?

 

[Canada Goose]

Them down south tree roaches (palmetto bugs) that be flying and shyt. The queen Palmettos so big you can see the whites of they eyes.

They have those in NY as well, especially the during the summer time, heard they can only fly when its humid out. I remember reading an article about it last summer


It's So Hot Out Cockroaches Might Start Flying in NYC

 

[Karb]

This thread :Rojas:

 

[Wildin]

No roach problems over here .

When I was little, and this is the only time I did this, I set my shoe's outside the front door like white people do. So the next day I go out and get my shoes and I put my foot in my shoe and I felt something, like a rock in my shoe. I take the shoe off and I hold it up and look inside while feeling and a black cricket jumped out of the shoe on top my chest then from my chest to the ground my literal reaction was

except that didn't cry. I yelled and my mom came in and told me to quit yellin .

 

[Heretic]

I remember this chick I used to mess with a long time ago invited me over to her crib, we ended up chillin on the couch and later on she was sleep next to me and I kept thinking that I was seeing something out the corner of my eye, but every time I turned and looked I didn't see shyt so I just figured my eyes were playing tricks on me. I finally was like fukk this and just turned and looked for a minute because that shyt was driving me nuts...

the bytch had a gotdamn roach crawl out of her mouth my nikkas. And she wake up and smack her lips like hey bae everything ok?

I just stare indefinitely like and she don't know why. Then finally she like, "what's wrong witchoo?"
Finally I was like, you really didn't feel that big ass fukkin roach crawl out from between your lips?

She sittin there lookin like I made the shyt up til I was like the muhfukka still by you somewhere. Then she realize I wasn't playin then try to freak out jumpin around and shyt like

Finally the roach shake loose from somewhere and I see it hit the floor
Immediately I stomp that bytch scoop it up and whatnot
And she like thank you, and try to bug me and probably use it as an excuse to push up on a nikka. Im appalled at this point tho and looking at her like

Either way, long story short, after smashing the bejesus out that girl I became scarce

 

[Mike Nasty]

And I actually deal with folks who say its better to just trap them and let them go because when you kill them you spread the eggs.

Nah, they have external egg sacks. Those are the ones you want to kill with the quickness.

 

[GreenGhxst]

nikka in the kitchen like this

Mama looking like, damn this nikka p*ssy

 

[GreenGhxst]

Nah, they have external egg sacks. Those are the ones you want to kill with the quickness.

can you spoiler that, I'm itching now breh

 

[SleezyBigSlim]

The big bytch just came out of nowhere

I was whipping up a PB&J and she hopped out on some "what's good nikka?"

I dropped the Peanut Butter and spoon and ran out the kitchen screaming like the white lady from The Color Purple when Ceely's kin hopped in her car.

Moms came in and saved a nikka soul. Now I'm eating a sandwich and that mufukka in the trash can

I'm dying

 

[Aphrodite]

Shut your ol'.........somewhat.....decent looking.....head ass.....lightskinned face ass....

No u

 

[Karb]

can you spoiler that, I'm itching now breh

Me too fr

This is why I prefer a cooler climate where you don't have to deal with that shyt